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Have a Sofia Special!

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By Malevolent Leather

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warm baked goods are insane. something so beautiful and almost maddening about absolutely tearing into them when they’re fresh. feeling warm all over after. I really do get vampires for real

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PEDRO PASCAL Vanity Fair | July - August 2025

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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

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preacher boy

(EDIT: now on inprnt!)

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A bard entertains a silver dragon in Robin Wood’s “Music Lover”.  (Dragon 97, May 1985)

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GRACE KELLY AS TRACY LORD HIGH SOCIETY (1956) Dir. John Patrick & Philip Barry

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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of

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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

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I love a woman with a loud ass laugh. I love a cackle. I love a guffaw. Love when a bitch laughs so hard it scares the dog. Be unapologetic in your joy.

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Over The Waves by Setsuko Matsushima

art quilt

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Tamino