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My mood 99% of the time
Anyone: *breathes*
Me: first of all, no, fuck off
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"Why didn't you reply to my text?"
First of all, I dont fricking like you
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*at a party*
Friends: all right thats enough, you've already had enough to drink
Me: FfUrsSt uHf AAllLL...
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Friend: hey do u wanna hang out
Me: *lame ass excuse*
Friend: did u just say lame ass excuse
Me: *shit they're onto me*
Friend: what
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All companies like sony and Microsoft adding more graphics and teraflops and shit but they can't add a smart way to write your email when you have to log into a game smh
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That feeling when you are about to put on a screen protector on your phone and you dont wanna mess up
#anxiety#relatable#memes#relatable memes#width: 480px; height: 270px; overflow: hidden; position: relative;#this post is gonna go on my intagram meme page#my meme page is called dead.memes.broken.dreams#pls follow#followforfollow
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Tea without milk is basically boneless tea with milk cos milk got calcium and bones are made of calcium think about it
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Do I want to know this?
Somewhere in the world, a middleschooler is in class with an unwarrented erection.
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Ayy lmao Wait
people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch the fuck out
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