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don't ask me why i suddenly got sam s.warek feels out of nowhere but... i did.

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i’m not really here but i just wanna talk about the absolute hatred in her eyes as she’s looking at sam’s dad...

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apparently ‘rookie blue’ is (back?) on canadian netflix so my timing in getting muse again is... pretty excellent!

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who can i give cash money to for more/any sam s.warek gifsets like look at his lil face c’mon

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“i did not ask to train a rookie. i did not ask to have a partner. i’m not your boyfriend. i will not be holding your hand.” ©

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send me a ✐ for a random sentence starter from my muse (1-1500) — tw: profanity, mild nsfw, long list

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Mcswarek + season 2

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i realize i’ve been mia for a zillion years but hello pls know i love you (and sam)

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the new m.itski album really came for my late s3/s4 mc.swarek feels huh?

I haven't given you what you need You wanted me but couldn't reach me So you went into your memory Relived all the ways you still want me I haven't given you what you need You wanted me but couldn't reach me I'm sorry, it should've been me I'm sorry, it should've been me

-- ‘should’ve been me’

and also

I guess, I guess I guess this is the end I'll have to learn to be somebody else It’s been you and me since before I was me Without you, I don't yet know quite how to live

-- ‘i guess’

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You and Sam were great, and you always will be.

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🐝  *  ―  𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄  𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.   (  all  of  these  are  just  some  random  sentences  i  thought  could  be  fun  to  use.  feel  free  to  adjust  to  better  fit  your  muses.  )

❛  are you okay ?  ❜ ❛  believe in yourself.  ❜ ❛  care to explain ?  ❜ ❛  close your eyes.  ❜ ❛  don’t be afraid.  ❜ ❛  don’t overthink it.  ❜ ❛  don’t underestimate me.  ❜ ❛  forget i asked.  ❜ ❛  how are you ?  ❜ ❛  i don’t care.  ❜ ❛  i don’t remember.  ❜ ❛  i hate you.  ❜ ❛  i love you.  ❜ ❛  i need you.  ❜ ❛  i’ll be there.  ❜ ❛  i’m so sorry.  ❜ ❛  it’s over now.  ❜ ❛  i’ve missed you.  ❜ ❛  just be honest.  ❜ ❛  just trust me.  ❜ ❛  leave me alone.  ❜ ❛  let me in.  ❜ ❛  maybe you’re right.  ❜ ❛  never give up.  ❜ ❛  no , stop it !  ❜ ❛  please be careful.  ❜ ❛  please believe me.  ❜ ❛  please don’t cry.  ❜ ❛  please forgive me.  ❜ ❛  so … that’s it ?  ❜ ❛  speak the truth.  ❜ ❛  talk to me.  ❜ ❛  that’s fucked up.  ❜ ❛  this isn’t working.  ❜ ❛  we can’t stay.  ❜ ❛  what about me ?  ❜ ❛  what’s going on ?  ❜ ❛  what’s your problem ?  ❜ ❛  where are we ?  ❜ ❛  who are you ?  ❜ ❛  you did it !  ❜ ❛  you don’t understand.  ❜ ❛  you need help.  ❜ ❛  you’re kidding me.  ❜ ❛  you’re safe now.  ❜

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@naslaidire​ said: “it doesn’t do any good to get worked up.” ( hailey )

       sam grit his teeth, biting back the frustration that was threatening to boil over. she was right, of course. well, technically, anyway. getting pissed wasn’t going to solve this case any quicker or smoke their suspect out any sooner. and it sure as hell wasn’t going to help his partner... after a beat, he let out slow breath, scrubbing his hand over his face.    “  yeah,  ”    he bit out.    “  yeah, i know.  ”    a slight smirk quirked at the corner of his mouth.    “  might make me feel better though...  ”

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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐍 𝐋𝐀𝐖𝐘𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.     a collection of one - liners taken from 2011′s the lincoln lawyer.  slightly edited for clarity.   change pronouns / descriptors as necessary. 

❛  remember  :  i steered him to you .  ❜ ❛  i’ve got a soft spot for redheads .  ❜ ❛  the divorce papers called it temporary insanity .  ❜ ❛  when was the last time you were arrested ?  ❜ ❛  there are lots of lawyers .   why pick me ?  ❜ ❛  i remembered your name from the papers …  ❜ ❛  i love it when you’re sarcastic .  ❜ ❛  media’s already picked us up .  ❜ ❛  i’ll back my son come hell or high water .  ❜ ❛  you can stretch things out,  enjoy your freedom .  ❜ ❛  i’m not going to jail for something i didn’t do .  ❜ ❛  i’m right handed .   i’d use my right if i was going to punch someone .  ❜ ❛  i’ll tear her apart and throw her entrails into the sea .  ❜ ❛  is there anything you aren’t telling me ?  ❜ ❛  there’s no client as scary as an innocent man .  ❜ ❛  saturday’s the spongebob movie …   ❜ ❛  if you don’t care about your name ,   then i don’t .  ❜ ❛  you’re exceedingly beautiful .  ❜ ❛  i told you you were beautiful .   what else ?  ❜ ❛  i’m not a lawyer .   explain it to me .  ❜ ❛  how’s a guy like you sleep at night ?  ❜ ❛  what are you now ,   a lawyer ?   a clever ,   third - rate fucking lawyer with smart - ass technicalities ?  ❜ ❛  i had a knife ,   but this isn’t it !   ❜ ❛  you look like you’re in a daze .  ❜ ❛  defense attorneys will swear to anything .  ❜ ❛  let me tell my friends i’m leaving .  ❜ ❛  i’ll bet you didn’t know spongebob movies could be so much fun .  ❜ ❛  i thought you were just trying to get me into bed …  ❜ ❛  you can’t beat yourself up for what you didn’t know .  ❜ ❛  i can tell you anything ,   and you have to keep it secret .  ❜ ❛  you’re right about one thing :  i am a son of a bitch .  ❜ ❛  you’re dying the death of a thousand razors ,   and you don’t even know it .  ❜ ❛  keep acting like you pull the strings .  ❜ ❛  i thought what you say to lawyers is private .  ❜ ❛  i’d really prefer it if i ask the questions,  and you answer them .  ❜ ❛  people talk to me .   i’m a friendly guy .  ❜ ❛  you’ve got enough reasons to be afraid of me already .  ❜ ❛  you can’t protect everybody .  ❜

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“hey sammy, you win big last night?” “yes.” “you feeling generous?”  “no.”

truly a man after my own heart...

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no but seriously. who allowed this?

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in case anybody wants to chat, i’m on discord at shauriofabydos#3951