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I desperately need Charlie and Bee to get a reunion. Please Optimus, you wouldn't deny your favorite son who recently just died and came back the one thing he wants more than anything else in the whole world would you????

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you can pry happy endings from my cold-dead hands. It can be the most heart stopping, gut wrenching fic that has every existed and I will read every drop of it if I get my happy ending. I have had enough painful endings in real life, give me happy in my fantasy world. It can be at the last second, it can be a single sentence, even a single word. Give me all the angst and hurt in the world for 500,000 words, but please give me the comfort I need in the ending. please and thank you.

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how do you tell your brother you have the hots for his boss

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So you win. What’s the claimed prize?

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I don't think I've seen anybody talk about how absolutely insane The Boiling Rock is from Hakoda's perspective.

Imagine getting captured, and your son tells you that you won't be apart for too long. That's sweet, but obviously your son has no resources to spare for organizing a breakout. You hope that the Avatar can defeat the Fire Lord soon - that's the earliest time you could hope to be rescued.

You get put into a temporary holding facility until the guards can sort out who is who. After a while, they put you on a prisoner transport to the Boiling Rock. Your captors try to intimidate you by telling you that it's the highest security prison in the Fire Nation, probably the whole world. It's far away from the capital.

You arrive at the Boiling Rock. It really is in the middle of a boiling lake. There's only one way in or out, and it's a gondola that takes you above the boiling lake. You meet the warden. They take you to your cell. You settle down to wait for the end of the war.

And 15 minutes later Sokka comes in like "hey dad I'm here I got the prince of the Fire Nation and an Earth Kingdom ninja leader gf ok let's go I'm busting you out"

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when in fics they say two characters gave each other a look this is always what i envision in my head

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The “aces are so pure and innocent and basically children!” stereotype is so stupid.

All of the ace people I know like smut. All of them.

And yes there are ace people who don’t like to talk about sex, but that doesn’t mean they’re small children who have no clue what sex is.

Infantilizing an entire community is never a good thing.

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ok guys what do we think

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Funk trolls: Really Nice UFO, technological marvel

Country trolls: Real buildings, saloons, shops, An Actual Town

Pop trolls: hhrrnnnnggh seed pod on tree

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the redemption attempt sure is going

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There is truly no greater love than taking your most adored fictional character and throwing them into the emotionally-devastating angst fueled trash compactor and pressing every single button on the machine just to see what will happen

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I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this incorrect quote from @httydberserker-incorrect for a week now so I had to get it out of my system 

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if the twins had befriended hiccup instead of bullying him like the others, imagine the CHAOS that would ensue!

hiccup's crazy (sometimes functional) inventions + the twins' crazy energy? sign me the fuck up.

stoick would have an aneurysm.