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I hate Zooey Deschanel

Hey I’m every character Zooey Deschanel has ever played and I’m here to tell you that it’s totally okay to be a klutzy, nerd girl who does her own thing, but only if you’re a white, skinny, straight, cis woman who adheres to the western standard of female beauty in every other way!

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TRUTH

I just have to take a moment to appreciate how awesome Michael Fassbender’s character in Inglourious Basterds is. He’s a movie buff commando. That fucking rocks. You don’t get better than that.

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DUMPED!!!! LSA GIRLS ARE CRYING NOW!

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LSA suicide watch: Fassy dumps Nicole Beharie

http://www.lipstickalley.com/f15/confirmed-michael-fassbender-nicole-broke-up-465826/

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Wear a bra, girl.

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NICOLE BEHARIE CONFIRMS THAT SHE AND MICHAEL FASSBENDER ARE 'NO LONGER DATING'

In a move uncharacteristic of her normally private self, Nicole Beharie tweeted today that she, indeed, was in Thailand (for 3 weeks), that she was also in Albuquerque, New Mexico and that she and Michael Fassbender are no longer dating.   

Damn. Spending Christmas and New Years together in paradise only to end it all in a desert. Or did they? Her wording is interesting. I do wish them both the best.

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I am not DutchessSpeaks

Use your brains, LSA girls. Other people are critical of your Fassbender/white man worship & your pathetic need to live vicariously thru his EX-GIRLFRIEND. FASSBENDER IS NOW CONFIRMED SINGLE THRU NICOLE BEHARIE'S TWEET. I was saying it was over & now you all can't deny it anymore. Hopefully, he keeps dating black or mixed black women, bc the LIPSTICK ALLEY girls will be on suicide watch.

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LSA chicks are losing it: their white god might not be dating Nicole Beharie

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This is the look he gives women as he lures them in... cheating on Nicole of course.

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Typical Fassbender, complains about being sexualized, but courts a sexy image.

I saw this in the morning… and: XDDDDDD

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Are those freckles or trackmarks? He looks like he does drugs.

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Michael Fassbender loves gorillas

Don't forget your charitable donation to a wildlife fund or local animal shelter this holiday season.

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Downton Abbey: Matthew dies in a car accident, Mary has son

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He beats women.

❤ The Perfect Gentleman: Michael Fassbender

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I felt sorry for him here. What trashy clothes.

Shirtless Michael Fassbender

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Michael has made a lot of straight men turn gay. That Franz Ferdinand song, “Michael”? Not a coincidence.

(via platonictimeswithfassbender) More than a few animals at the zoo interested too. Stay away from the primate & monkey exhibits, Mike. Also, considering what happened on the set of 'Jane Eyre', stay away from horses as well