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“I am half child, half ancient.”

— Bjork   (via crisolyn-uendelig)

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there’s a horse napping on my foot rn

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My fucking roomba woke me up at 5 am to tell me she’s stuck near a cliff.

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ok but imagine a roomba that’s programmed to react positively when being scratched or petted 

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https://instagram.com/p/BiueEmdjMOF/

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␦␦␦␦␦ pick a muse any muse ;3c

he kinda looks like an elf cop

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»- Punch, backhand, swing at ominously -> »- Play the jaws theme while you fight ->

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#OH MY GOD#WWHAT#WWHAT IS IT#ITS PERFECT BUT WWHAT IS IT

»- It is a knife gauntlet -> »- For when you need several knives strapped to your arm but don’t want to settle for duct tape ->

thats…..thats amazing? 

just punch people wwith it

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#OH MY GOD#WWHAT#WWHAT IS IT#ITS PERFECT BUT WWHAT IS IT

»- It is a knife gauntlet -> »- For when you need several knives strapped to your arm but don’t want to settle for duct tape ->

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“scythes are impractical battle weapons” you say but i can’t hear you over the swish swish of my huge fucking scythe, which is cool

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An absolutely stunning dagger with a leaf shaped blade, in which the tang appears to have been wrapped around to form the handle and joined again with the blade, then chiseled into the design of an oak branch with leaves and acorns, German, ca. 19th century, from Czerny’s International Auction House. I love this tremendously, and I wish I had the money to buy it (as of now, it is still for sale).

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350/365 - Anonymous

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358/365 - It all falls down //

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363/365 - People telling me who I am; I know my identity //

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Wishing all of you the very best towards 2018! It may be a bumpy ride but it beats standing still. Aim for the stars 🌌