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this ones for the chuuya stans 🤲

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top 10 moments before disaster (dazai is about to step on his toes)

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everybody leaves + the only one who came back

...was thinking about how dazai was there for All Of That in chuuya's life and he still left him too. ahaha.

chuuya week day 3, found families :]

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until the end, i’ll call your name

(click the image)

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Silly BSD boys hehe

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“you’re quiet” yes I’m trying to gauge how weird I can be in this new social situation

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dazai fluffy cat because when he gets wet he dissappears and becomes a soggy twig

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I just know teen skk had "omg chuuya look bisexual lighting 🤩💯‼️🥰" + "that's the police you idiot drive faster 🤦😭😭" moment

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atsulucy requests :-)

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i will die without routine. also this routine is killing me

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the real best girl among the stray dogs

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i glance at my tumblr mutual reblogging from me again.. blushes and looks away..... my trasured mutual, you mysterious and charming being.....what are we? i hope... maybe someday, we could be something more... something like..discord friends

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universities should let you challenge your project group members to a fight in the parking lot and give you credit to your assignment if you win

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The funniest and most underutilized thing in BSD is the language barrier and I will die on this hill.

Imagine… You are F. Scott Fitzgerald and you didn’t bother to learn Japanese before coming to Japan to search for the book (why would you care to) and all the sudden these two seemingly teenagers manifest out of buttfuck nowhere and are rapidly arguing in Japanese to each other.

And you realize that you have to communicate your intentions to these two people who speak a language you didn’t bother to learn.

IMAGINE A VERY INTENSE GAME OF CHARADES ACROSS THE MOBY DICK AS SSKK AND FITZGERALD TRY TO COMMINUCATE WITH A MASSIVE LANGUAGE BARRIER.

Fitzgerald whips out Google Translate and Akutagawa and Atsushi stare at each other and try to figure out what the fuck he’s trying to say to them. Meanwhile, all he’s trying to say it “I will kick your asses.”

EVEN BETTER, Akutagawa knows some English because of the Mafia and has to play reluctant translator between Atsushi (who probably wasn’t taught anything at the orphanage) and Fitzgerald.

Atsushi: Tell him that I’m gonna kick his ass

Akutagawa: I don’t know how to say ‘ass’ in English.

OR

Fitzgerald: YOU TWO ARE DEAD!!

Atsushi: What’s he saying?

Akutagawa: Something about death??

I’m not a language expert so someone can come in here at any time and gimme stuff, but this concept is endlessly funny to me and is the most underutilized part of this fandom.

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After all, Chuuya's just Human

My (probably only) contribution to Chuuya Week!

Yes I gave him a dog because he deserves a dog. And yeah he definitely won't answer the call. Sorry Tachi.