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Aragorn: *kicks the helmet in his grief and rage*

Woman isekai'd to Middle Earth: you know in the movie, the actor who plays Aragorn, Viggo Mortensen, kicked that helmet spontaneously and broke two of his toes. The scream was a scream of pain rather than grief. The costume department would have brought him steal toed boots and saved him the trouble if he'd just mentioned the idea to the director.

Legolas: you say such strange, and frightening incomprehensible things. Some times I question the truth of the reality around me.

Woman: You and me both, brother.

Gimli: well, did you break your toes Aragorn?

Aragorn: *staring into space, trying to decide if his toes are broken, or if the pain is dull enough, and whether it was his own free will or the acts of some cosmic puppet master sharing his face from realms unreachable* ...no...

Boromir: So does this mean we have diverged from the pathway as you have known it? Have we lost the hobbits then?

Woman: Honey, I didn't wanna say anything and like freak you out but, we diverged from the pathways when I took an arrow for you and you kept breathing- and dont even think about sacrificing yourselfs to return to "the paths" I can already see you thinking about it. Thats not how it works, and I've been in love with you since I was six. We're getting married when this over and you're not allowed to be late.

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In honour of the gollum movie being pushed back another year (2026 -> 2027)

Have the personification of greed's corruption of the soul drawn as scrungy cats

Gollum can haz chezburger

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Just had a vision

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oh my God????😭😭😭

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walking my turtle

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So what's the rescue plan?

(inspired by @hungergameshyperfixation post)

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I desperately need to be mutuals with Plutarch stans in particular and PSH stans in general please pope Francis up in heaven grant me my wish amen

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the person that you could’ve been or the life you could’ve lived isn’t real. it’s an illusion and a fantasy that only exists in your head. all you have is here and now

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i miss this cvnty old man.

Catching Fire (2013)

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Women want him women want to be him (Phillip Seymour Hoffman)

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my favorite tweets about the DISASTROUS “wuthering heights” adaptation

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i love when you just click the share link on a picture on your phone and you get a bunch of batshit insane options. yeah let me email this selfie to the periodontist office. let me send this to my boss on teams. perfect suggestions.

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i just discovered these two photos the other day. They’re making me feel emotions that don’t exist