HWHAFAY
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WHEN DIRK AND JAKE HARMONIZE ON "WITH VOID AND LIFE" I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE I XAN'T. I JUST CAN'T I'M DONE
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CAN'T TAKR AWAY THE BOOTY SHORTS BUT THEY'D LIKE THAT..........,,
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Alpha Starships
Original: Starships by Nicki Minaj
Tindeck | Youtube
Lyrics/Cover Art/Jane: Akiran
Mixing/Dirk: Cal
Roxy: Emmi
Jake: Trick
Roxy’s decided to drag all the Alpha kids to a New Year’s party and guess what song plays!
Lyrics:
ROXY: Cmon guys, we’re here to party! Get your asses movin’!
JAKE: Roxy…while I must admit that this venue is quite charming, I do feel inclined to state–
JANE: I really don’t think this is a good idea.
ROXY: Oh my god, guys, it’s our song! We’ve got to do this shit!
DIRK: You’re kidding, right?
ROXY: Aw, yeah!
ROXY: Can I get a Post Scratch
Alphas on the floor
Move, dance, give a little more
Down a glass, fast, vermouth and gin
Add a little lemon n’ give it a spin
JANE: Do a youth roll, acrobatic turn
Make it blue, pink, cotton candy sweet
Sucker up, lick, trickster that shit
Gonna let it all loose, we’ll go by real quick
ALL: We’re out the door, door
‘Cause our planet’s doomed,
But we’ll fight more, more
The drones are comin’ soon
And this is war, war
Batterwitch don’t know
What friends are for, for
So now here we go
B2, never gonna die
Godtier’d, we’ll reunite
Let’s beat the Lord of Time
Heart, Hope, with Void and Life
B2, never gonna die
Godtier’d, we’ll reunite
Let’s beat the Lord of Time
Won’t stop…
Cuz we’re better than you motherfuckers!
ROXY: Cmon you guys!
JANE: Let’s party!
DIRK: It’s your turn, dude.
JAKE: I-I’m not quite sure I’m comfortable—
JANE: C'mon!
ROXY: You gotta do it, Jake!
DIRK: It’s not right to keep the ladies waiting.
JAKE: *sighs* Alright.
JAKE: Can’t take away the booty shorts,
But they’d like that
It’s a pistol pony rodeo,
And we’ve tried that
I’ll give double guns, and wink if I’m down
Gadzooks, that’s a long way to the ground
DIRK: Dude, we’re all smashed.
DIRK: Hey, lemme hear it cuz our time’s runnin’ out
Gonna wreck your heart and you better all shout
And you wanna kiss from the Di-Stri’s lips?
Sike, we’re too chill just to let that slip
ALL: And this is war, war
Batterwitch don’t know
What friends are for, for
So now here we go
B2, never gonna die
Godtier’d, we’ll reunite
Let’s beat the Lord of Time
Heart, Hope, with Void and Life
B2, never gonna die
Godtier’d, we’ll reunite
Let’s beat the Lord of Time
Won’t stop…
Cuz we’re better than you motherfuckers! (3x)
B2, never gonna die
Godtier’d, we’ll reunite
Let’s beat the Lord of Time
Heart, Hope, with Void and Life
B2, never gonna die
Godtier’d, we’ll reunite
Let’s beat the Lord of Time
Won’t stop…
Cuz we’re better than you motherfuckers! (3x)
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Alpha Starships
Original: Starships by Nicki Minaj
Tindeck | Youtube
Lyrics/Cover Art/Jane: Akiran
Mixing/Dirk: Cal
Roxy: Emmi
Jake: Trick
Roxy’s decided to drag all the Alpha kids to a New Year’s party and guess what song plays!
Lyrics:
ROXY: Cmon guys, we’re here to party! Get your asses movin’!
JAKE: Roxy…while I must admit that this venue is quite charming, I do feel inclined to state–
JANE: I really don’t think this is a good idea.
ROXY: Oh my god, guys, it’s our song! We’ve got to do this shit!
DIRK: You’re kidding, right?
ROXY: Aw, yeah!
ROXY: Can I get a Post Scratch
Alphas on the floor
Move, dance, give a little more
Down a glass, fast, vermouth and gin
Add a little lemon n’ give it a spin
JANE: Do a youth roll, acrobatic turn
Make it blue, pink, cotton candy sweet
Sucker up, lick, trickster that shit
Gonna let it all loose, we’ll go by real quick
ALL: We’re out the door, door
‘Cause our planet’s doomed,
But we’ll fight more, more
The drones are comin’ soon
And this is war, war
Batterwitch don’t know
What friends are for, for
So now here we go
B2, never gonna die
Godtier’d, we’ll reunite
Let’s beat the Lord of Time
Heart, Hope, with Void and Life
B2, never gonna die
Godtier’d, we’ll reunite
Let’s beat the Lord of Time
Won’t stop…
Cuz we’re better than you motherfuckers!
ROXY: Cmon you guys!
JANE: Let’s party!
DIRK: It’s your turn, dude.
JAKE: I-I’m not quite sure I’m comfortable—
JANE: C'mon!
ROXY: You gotta do it, Jake!
DIRK: It’s not right to keep the ladies waiting.
JAKE: *sighs* Alright.
JAKE: Can’t take away the booty shorts,
But they’d like that
It’s a pistol pony rodeo,
And we’ve tried that
I’ll give double guns, and wink if I’m down
Gadzooks, that’s a long way to the ground
DIRK: Dude, we’re all smashed.
DIRK: Hey, lemme hear it cuz our time’s runnin’ out
Gonna wreck your heart and you better all shout
And you wanna kiss from the Di-Stri’s lips?
Sike, we’re too chill just to let that slip
ALL: And this is war, war
Batterwitch don’t know
What friends are for, for
So now here we go
B2, never gonna die
Godtier’d, we’ll reunite
Let’s beat the Lord of Time
Heart, Hope, with Void and Life
B2, never gonna die
Godtier’d, we’ll reunite
Let’s beat the Lord of Time
Won’t stop…
Cuz we’re better than you motherfuckers! (3x)
B2, never gonna die
Godtier’d, we’ll reunite
Let’s beat the Lord of Time
Heart, Hope, with Void and Life
B2, never gonna die
Godtier’d, we’ll reunite
Let’s beat the Lord of Time
Won’t stop…
Cuz we’re better than you motherfuckers! (3x)
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Alpha Starships
Original: Starships by Nicki Minaj
Tindeck | Youtube
Lyrics/Cover Art/Jane: Akiran
Mixing/Dirk: Cal
Roxy: Emmi
Jake: Trick
Roxy’s decided to drag all the Alpha kids to a New Year’s party and guess what song plays!
Lyrics:
ROXY: Cmon guys, we’re here to party! Get your asses movin’!
JAKE: Roxy…while I must admit that this venue is quite charming, I do feel inclined to state–
JANE: I really don’t think this is a good idea.
ROXY: Oh my god, guys, it’s our song! We’ve got to do this shit!
DIRK: You’re kidding, right?
ROXY: Aw, yeah!
ROXY: Can I get a Post Scratch
Alphas on the floor
Move, dance, give a little more
Down a glass, fast, vermouth and gin
Add a little lemon n’ give it a spin
JANE: Do a youth roll, acrobatic turn
Make it blue, pink, cotton candy sweet
Sucker up, lick, trickster that shit
Gonna let it all loose, we’ll go by real quick
ALL: We’re out the door, door
‘Cause our planet’s doomed,
But we’ll fight more, more
The drones are comin’ soon
And this is war, war
Batterwitch don’t know
What friends are for, for
So now here we go
B2, never gonna die
Godtier’d, we’ll reunite
Let’s beat the Lord of Time
Heart, Hope, with Void and Life
B2, never gonna die
Godtier’d, we’ll reunite
Let’s beat the Lord of Time
Won’t stop…
Cuz we’re better than you motherfuckers!
ROXY: Cmon you guys!
JANE: Let’s party!
DIRK: It’s your turn, dude.
JAKE: I-I’m not quite sure I’m comfortable—
JANE: C'mon!
ROXY: You gotta do it, Jake!
DIRK: It’s not right to keep the ladies waiting.
JAKE: *sighs* Alright.
JAKE: Can’t take away the booty shorts,
But they’d like that
It’s a pistol pony rodeo,
And we’ve tried that
I’ll give double guns, and wink if I’m down
Gadzooks, that’s a long way to the ground
DIRK: Dude, we’re all smashed.
DIRK: Hey, lemme hear it cuz our time’s runnin’ out
Gonna wreck your heart and you better all shout
And you wanna kiss from the Di-Stri’s lips?
Sike, we’re too chill just to let that slip
ALL: And this is war, war
Batterwitch don’t know
What friends are for, for
So now here we go
B2, never gonna die
Godtier’d, we’ll reunite
Let’s beat the Lord of Time
Heart, Hope, with Void and Life
B2, never gonna die
Godtier’d, we’ll reunite
Let’s beat the Lord of Time
Won’t stop…
Cuz we’re better than you motherfuckers! (3x)
B2, never gonna die
Godtier’d, we’ll reunite
Let’s beat the Lord of Time
Heart, Hope, with Void and Life
B2, never gonna die
Godtier’d, we’ll reunite
Let’s beat the Lord of Time
Won’t stop…
Cuz we’re better than you motherfuckers! (3x)
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Music ask #6! Song you have to dance to!
Lots of options for this one but this has been my recent song that is just too fucking groovy to not.
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for the music asks, how about 17 (a song that would sing a duet with on karaoke) and 23 (a song that you think everybody should listen to) :3
Gotta be for real with this one. I would absolutely fucking duet this song with someone else on karaoke dude. Pinnacle of my middle school years. It's too silly to not.
For the song everyone should listen to. This song changed me. I think I ascend to heaven every fucking time I listen to it.
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Thanks to reduced air pollution I can finally see prospit.
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jake is like a feral cat. will destroy the native bird population for fun
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Nobody was doing it like Mary Magdalene. Tits out. Standing on a mountain. Holding a skull. She’s like the lesbian catholic hamlet. Aesthetically an absolute win for the gays.
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i loooove unreliable narration i love when a character says something in confidence and we find out later that they were just like. fucking wrong. case in point dave understanding “my bro is rich” and “my bro makes weird puppet porn” and extrapolating “my bro got rich off weird puppet porn” leading to him calling smuppetry a “multi billion dollar enterprise” because he is thirteen even though WE know that bro was set up with a trust fund by jade’s grandpa and was implied to have worked for skaianet like the puppets are just his freakazoid hobby but it’s funny to have dave be FIRMLY convinced his brother is a billionaire due to puppet porn
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@genobean helped me w this
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Shmebulock gets me
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