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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby

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Please enjoy the infectious laughter of the Australian senate struggling to keep its composure while grilling a man about bee semen

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Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

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Rotating these two fucking idiots in my head like a rotisserie chicken tonight

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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.

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i bet positive thinking goes so hard when youre a normal person

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how’s that house that raised you?

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@schnuffel-danny hehehe

regarding this post: from schnuffle

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in that crush stage where i see a text and my face immediately solidifies into a dopey grin

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in hindsight it was perhaps not the best answer to say "i'm about to find out" when my family asked if the friend i'm going out to hang with is gay

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i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

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The advantage to not being on TikTok is that my mind is a lot more free and my anxiety is lower than when I was using it.

The downside is that I have no idea what anyone is talking about ever