dragged back onto the starkid scene by npmd, my current hyperfixation extraordinaire
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The drawbridge lowers and a great call echoes throughout the Lands That Are. Hear ye, hear ye! Starkid’s newest musical adventure approaches. Keep a watchful eye. More tidings to come…
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a quick* wiggly between other things, ft whatever that thing he does with his hands is.
*took less than 3 hours total to pump out lmao
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TW for blood and presumably self harm. Uncensored pic under cut.
This takes too long to finish but here’s my take on Grace Chasity in a Moral Orel AU, as a big fan of the show. Go watch Moral Orel guys, it’s on YT!
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hatchetfield brainrot continues
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at least she's nice to him at church

i don't think bill would want alice to date someone like grace chastity
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Random NPMD headcanon that I have no proof for: Ruth writes self-insert and Y/N fanfiction
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I love man in a hurry’s cameo in hatchet town because it implies that 1) he carries a gun, 2) he has the gun because he’s in a hurry, 3) this is common knowledge, therefore 4) there’s a good chance he’s used it before, and 5) no one has done anything about this
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Steph: "You can't stay away from me!"
Peter: "Oh! Oh, really? Because you're the one who invited me to Pasqualli's. On the first date, Steph? Have some respect for yourself!"
Steph is such a whore for this dorky little man...
"You know Pasqualli's?"
"Oh! Yeah! I, uh, I love that place!"
"Yeah, their breadsticks are really good."
*cough, cough* cut scene
"That's where you go before the first blowie! Everyone knows that!"
#npmd#starkid#lautski#peter spankoffski#stephanie lauter#nerdy prudes must die#hatchetverse#hatchetfield#hatchetfield universe#hatchet town#hot chocolate boy
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"You know Pasqualli's?"
"Oh! Yeah! I, uh, I love that place!"
"Yeah, their breadsticks are really good."
*cough, cough* cut scene
"That's where you go before the first blowie! Everyone knows that!"
#this girl cannot stop talking about peter's dick#she's so fucking thirsty it isn't even funny#she's making an absolute fool of herself#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#lautski#hatchetverse#hatchetfield#hatchetfield universe#starkid#peter spankoffski#hatchet town#stephanie lauter
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I'm obsessed with the idea that Mr. Davidson called Carol every time he gave an employee the spiel. I can't stop picturing her on the other end receiving her 32nd phone call, l just absolutely furious.
Also, we need to acknowledge how cute it is that this man is totally obsessed with his wife? He calls her his muse!
#tgwdlm#starkid#the guy who didn't like musicals#hatchetfield universe#hatchetverse#okay#okay.#okay!#...okay
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