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"Yes I am still roaming around the forests of strange lands. My inbox is empty. If you wish for my blog to have content, submit your questions."
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MM2: "Given your need to tell me you would win a contest you did not dare to enter. It suggests you are intimidated by me and my superior features. I may have steel typing, however I am flesh and bone with a few special traits. My body would have more to offer in sexiness than your inferior form. You would only hope to place at all ...If the contest was who could talk the longest." *MM2 who appears to have no tastebuds at all as he swallows it whole. (A possible act to avoid tasting it.)
Destino: Not everyone can have a character as ridiculously attractive as me. Perhaps try harder next time. You’ll get there one day.
*You received a wasabi ice cream with a little dollop of wasabi on top.*
@metal-mewtwo
#Thanks for the ice-cream. Wasabi is a flavor I do not care for so I'll have my metal mewtwo eat it in the most comic way possible.#He'll be coughing off screen and washing it down with an entire bottle of moomoo milk.
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"It appears I do not have much of a following. Alas, this is the downfall of living in obscurity." (This is an ask based blog. If you are interested in interacting wit hMM2 send him some questions.)
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*Destino swaggers up to the metal mewtwo with an eyebrow raised.*
Destino: Wow. I never thought I'd ever find it but you're standing right here in front of me. The world's most ugly Pokémon imaginable. You look like a sack of bile come to life. If you thought the metal casing would save you from looking as hideous as a mudsdale's back side, I think you'd need to look at yourself real hard in the mirror and have a bit of self reflection. Then again, me saying that would probably be an insult to the mudsdale's ass. You know, I think if someone took a stick and beat you with it, it would only serve to improve your ghastly features. Seriously, did whoever make you not realise the horrendous mistakes they were making? Or were they blinded everything you've got going on here enough that they thought it was ok to let you go out and destroy everyone's eyeballs?
Metal Mewtwo smirked with a throat chuckle as he hovered above the ground. "And by that logic, that must make YOU the toilet paper. Your only worth is to scrape shit from one's ass before being discarded like the trash you are." His long metal-like tail coiled around the delinquent Absol's neck like a snake catching it's prey. "My newly reformed body was bestowed upon me by Arceus themself. Therefor my looks are far superior compared to your, rather common, appearance. However... If you wish to be blinded by my beauty, that can be arranged." The tip of Metal Mewtwo's tail turned to point at Destino's face. The bulbus part of his tail opening up like a three petal flower to reveal a glowing blue light as it charged up (very slowly) for a beam attack of some kind. "Hum hmm hmm." she smirked slyly with a chuckle, "What do you say?"
#I hope this is alright. It's super late at night for me but I wanted to reply while the ideas were fresh.#How two insult slinging pokemon make friends?#I can picture them having a tea party together#asks
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@pokeask-magi-retreat
An unusual looking Mewtwo ((all though, for many of the mewtwo variants ,they all looked unusual)) entered the event under the cover of darkness. How he got there was a mystery, something to do with time and space portals maybe. His eyes are black with glowing blue irises that were almost digital in appearance. His skin, though made of flesh, reflected the moonlight with the colour of silver chrome and his belly/tail was either an iridescent purple or dark blue, depending on how the light hit. As a newly revived former villain, he has a new lease on life as well as a new body. Finding himself in this new world and thrown into a social setting to improve his public interactions. All in the sake of reforming him into a better person. Short rundown of his personality: A bit eccentric, unhinged, can be a jerk/look down on others. Likes tea parties. And has the voice like Emperor Belos from the Owl house. (In some cases Metal Mewtwo's voice leans towards John Cleese from the Monty Python movies.) Approach him if you dare. Interaction hints: He likes flattery even if he can see through someone's attempt to get on his good side for their personal gain.
#the icon image for the blog is a place holder until I can get a decent image ref up.#event posting#pokeask-magi-retreat
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Reblogging to boost for the event and get more eyes on it is also appreciated!
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Happy new year.
"How strange these humans are. Making a year's time by the lap around the Sun. And why start it at it's coldest part of the rotation?" MM2 asked no-one as he brushed the pile of snow from his shoulders. Feeling annoyed by the snow heavy branches of the trees that dropped their collections upon him. It was harder to gather supplies in this weather, but he had to admit the fresh foods last longer. Snow was surprisingly effective to preserve meat and berries.
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Metal Santa (Note: When he's traveling Benta lives in abandoned pokemon centers)
"Ah. An abandoned pokemon center. This is familiar." He raided a few abandoned pokemon centers for their equipment. It was amazing how much useful things humans would leave behind when a center gets shut down. What brought him to this particular pokemon center was the rumor that another Mewtwo was currently dwelling here. It was already late at night, and it would be rude to wake a being equal to his intelligence. However, a fellow Mewtwo deserved a little holiday cheer in the spirit of the season. Even if it were only a small gesture. Note: When dealing with pokemon of the same species, it is important to keep in mind they can be extremely territorial. Especially if they are both male and live a solo lifestyle. Breaking an upstairs window, MM2 entered the pokemon center in his Santa costume. Leaving the other Mewtwo, and any other pokemon there, small gifts of canned food, berries, Instant ramen cups, and a box of green tea. ((This world isn't MM2's home world, but he got special -though extremely limited- permission from Arceus to hop dimensions.))
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Metal Santa
"A human dwelling. How strange that humans lock their doors to keep the honest out. When any pokemon with psychic typing and telekinesis can open the locks with a mere flick of a finger." Upon checking the door and discovering it locked, MM2 unlocked the door from the inside with use of his powers. He opened the door no wider than a crack at first. Scanning the doorframe and walls for any sign of an alarm, sensors, and guard pokemon that might be lingering. With the coast clear, MM2 made his way to the living room where a tree- or some other festive decoration- should be waiting for him to place gifts under. Dressed in a Santa suit his metal looking skin reflected the moonlight from the windows as he made his way to the living room. There he discovered a decorated tree. "Is there a theme to these decorations or is it a collection of treasured items?" he asked no one as he pondered the resident's choices. "Well, this will fit right in." From the large pillowcase he was using as a sack, he produced a small steampunk-looking rocking horse he made from gears and other metal bits he found. It was carefully crafted into a decoration that was big enough to use as a plant stand for a potted plant. "Now onto these milk and cookies I hear so much about." To his disappointment, the cookies and milk had been gotten too already. The real Santa maybe? Or some other hungry pokemon. "No matter. I shall raid the fridge." And so the fridge MM2 did raid. Making himself a glorious sandwich out of various things in the fridge.
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Ask Game.
"In the spirit of Christmas, and whatever holiday humans believe in, lets have a game. Send me "Metal Santa?" to have yours truly answer with how I would break into your house as Santa."
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MM2: Eats a bag of chips, minding his own business as he returns to his lair. The trucker who put down a bag of shopping he got at the gas station so he could use the gas pump: "Where the *bleep* did my chips go?!"
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No trick or treaters?
"No one dared to knock on my door? More instant cup ramen and mini chocolate bars for me then."
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Halloween rp interaction game
"It appears Halloween is happening soon. I suppose I should do something for the occasion. How about a game of Trick or Treat?" There are two ways to play: Send an ask with *Knock Knock* "Trick or Treat!" to knock on Metal Mewtwo's door. OR Send an ask with "Happy Halloween. Is that a knock I hear?" to have Metal Mewtwo trick or treat at your door. (It would be helpful to include a small description of what your muse lives in if they live somewhere other than a house.)
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Sooo... What you are fond of? Any hobbies?
"Hmm." He stroked his chin between a ball tipped finger and thumb in thought.
"I haven't given much thought on what I enjoy. I suppose I am rather fond of tea parties. The ones where tea is served with those little sandwiches and sweets are quite enjoyable. As for hobbies, I sometimes read Manga books and instructional manuals- the ones that help me build things. Repair things found in old junk yards. Steal the occasional unattended computer system in lab or factory. That sort of thing." He added in a very offhanded manner. Making it hard to tell if he was joking or being truthful.
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Blog is officially open.
Metal Mewtwo (MM2 for short), is open for ask and rp interactions. After being revived and transformed into psychic-steel type by Arceus, this former villain gave up most of his evil ways. He's now living a new life with a new body. Rules and Character bio can be found on the blog's profile page: From prototype to the superior Mewtwo model! (tumblr.com)
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How's the jelly?
"..." The metallic looking pokemon was silent at first. "The... what?" he asked, tilting his head at Pocketden before looking around to a jar of strawberry Jelly on a table. "How did that get there?" He opened the jar and gave the substance inside a sniff. "Why does this smell like ham?" --------- Mun/mod: Thanks for the ask. <3 The first ask in my inbox is a inside joke from our rp on discord. lol. Explanation: Before Metal Mewtwo was revived, he tried to take over the world with an army of clones that had their DNA spliced with ham gelatin. They were comically easy to defeat and burst into jelly at the slightest hit. Fun fact... At the Halloween ball where this battle went down, @pocketden's character that kept lighting MM2 on fire.
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