merc-with-the-m0uth

[merc-with-the-m0uth]

M h

Starts crying uncontrollably

Leaves

[merc-with-the-m0uth]

Eating cereal from the box reading fanfiction is a great way to spend mornings bedrotting

[merc-with-the-m0uth]

*he laughs at the expectant look, not in a mean way obviously, it's just funny to him, he looks down at wheelie on the couch and pats his head with a silly smile before grabbing the remote for the TV off the table and sitting down next to him on the couch*

*wheelie knocks on his door.*

Merccccccc, I want cuddles!!!

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

*Merc gets up from where he was sitting on the couch and staring at the wall, opening his door with a little smile*

Cuddles sound pretty good right now

[merc-with-the-m0uth]

Sounds like a plan, wonder how high I can get before I reach that point of having non left

*he takes the container with a grin*

Hi hi! Do you want w33d brownies?

-🍃

Pfft sure sure, love that shit, yeah I'll have some if you're offering

[merc-with-the-m0uth]

Blahåj

I'm gonna go to IKEA and buy another shark plush

- my mod an hour after he woke up this morning

So guess we're going to IKEA now

[merc-with-the-m0uth]

Hi hi! Do you want w33d brownies?

-🍃

Pfft sure sure, love that shit, yeah I'll have some if you're offering

[merc-with-the-m0uth]

That sounds like a much better plan rookie *he smiles back happily, resting his chin on wheelies forehead for a moment just to tease him about the minor height difference before getting off his tippy toes because he had to go on his tippy toes for the joke and he lets go of the hug a little to pull wheelie inside the apartment and shut the door*

*wheelie knocks on his door.*

Merccccccc, I want cuddles!!!

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

*Merc gets up from where he was sitting on the couch and staring at the wall, opening his door with a little smile*

Cuddles sound pretty good right now

[merc-with-the-m0uth]

*he stumbles a little, laughing happily with a tired smile, holding wheelie close in a hug*

If you hug attacked me does that mean we have to cuddle fight now? *He jokes lightly*

*wheelie knocks on his door.*

Merccccccc, I want cuddles!!!

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

*Merc gets up from where he was sitting on the couch and staring at the wall, opening his door with a little smile*

Cuddles sound pretty good right now

[merc-with-the-m0uth]

*wheelie knocks on his door.*

Merccccccc, I want cuddles!!!

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

*Merc gets up from where he was sitting on the couch and staring at the wall, opening his door with a little smile*

Cuddles sound pretty good right now

[merc-with-the-m0uth]

Anyone got any soft poolverine fix recommendations before I go

Something nice for the road

[merc-with-the-m0uth]

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Right I'm gonna be busy till really late tonight then pass out when I'm home probably so

If anyone needs to DM me do

And I'll answer DMS later or tomorrow

[merc-with-the-m0uth]

Out for milk be right back everyone

[merc-with-the-m0uth]

I'm gonna go to IKEA and buy another shark plush

- my mod an hour after he woke up this morning

So guess we're going to IKEA now

[merc-with-the-m0uth]

It is sleep time guys night

[merc-with-the-m0uth]

I'm hoping it's their computer server room so we can fuck up their data, maybe we got a jackpot and there's both down here

text: MERC MERC MERCCCCCC IM BOREDDDDDD!

where u at⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Right here Wheelie, come over I'm not doing anything right now, but I think we could do something together

[merc-with-the-m0uth]

You like me and my sentient alien goo friend working together with the power of friendship and sharp weapons to be stronger? *He teases, smirking under his mask, glad wheelie finds it hot, he leads wheelie by their linked arms, and, he was right, that wasn't just a locked supply closet, there's steps leading down*

text: MERC MERC MERCCCCCC IM BOREDDDDDD!

where u at⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Right here Wheelie, come over I'm not doing anything right now, but I think we could do something together

[merc-with-the-m0uth]

Your wish is my command *he teases, and they're joking and flirting around like they didn't just kill two hundred people but that part of the day makes this part even better in mercs opinion, he grabs the handle, it's locked, he summons venom to around his hand and pushes the lock in with a snap, leaving a hole in the door where the handle was, venom seeps away back into the suit and the door swings open*

text: MERC MERC MERCCCCCC IM BOREDDDDDD!

where u at⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Right here Wheelie, come over I'm not doing anything right now, but I think we could do something together