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Brian and Roger ✊✊✊

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Freddie and Roger: *in jail*

Freddie: Who should we call?

Roger: I would say Brian, but I’d feel safer in jail.

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Roger: *says something egotistical*

Deaky: Roger Taylor, always has to be on top.

Brian: *starts laughing the corner of the room*

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*on walkie-talkies*

Roger: Bend over.

Deaky: Bend what? Over.

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Brian: Be frank. Do you like my song?

Roger: How can I be Frank when I’m Roger?

Brian: …

Brian: …

Brian: I’ll just ask Deaky-

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Me: *making a pizza*

Also me: *thinks about how much Freddie and Jim loved each other*

Me: *climbs into oven*

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Brian: You’re irrationally angry 365 days a year, Rog.

Roger: Well, that’s just your personally opinion , ‘cause I don’t have anger issues.

Roger: *turns to deaky* Do you think I have anger issues?

Deaky: Well, I mean, I wouldn’t exactly call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

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Freddie: Can you do that thing?

Jim: What thing????

Freddie: You know…that thing you do that makes me so happy????

Jim: Oh…uh…*smiles*

Freddie: Oh, thank you.

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Brian: Can you pick up milk?

Roger: Yeah, it’s pretty easy.

Brian: I meant from the store.

Roger: I would imagine it weighs the same there, too.

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“I don’t wanna die, I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all.” -Bohemian Rhapsody

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Freddie: Let’s make a new song! Gimme ideas.

Roger: *fucks a car*

Brian: *does quadratic equation*

Deaky: *puts on disco ball that magically appeared from the ceiling*

Freddie: Uh-