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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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I know that some British people take umbrage at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.

American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.

Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.

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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead

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if i ever see anyone write him as a top or an alpha again i'm calling the police

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all sauber drivers know is q1 disqualification and age gap relationship

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george russell reaction memes following him losing his mind in monaco

(reblog if u wanna use them :3)

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Where's my Breakfast?

Oil on Panel 30x30 cm

Artist: Daniel Arthur

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rosberg every time someone mentions hadjar going to red bull:

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Seeing all the drivers at the movie premiere, and certain ones missing, makes me think that it went down like this in the Lestappen household:

Ollie: I wanna go to the movie premiere, pleaseeee!

Charles (generously): OK, if you want to go so badly, we'll go there together.

Oscar and Kimi: Noo, we wanna stay home.

Max (generously): OK, if you really don't want to go, I'll stay home with you.

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and that's how you know this movie wasn't written by real f1 fans 🥲 | via

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Is this implying that Lewis Hamilton sells his shit on Vestiair

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mosaic tiles ✤

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there’s lestappen everywhere for those who have the eyes to see

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“oscar signing his mclaren contract in the backseat of a car in a gas station parking lot” son or “nico rosberg signing a contract in flavio briatore’s bedroom” daughter

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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

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ollie blink if they got you for the credit card fraud

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wgatever .