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THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING 2001 | dir. Peter Jackson

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not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

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flow winning animated feature is the kind of story that's going to be taught like the boogeyman to every big animation studio's intake class for decades

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hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.

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"I would never jeopardize the beans" pales in comparison to it's newest successor, "beans r not woke. How could u do this?"

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The curse is lifted!

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platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you

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Happy birthday majoras mask :3c , old ass game

Stills here ^_^

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BABA IS PISSED

INTERNET IS SLOW

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Some of the biggest fantasy worldbuilding fails that I see, in no particular order

Gods without religion. The Gods are real and a known historical fact, but virtually nobody is religious.

Cultural racism/discrimination without structural racism/discrimination. Discrimination that exists only in microagressions or mean comments, without existing in any sort of structural way.

Secret history with no clear reason for it to be secret and no clear method for maintaining that secrecy. Major parts of the world's history are kept entirely secret, even though there's not an obvious reason to do so and even when history has shown this is virtually impossible to enforce (especially in a world with any movement or communication across borders).

Large, homogeneous countries. Even without immigration, virtually no country larger than the Vatican will be fully homogeneous in terms of culture, dialect, beliefs, traditions, etc., much less a large one with limited communication technology as is often seen in fantasy. The Planet of Hats problem.

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The official sephiroth kills mario screenshot is insane to me.

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hear me out…

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End of an era 😥

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You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

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I'm begging the children STOP TIKTOKIFYING YOUR TRIGGER WARNINGS!

USE THE TAG SAY THE WORD SO THAT PEOPLE WHO HAVE IT IN THEIR BLOCK LISTS DONT HAVE TO SEE THE CONTENT

I should not have to have a half dozen made up spellings of a single word in my blocklists because someone is scared of a nonexistent algorithm or because they think saying the word itself is fucking immoral or something