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meredith and elijah

Who is louder?

Meredith. Hard to believe, but it's true.

Who is more experimental?

Elijah, there's no question about it.

Who takes more risks?

Elijah, But he does it for the best of them.

Do they fuck or make love?

I must tread lightly. I'd got with the latter, considering all they've been through. But because they're almost brothers it feels a little off. The probably do the former just to let off some steam.

Lights on or off?

Off.

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?

I can't see either of them doing that.

Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?

Elijah.

Has either stolen the other’s underwear?

Hmmmm, maybe?

Who comes first?

Meredith!

Who is better at oral and who prefers it?

Who is more submissive?

Meeeredith

Who usually initiates things?

Elijah, probably.

Who is more sensitive?

Meredith. Has to be.

Who has the most patience?

I'd say they're both equally the same.

Which kinks do they share?

Pffft, don't ask me.

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I wanna rppppppppppppppp, but seriously will do once all of this dies down. x

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I'm offline

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I'm online can you believe it

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SEND ME A SHIP AND I'LL TELL YOU [nsfw version]

Who is louder?

Who is more experimental?

Who takes more risks?

Do they fuck or make love?

Lights on or off?

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?

Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?

Has either stolen the other’s underwear?

Who comes first?

Who is better at oral and who prefers it?

Who is more submissive?

Who usually initiates things?

Who is more sensitive?

Who has the most patience?

Which kinks do they share?

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For every " ♅ " in my askbox, I'll name one of my character's quirks.

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"RIDICULOUS, DYLAN. No-one believes you and they won't start doing it now, especially with those dirty rotten lies you're spouting out now! I don't know who you're sleeping with; these are just some of the few things I've heard! I don't care if it's true or not - I don't care what you do in your spare time!"

"Wait what!? Is that what people think I’m doing!? What the hell! Amazing! Pray tell, who the fuck am I having one night stands with and why am I not aware? How the hell does ‘rumoured' me get more action then I do huh!? For your information, I haven’t been sleeping around; so get that idea out of your head! You’re about as innocent as a brothel patron!”

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Our characters have accidentally switched phones somehow. What text or phone call would your character send to their own phone?

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>> Hey, I'm sorry for not being on again

This weekend hopefully. I have more deadlines and they never seem to stop giving me stuff to do ohmulord

apologies.

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"Utterly ridiculous! We know you're the one with the track record of stringless one night stands and kisses behind closed doors! I'm innocent, Dylan, you fool!"

"I’ll forever remember this as the day that Meredith offered to sleep with me in his desperate attempt to get laid. Let us never forget what was lost today. The clean image I had for Mereith Elkwood, the loss of my pure mind and everyone’s lunch. But especially my pure mind which has been tainted by your filth. Rest in peace."

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Fastest mood drop in the world, I'm going bed

ni ni

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"You are an idiot, Dylan. A fool to take it so seriously. And don't you dare call me that - that's a lie, everything on that piece of paper is a lie!" He whispered, stepping back.

"You couldn’t have done it as a joke, you don’t have a sense of humour. You couldn’t tell a joke to save your life. Besides, it was in my mail and not in a bin although it should be but I don’t want to touch it. You throw it away Mr Coconut Rough. 

…Oh God why did I call you that.”

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"Don't be so gullible! I would never fill one of those stupid ads. It was a joke. And I threw it in the bin! Who wants to talk to you anyway?"

I hate him, hate him hate him hate him

"Don’t talk to me. Don’t even look at me. Don’t breathe near me. I will never be able to erase this information from my mind. I need cleansing. Why must the Elkwoods torment me in such a way?"

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Own up. Who mailed that stupid ad?

Everything written on it is a lie.

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Fill this out and send it to my submit box.

Name :

Availability (How busy/not busy are you.) : 

Soft or Rough? :

Dirty talk? : Yes [] No []

Dominant or Submissive? (Or both.) :

Some (Or all) of my turn on’s :

Other thing’s you should know :

Fuck buddy application.

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Ask for help with anything! Awkward questions about life,  how to deal with tricky situations, serious conundrums, family recipes, how to fix the common cold- anything goes!

Here it is! Your free pass to ask my muse for advice!

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tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb