REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS
This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.
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I love all my bitches
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𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑑 :
𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑙 ♡
𝑑𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 ♡
𝑏𝑎𝑏𝑦 ♡
𝑑𝑜𝑙𝑙 ♡
𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡 ♡
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Abbott crew as scents
Melissa - spiced floral vanilla
Mr Johnson - nature and cleaning products
Gregory - fresh laundry, coffee, and salted caramel
Barbara - lavender, floral, and soap
Ava - vanilla berries
Janine - coconut, maple syrup, after rain
Jacob - spiced orange
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i get the biggest girl boner every time i see melissa ann schemmenti in those leather pants.
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parents are like “my daughter is completely fine!”
your daughter loses her mind at women twice her age calling her their good little girl
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*Sheryl talking about Barbara's relationship with the other characters*
MY WHITE GIRLFRIEND
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sorry in advance for the slight nsfw posting I promise I’m trying real hard to be normal about how I feel about women right now
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"There's no reason to suck on the strap" oh so you hate joy and whimsy and love?
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Sorry I had a bottle of wine for dinner and all I could think about was Abby in that beanie 🙇🏻♀️
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Obsessed with this picture 🚬
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Melissa x reader prompt
It’s a holiday. Melissa takes R to a family function. The schemmenti family loves them. Kristin and R get along very well, which makes Melissa jealous. She’s either jealous because R’s attention should be her or because she misses having a connection with Kristin (your choice 🤷♀️). Could end in reassurance or some jealousy smut.
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Mfs be like “you’re cute” okay rail me then ?
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Call me baby with that soft voice of yours & I’ll melt instantly
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