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being on my period makes me feel like a wounded forest animal trying to find a warm dark small place to die

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PTV CONCERT YIPPEE YAHOO 💕💕💕 if u were there i wanna be friends fr fr

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hey yo my writing comms are open again, take a look at the link in my carrd (https://valentiine-diviine.carrd.co/ if the link breaks) if you're at all curious - i write basically anything so don't be shy lol

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i was going thru my camera roll from 2023 and what the fuck

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yeah we put your boyfriend in the time warp. again. yeah he did a jump to left and then- yeah, yeah, to the right. he actually put his hands on his hips and- yeah, knees together. and, well. the pelvic thrust kinda- drove him insane, yep. you actually cant have him back, he’s doing it again. sorry.

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ohhhh it's coldddd and lonelyyy in the deeeeep darkkkk niiiiiight

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sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

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depeche mode is galvanized square steel thank you for coming to my ted talk

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Happy freedom weekend to all who celebrate!

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richie tozier core

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you’re telling me this rock i’m hitting is a bottom?

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Pesach Gothic

You go to the grocery store. You are surrounded by food but there is nothing to eat.

It is mealtime. You want to eat. Everything in your refrigerator is made of potatoes.

You search your house with a candle and a feather. In the morning, you throw a paper bag into the fire. Suddenly everything you ate last week belongs to no one.

Elijah the Prophet is invited to your dinner party. You never see him show up, but people swear he drank from his wine cup.

The holidays will never end. In fact, you’ve already started counting toward the next one.

You used to eat green beans. But now someone thinks you may make bread out of green beans, so now you can’t eat green beans.

Day five. You believe you will never again eat anything that doesn’t incorporate potatoes in some way. Rice eaters seem like the luckiest people in the world.

A weasel has brought a crust of bread into your back yard. You panic. The rabbi says not to worry, because the weasel is not employed by you.

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Switching between these every day

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art idea i've had since last night

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Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!

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everyone be jealous my boyfriend is hotter than troye sivan and an actual genius. i love him so much