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guys what is the duo name for spoke and wemmbu. after the new unstable video i need it....

i had an idea like maybe hoax duo but i feel like it might be a bit basic? someone think of something PLEASE

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i hate these dumbass twitter trends that make unfunny people get thousands of likes for some bullshit. your chicken steak joke isn't funny and you need to be killed

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Zam: "The worst part about this is that, y'know, I actually... I-I kind of enjoyed working with you, but... I dunno... I-- again I-- I mean, I know how you work. I know how you are. I know what you do."

Zam: "You betray, and... I'm not gonna give you the chance to do that to my empire 'cause I care too much about it."

Wemmbu: "Bro, I haven't... I haven't... betrayed a single-- a-and I get that I've done that in the past but, like, I.."

Wemmbu: "I just haven't done anything like that on this server. I-I-- dude."

Zam: "Doesn't matter, Wemmbu, I'm not... I'm not taking any risks."

Wemmbu: "Are you not gonna kill me now, though? Heh."

Zam: "No!"

Wemmbu: "Why--"

Zam: "I have no reason to, what are you gonna do?" [laugh]

Zam: "There's no need to." [laugh]

Wemmbu: "You're gonna--" [chuckle]

Zam: "There's no need to chunk ban you either--"

[explosions go off in bg for the rest of the conversation]

Zam: "--I'll let you... y'know, I'll just-- I'll just let you, like, y'know, just live in it. Live in the moment. Uhh, enjoy your time. Live out-- Live out your days, do whatever you want, I don't really care."

Zam: "You're not a threat."

...

Zam: "Y'know you can just-- you can just move on from all this-- this empire stuff, you can go... just go back to whatever it was you were doing before you ever met me, before you ever met... anyone else on the server, just- just go back to being Wemmbu, just go... just go do Wemmbu things."

Zam: "Y--[wheeze] Y'know the funniest part about all of this? You shouldn't even be mad right now because this is-- these are my materials that I'm blowing up. Just to send a message."

Zam: "There's-- [chuckles] There's no reason for you to be upset about this, I gave you all this stuff. Maybe you spent the time on it but, like, who really cares? Just..."

Zam: "Just move on to something better, move on to something else."

Zam: "Uhh... and don't... don't-- don't mess with me. In any way, shape, or form, alright, let this be a lesson to you."

...

Zam: [giggles]

Zam: "Ahh, what a wonderful day."

...

Wemmbu: "Y'know what's funny, Zam?"

Zam: "Yeah?"

Wemmbu: "You think I'm not a threat and yet, somehow..."

Wemmbu: "With your prisons, you couldn't even stop literally the most helpless player on the server, Parrot--"

(overlapping) Zam: [laughs]

(overlapping) Wemmbu: "--from... from breaking into them and freeing everyone."

Wemmbu: "You couldn't even hold Spoke... for, like, a week."

Wemmbu: "And this is your--"

Zam: "Mmhmm."

Wemmbu: "--little sad attempt... at having control over that sort of situation again."

Zam: "Mmm."

Zam: "That's what you think, Wemmbu, that's what you think."

Wemmbu: "That's what I think?"

Zam: "Yeah..."

Wemmbu: "Alright..."

Wemmbu: "Ha-- You know what's funny though?"

Zam: "Yeah?"

Wemmbu: "I don't think you realize but Clown has already failed to kill Parrot."

Zam: "Really?"

Zam: "Parrot's a little slippery guy, I'm not... I mean, like..."

(overlapping) Wemmbu: [laugh] "That's just--"

(overlapping) Zam: "It's-- It's-- It's a little shocking."

Wemmbu: "That's-- That's the opposite of the truth, Parrot... Parrot is the easiest guy to capture or trick and yet y-you still.. are so incompetent you can't even do it yourself."

Wemmbu: "And now-- heh."

Zam: "Mmhmm."

Wemmbu: "And you think just placing a bunch of TNT in... in th-- in these builds i-i-i-is, like..."

Wemmbu: "I dunno, bro. Y-Y-- [chuckle]. You're a funny guy, Zam, you're a funny guy."

Zam: "Yeah?"

...

Zam: [chuckle] "Oh, Wemmbu..."

Zam: "Hey, if you continue messing with me there will be plenty of chances, I'm sure. But... I'm-- I'm giving you the chance to, y'know, walk away from all of this."

(overlapping) Wemmbu: "Zam. I haven't... I haven't messed with you."

(overlapping) Zam: "I feel like you should take that in good faith."

Wemmbu: "I haven't messed with you once, Zam."

Wemmbu: "I literally..."

Zam: "You said you were gonna kill me the second you get the chance."

Wemmbu: "When did I say that?!"

Zam: "During the trial chambers! Remember?"

Wemmbu: "Bro, I was just [while laughing] yapping, bro, when-- why would I kill you?"

Zam: "Doesn't matter, doesn't matter. I know how you work, Wemmbu."

Wemmbu: "Bro."

Zam: "Y-- As soon as it becomes convenient for you--"

(overlapping) Wemmbu: "Bro, this entire time, bro."

(overlapping) Zam: "--you definitely were going to kill me."

Wemmbu: "It was never convenient for me this entire time to protect your stupid vault, I didn't even go in it until, like..."

Zam: [giggle]

Wemmbu: "Until I knew for a fact that you were against me."

Zam: "Mmhmm."

Wemmbu: "I was nothing but loyal, bro."

Wemmbu: "Every single day, Egg would ask me if we could break in the vault because what you were saying made no sense and I trusted you."

Wemmbu: "You made a massive mistake here, Zam."

Zam: [laugh] "If it's a mistake then prove it to me 'cause, I-I dunno, right now from-- from what I'm looking at, Wemmbu, a shoeless-- a shoeless player, from what I'm looking at right now, uhh, this doesn't feel like a mistake to me at all. I feel like I've, uhh, made the right choice."

Zam: "I don't need someone as weak as you in my empire."

Wemmbu: "Alright, bro."

Zam: [chuckle]

[explosions go off in bg]

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Zam: "I'm killing you, dude."

Wemmbu (in a funny voice): "Heh. The only people we'll be killing after this... is Zam and Spoke."

Wemmbu: "Wait."

(overlapping) Zam: "You said my name."

(overlapping) Wemmbu: "I mean Mapicc and Spoke." [laugh]

Zam: "Yeah."

Zam: "Thanks for correcting yourself. I guess."

Wemmbu: "I'll never betray you, don't worry."

Zam: "Okay, that's good."

Zam: "Good to hear."

Wemmbu: "Not unless it benefits me directly."

Zam: "What does that mean?"

Wemmbu: [giggles]

Wemmbu: "You know how I work."

Zam: "I guess..."

Zam: "I never thought you'd do that to me though, I thought we had something special."

Wemmbu: "That's what everyone thinks..."

Zam: "...okay..."

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guys do wemmbu and zam have a duo name or something or should i coin zammbu cause i need to talk about them

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Thinking about Minute’s insane morals and how he doesn’t have a single genuinely bad bone in his body. He gets confused when he’s betrayed, he begs for explanations when people are cruel. He would rather make amends than hold onto grudges. He forgives and forgets. He teams with the same guy (Wemmbu) that’s betrayed him countless of times, and still trusts him anyways. Even if a bit reluctant at first. Even if he knows he’ll still end up betrayed.

Like this guy has PROBLEMS. He so morally… Good. He can stoop down to other people’s level, he can play dirty, he can be intimidating. He doesn’t really let himself get walked all over. But he’d MUCH rather just hang out and have peace. He gets upset when people are negative because he’s just SO optimistic. He always has to see the Good side of things, even when it’s a horrendous situation.

Even when he has reasons to be angry and upset and spiteful, he still chooses to hold his head high and STICK to his morals. He’s Stubborn. He tries so hard to see Why people are evil and hurtful, but he can’t personally understand. He needs to be the hero. He needs to save others. Because who else is going to do it? Who else has the resources, the strength, the backbone, the reputation? He gives items out to people with no expectation for reimbursement. He’s always saving other server members, even his enemies, from tricky situations.

He tries hard to remain all mysterious and brooding. He tries to seem calm and collected. But he wears his heart on his sleeve. You can hear every emotion in his voice, in the glint in his eyes. The way his smile upturns when he finds something amusing, or how his eyebrows furrow when he’s trying to piece something together. He’s an incredibly emotional guy, and he’s not good at hiding it. He’s notoriously a bad liar. He gives himself away every time he opens his mouth. It’s WHY he’s so genuine, so easy to trust.

It’s easy to get under his skin, but he still holds his ground. Because he has to. Because the world is cruel and brutal, and everyone is out to get him. Killing is second nature on most SMPs, especially on Lifesteal. But he can defend himself. Most other people can’t. He’s paranoid, and watches events from the sidelines (even if it annoys other players.) He always has extra food and fireworks to give out. Despite covering himself in dark colors, and hiding from large groups, he’s still looking out for others. He’s still the beacon of hope people need. He’s so annoyingly optimistic and cheerful that it’s sickening to most. He refuses to let himself become bitter and pessimistic.

Anyways bro thinks he’s Batman.

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wemmbu and minute duo name ?

[mewhenuhhhhhthething]

wemmbu and minute duo name ?