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Micheal I've lost my stabbing knife!

Oh, I’m sorry to hear that; I have some spare knives you could borrows…

Will this one do the trick?

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Congratulations, Laurie.

Introducing

Karen Jamie Jarvis-Strode

Born 9:05 p. m.

21 Inches

9 lbs. 2 oz.

Mom and Dad (@tommyworksattarget) couldn’t be prouder

Meet the bun!

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what is the mood for tonight

(Mod aggressively dances to Dirty Diana in the middle of the road while Michael is ready to run mod over.)

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Leaving them outside to freeze seems like a good idea.

baby it's cold outside

I’ve gotta go.

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Can I get a yeehaw?

Yee-haw, feller.

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Happy late New Year!

Happy New Year

Thank you all for coming to my party so far! I’ve got snacks for all of you and games.

@carrieworksatseveneleven

@macreadygettingthemacready

@2784-at-rubytuesday @tommyworksattarget

@bloogatwendys

@entitysassistent

@jigsawsatwafflehouse @stayoutofthehallway (who I still drew as a child cause aww smol Bill)

@theres-a-pig-in-oxxo

@candyman-the-walmart-employee @fengminatcinemark @herbertwestataandw @dwightinabox @michaels-drinking-at-hardees @urfavouritecryptid @bone-theif-i-will-steal-bones @michael-myers-uber-driver @satansincorporate

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-Michael smiles under his mask- I love you too, doll.

I hope everyhting is better now. If something like this happens again do not hesitate on calling me, doll.

“Oh you’re so sweet, but yes. I will call you if anything like that happens.” She quickly pulled up her mask and pulled him down, giving him a quick kiss on the cheek of his mask.

“I love you.” She giggled out as she fixed her mask.

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baby it's cold outside

I’ve gotta go.

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mod can get it? 👀

(Who are you people aaaaah)

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i fucking love you???

I’m sorry but I don’t.

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(Agreed, someone needed to say this.)

gimme some coochie kid - candyman

“No! Go away! I’m already with someone!” Elizabeth grabs her cleaver that was hidden behind the counter.

@candyman-the-walmart-employee

[michael-myers-uber-driver]

u a pp

A what?

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How about:

No.

gimme some coochie kid - candyman

“No! Go away! I’m already with someone!” Elizabeth grabs her cleaver that was hidden behind the counter.

@candyman-the-walmart-employee

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Will do.

gimme some coochie kid - candyman

“No! Go away! I’m already with someone!” Elizabeth grabs her cleaver that was hidden behind the counter.

@candyman-the-walmart-employee

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Should I be concerned?

gimme some coochie kid - candyman

“No! Go away! I’m already with someone!” Elizabeth grabs her cleaver that was hidden behind the counter.

@candyman-the-walmart-employee

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@not-myers  (Transformed my previous blog into a “mod blog” I guess.)

What's mod main blog?

(This is my only blog, haha.)

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Damn it...thank you tho.

Share! Invite your friends! Invite your enemies

People who of course are invited

@bone-theif-i-will-steal-bones @michaels-drinking-at-hardees

@ghostfaceatmcdonalds

@herbertwestataandw

@carrieworksatwhitecastle @carrieworksatseveneleven

@redataldi @joeworksatcoffeebeanandtealeaf @fengminatcinemark @entitysassistent @secretshopper-sam @stayoutofthehallway @freddys-at-wendys @chuckyworksattacobell @chucky-at-chuck-e-cheese @satansincorporate @theres-a-pig-in-oxxo @jigsawsatwafflehouse @urfavouritecryptid @ceo-entity @bloogatwendys @ajathottopic @jasonworksatseveneleven

@macreadygettingthemacready @ratafak-at-sheets @mrnoseybonk-at-arbys @chop-top-at-arbys @tommyworksattarget @johnny-at-target

And others I can’t tag but love