merdetempete
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I enjoy dilf Poseidon and, by consequence, the percy Jackson franchisemain: batcassed
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not to sound like a victorian woman suffering from hysteria but i do think going to the sea would fix me
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“This character is dead in canon” to you. They’re dead in canon to you. To me they’re fine
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it is safe to drink lava also it is so so tasty
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"The picture she was attacking was a painting of me standing over the giant Antaeus. Rachel had painted it a couple of months ago. My expression in the picture was fierce—disturbing, even—so it was hard to tell if I was the good guy or the bad guy, but Rachel said I'd looked just like that after the battle." (from the botl episode of monster donut!)
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percy loves listening to her talk jackson
annabeth passionate about everything chase
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12 year old me imagining a fellow twelve year old slaughtering Medusa:

the reality:

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please gods let the Percy Jackson series be set in the 2000s. Flip phones and fall out boy
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Are you a ‘Oh my god he’s a kid’ (ecstatic because it’s the first sign of a faithful adaptation that will flourish across the years following Percy as he grows up) or a ‘Oh my god he’s a kid’ (horrified being now grown up by the cyclic realisation that awful things are going to happen to a scrawny teenager) pjo fan or both
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Apollo theatre kids gonna be confused as fuck as to why their uncle is Alexander Hamilton
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If you want another actress for Annabeth, just remember what Rick Riordan said


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