methodicalauxilium
methodicalauxilium
An Overqualified Math Teacher
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Horuss "Darkleer" Zahhak for the Re:Surrection timeline Current M!A: None, accepting Permanent M!A: Can change between troll and horse any time he wants.
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methodicalauxilium · 7 years ago
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“I am half child, half ancient.”
— Bjork   (via crisolyn-uendelig)
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methodicalauxilium · 7 years ago
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there’s a horse napping on my foot rn
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methodicalauxilium · 7 years ago
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My fucking roomba woke me up at 5 am to tell me she’s stuck near a cliff.
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methodicalauxilium · 7 years ago
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ok but imagine a roomba that’s programmed to react positively when being scratched or petted 
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methodicalauxilium · 7 years ago
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methodicalauxilium · 7 years ago
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methodicalauxilium · 7 years ago
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␦␦␦␦␦ pick a muse any muse ;3c
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he kinda looks like an elf cop
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methodicalauxilium · 7 years ago
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»- Punch, backhand, swing at ominously -> »- Play the jaws theme while you fight ->
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#OH MY GOD#WWHAT#WWHAT IS IT#ITS PERFECT BUT WWHAT IS IT
»- It is a knife gauntlet -> »- For when you need several knives strapped to your arm but don’t want to settle for duct tape ->
thats…..thats amazing? 
just punch people wwith it
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methodicalauxilium · 7 years ago
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#OH MY GOD#WWHAT#WWHAT IS IT#ITS PERFECT BUT WWHAT IS IT
»- It is a knife gauntlet -> »- For when you need several knives strapped to your arm but don’t want to settle for duct tape ->
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methodicalauxilium · 7 years ago
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methodicalauxilium · 7 years ago
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“scythes are impractical battle weapons” you say but i can’t hear you over the swish swish of my huge fucking scythe, which is cool
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methodicalauxilium · 7 years ago
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An absolutely stunning dagger with a leaf shaped blade, in which the tang appears to have been wrapped around to form the handle and joined again with the blade, then chiseled into the design of an oak branch with leaves and acorns, German, ca. 19th century, from Czerny’s International Auction House. I love this tremendously, and I wish I had the money to buy it (as of now, it is still for sale).
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methodicalauxilium · 7 years ago
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350/365 - Anonymous
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methodicalauxilium · 7 years ago
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358/365 - It all falls down //
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methodicalauxilium · 7 years ago
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363/365 - People telling me who I am; I know my identity //
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methodicalauxilium · 7 years ago
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Wishing all of you the very best towards 2018! It may be a bumpy ride but it beats standing still. Aim for the stars 🌌
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