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And for what it’s worth, not a single vote in here has your name on it. 

This is a historic tribal council. Most idols ever played at a tribal – three. Most people ever safe at a tribal – five. And the most significant and devastating part of tonight’s history-making tribal for you, Cirie, is you become the first person in 34 seasons to be voted out simply because there literally is no other choice. There’s no need to revote.

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“Considering that this is a social game built on relationships, I’m curious to know how much you actually know about me.”

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i am already a desi stan

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i never liked ozzy in any of his four seasons but him ending his most likely final run on this show dragging trump’s america really speaks to me

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i’m jeff being michaela’s number one stan

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take a shot every time he says microcosm 

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im tired of sarah acting like a hero for not being transphobic

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ummmm talk to Sandra and Michaela perhaps?

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jeff: this one terrible decision will haunt you for the rest of your life brad: 

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why does culpepper look like this guy

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me: i cant stand sarah

michaela: sarah is badass

me: YASS SARAH LETS WIN THIS!!!!!

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debbie needs  to stop talking before i punch my tv

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The jury is really going in this is much better than old finale tribal council because they can just feed off each other

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IM LIVING FOR THIS JURY

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TROYZAN YOU ARE SITTING THERE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE CULPEPPER THINKS HE COULD KICK YOUR ASS

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she jsut admitted she is fake af what kind of techniqwue is this?