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Fic about morty being suggestive to rick around their family?

ricks weird around everyone. he puts his hands on his daughters waist, kisses his granddaughter on the top of her lip, holds his grandson by the hip… it’s not out of the ordinary for him. what is out of the ordinary, however, is morty sitting suspiciously close to rick during family movie night. typically he sits at the end of the couch, and it’s not uncommon for the two to be seated next to each other—but morty is practically (almost literally) on his grandpas lap. summers watching awkwardly, not sure if she should say something… usually when they’re being freakishly emotionally incestous, she rips them a new one. but that’s because they aren’t /meaning/ to be that way. this looks intentional. rick’s got his arm around the couch, so it’s not directly on morty, that’s not weird, right? not at all. beth fights against her own instincts, tells herself that this is just how families bond, and who is she to tell her father he’s doing a bad job when he’s clearly doing better than he was with her.

morty creeps a little closer, finally, until he’s curled up against his side and his legs are overlapping rick’s. morty blinks innocent up at him, smiles a sweet little kid smile, opens his mouth and, “grandpa, can i have some popcorn?”

“what’re you asking me for? i dont care.” rick reaches over and pulls the popcorn bowl near morty. morty blinks, looks unsatisfied.

“no, feed it to me,” he says, so casual.

“sure, whatever. since your hands are nonexistent, it seems.” rick rolls his eyes and holds the popcorn in the palm of his hand. morty eats it, like a bunny eating lettuce. he makes sure to lick rick’s fingers clean, suck on them for a little too long. rick’s breath hitches. face grows red. he pulls away after morty’s sucked his third digit into his mouth. “that’s enough.” he coughs out.

the family ends the movie early, partially because it was boring, partially because they were tired of watching morty eye-fuck grandpa.

rick stands, stretches, makes an ugly noise as his joints pop. morty watches him, hungry.

beth says goodnight, jerry’s fully asleep on the arm-chair. no one wakes him. rick turns to pace his way back to his room and morty stops him, doesn’t care that his mom is raising an eyebrow, or that summer stops in her tracks up the stairs to take a peek at them. “im tired, grandpa.” he yawns, stretches and then lunges himself forward, wraps his arms around rick’s middle.

“then go to sleep,” rick groans, trying to pull morty off of him.

morty lights up. “here?” he pokes rick’s ribs, which in turn gets him a not-so-playful shove.

“no, dumbass. go to your room. quit bothering me.”

“but i want to sleep with you.” morty pouts, now rubbing his crotch against rick’s leg. rick feels his boner. eyes grow wide. he instantly pushes morty behind himself, trying to cover it up.

“okay, morty, whatever, come on.”

that wakes jerry. “uh..honey?” beth looks mortified. but even she knows that she doesn’t have the parental skills to handle whatever it is that’s happening right now. “okay. you two have fun.” she doesn’t speak another word. she knows the look of her father when he’s going to make a bad decision. even more, she knows the look of her stupid, aroused son. whatever they were doing, she wanted no part…

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heyyy morty prime…. ur kinda pretty ik… 😉😘

🧡- oh yeah i'm a really hot guy ✨

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More Morty 👍 it’s never enough Morty

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or the fanfiction where they fuck thats okay too

alright guys. who's writing the chachaco and jimmy go to the citadel fanfiction. thats an old man and a little boy and they have similarities to rick and morty and in my eyes thats all i need to classify them as a walmart rick and morty

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alright guys. who's writing the chachaco and jimmy go to the citadel fanfiction. thats an old man and a little boy and they have similarities to rick and morty and in my eyes thats all i need to classify them as a walmart rick and morty

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ok while I'm trying to edit the video, look at the first frame of this video for now 😢🫩

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As one does putting it on to balance my humors and thinking about some things. At the end of Never Ricking Morty (4x06) Rick repeatedly asks for a kiss - specifically says on the lips is okay - and mixes it with a rare moment of telling Morty he loves him. The most "you're about to get molested" scene ever but that's besides the point. Then at the end of The Vat of Acid Episode (4x08) he makes Morty kiss the vat before he gets in it. Something about Rick having an obsession with kissing Morty, because it's inherently an act we deem acceptable to do with family members [within constraints]. It's like this thing that he can get away with. If nothing else, he can make Morty kiss him and feel justified because that's his grandson. It's not weird. It totally isn't. Totally not weird that he jerks off thinking about said kiss either. Cause like... it's not like he's touching him. Even if he thinks about it. All the time. I don't know. Kissing.

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I've always imagined a more diverse citadel than what we saw in canon, one with ricks and morties of different ages, heights, and genders. A citadel where you can see a young rick looking around in wonder at his older counterparts, a citadel where you can find a morticia and a mortimer gossipping about the rick & morty pairs in their circle. A citadel where being a rick or a morty is more like a secondary gender than an identity in and of itself.

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soft rickorty.. sof.. soft.. rickorty… morty who thinks he’s stupid and is constantly doubting himself, second guessing all his ideas, making jokes at his own expense. until, finally, one day, rick asks him why he keeps putting himself down like that? and morty is dumbfounded… because he wasn’t expecting that question, and he doesn’t quite know how to answer it… and he looks at rick and goes, “uh, well, i am stupid.. aren’t i?” and rick looks absolutely offended. like the kid just cursed his whole bloodline (their bloodline). he sits morty on top of the desk and gets right between his legs, pulls his chin up with his index and thumb: “who says you’re stupid? you’re not, kiddo.” and morty melts, tears pricking at his eyes… rick caresses his face so gently and, “not my grandson. my grandson isn’t stupid. that must be a different morty.”

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proship community reblog if you hate AI

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my rick and morty episode 6 prediction: morty is seated in a dr.wongs office, except this ones slightly different—this place is more juvenile. posters about a balanced breakfast, stuffed animals scattered around the room, big ass cam-recorder blinking right at him. blinking red. dr.wong comes in shortly, places a teddy bear in front of him. then she says; “point on the bear where he touched you, morty,” (and she’s referring to rick)

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tumblr stop recommending antiship posts just because they have the word proship in them i have blocked so many tags

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damn, rick has some mommy and daddy issues 😭

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it’s literally canon that morty likes incest porn. and that’s not a red flag to anyoneeee in the family? not at all? especially when he spends every waking moment of every day with his grandpa who’s whole thing is that he loves strangely? and we’re sure he’s not being molested. we are SURE of that….?

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also report for crosstagging— that goes under spam! <3

block & report @//mockingjaimes for harassment everyone <3 he's been commenting under tons of proship posts

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OH ftr, if i reblog a post and tag it as proship, that's because it's the most common tag that people block. i actually prefer "profiction" over "proship", but i tag proship so people who dont want to see proship posts dont have to. its not a courtesy i necessarily HAVE to give, but its one that i WANT to give