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Headcanons for dating Guy Gardner

Guy Gardner x reader

warnings: like minor innuendos and like. guy gardner being a silly guy.

a/n: LEECH LORD I LOVE U FOR USING MY REQUEST TEMPLATE MWAH MWAH. also guys wouldn’t it be funny if i fridged reader. dont look up fridging if you dont know what it means its an infamous kyle rayner reference and i dont want to be the reason you are traumatized.

prompt: @the-leech-lord: “Prompt: Headcanons for Guy dating a civilian”

guy was such a pain in the ass

but he was your pain in the ass

you had to put him in his place more often than not

“against my vows to do the dishes” -guy

“i’m gonna go to oa my damn self and tell the ‘masters of the universe’ youre using their vow in vain” -you

“guardians of the universe! masters of the universe is he-man!! and don’t do that, i will do the dishes” -guy

“and you can’t use the ring to do your chores” -you

“damn it!” -guy

dont get me wrong, guy was still a great boyfriend and he had his moments—but this man was such a punk

acclimating to being with someone in “the life” was hard but he was pretty good about helping you adjust

like he ALWAYS texted you back ASAP so you didn’t worry

even if he was off-planet (he gave you a extraterrestrial long-distance communicator and told you to keep it a secret)

“yes, honey, i am very much alive and well, but im fighting a fleet of alien spaceships right now so im gonna have to hang up now, okay?” -guy

when you were first introduced to the “justice gang,” michael and kendra were shocked guy could have an s/o

“you’re guy’s partner? how do you put up with his shit?” -kendra

“oh, it’s easy. i just threaten to tell the lantern corps whenever he’s being pouty and he immediately starts to behave again” -you

“would that even work?” -michael

“calling up the lantern corps? don’t know, never tried. he just looks so panicked whenever i say it, it’s never failed” -guy

“you’re incredible.” -kendra

guy def parades u around a lil bit. like he’s very proud to be able to call himself ur bf

sometimes you get a lil insecure bc he literally is a green lantern and knows so many powerful people and meets people on other planets?? and he still chooses you every day

when he comes home from off world missions he never shows up empty handed. either he found something to gift you from another planet or he’ll just show up with some coffee and donuts

“this is, uh, well i don’t really remember what it’s supposed to resemble, but it’s a very cute creature on their planet. this is the equivalent of a teddy bear for us” -guy

“oh! it’s so…unique. i love it” -you

“and i love you” -guy

he’s very passionate and his love language is 100% touch so he likes to have you close

when you’re out, his arm is around your hip at all times

when you’re home, he’s hugging you from behind and kissing your shoulders and back

he holds you and dances with in the living room while you’re having conversations in the living room, you’ll tell him about your boring day and he’ll brag about his battle feats

you cut his hair for sureeee

“just make sure the bowl is straight, i don’t want to look stupid” -guy

“oh, no, we wouldn’t want you looking stupid” -you

(a/n: idk if there’s any comic canon lore behind his bowl cut and i dont feel like researching but it’d be soooo funny if thats just how him mom cut it when he was a kid and he just never changed his hairstyle)

you middle parted his hair just to mess with him

“y/n, that is so not funny. don’t take pictures, i don’t want a digital footprint or whatever it’s called” -guy

*you actively posting it on your story and tagging him*

like i said, gotta put the man in his place. he’s far to cocky

he also posts date night pictures of you guys all the time he’s super proud of u

whenever there’s some insane thing going on in metropolis (where you live for the sake of the plot) he always makes sure you’re clear of danger before fighting the enemy head-on

“you took your sweet time” -michael

“oh, you know. had to check on the significant other” -guy, winking

“cool story, want to start helping now?” -michael

you were starstruck the first time you met superman

“y/n, you hang out with superheroes every day!” -guy

“yeah, but he’s superman!” -you

“so?! he’s just an alien. i go space all the time, i’m much cooler than him” -guy

“you’re right, you’re so much cooler than him” -you

guy enjoyed when you fed his ego

like lowkey it was the most flattering thing for him it always made him super happy

“so you think i’m super-cool huh?” -guy

“oh, yeah, you’re the coolest” -you

“well, since i’m so cool, we should go somewhere cool this weekend” -guy

“cool or warm?” -you

“you’re right, warm is better. how about the florida keys?” -guy

“how about greece?” -you

“oooh, fancy-schmancy” -guy

“oh, i’m not good enough for greece?” -you

“i didn’t say that!” -guy

he definitely would take you on trips since he had the ability to travel by ring lol

“when can i get one of those?” -you, tapping his ring

“are you asking me to propose?” -guy

“no, i want a cool superpowered ring, duh” -you

“well, in that case. probably never. only the the people with the most willpower in the universe get these. maybe if i forget to do the dishes again a red one will find you” -guy

you swatted him and he started laughing his ass off

you have to promise not to watch the shows youre watching together when he’s off world and its sooooo hard

sometimes it hits you how normal you are compared to him and life almost doesn’t feel real but he’s pretty good about making sure you know you mean the world to him

he likes to make little constructs to distract you when you’re busy doing stuff

like when you’re in the shower and suddenly there’s a transparent green bird perched on the curtain rod

“guy, what the hell are you doing?” -you

“just helping you live out your disney fantasies. he’s here to help you get ready” -guy, through the bathroom door

“cut it out, that’s so weird!” -you, watching the green bird hold your towel in its beak

“sing to it!” -guy, cackling

“no!!” -you

he loves outlandish pranks

non-harmful ones for you but if it were the justice gang it’d definitely be something a little more dangerous

speaking of the justice gang, you got to tour the WIP hall of justice and it was like the coolest thing ever

“we could do it here alllll the time” -guy

“ew, guy, why would you even say that?” -kendra

“save it for when we get home, smooth talker” -you

justice gang def texts you all the time and tells guy how much cooler you are than him and he actually usually agrees

because duh, if you weren’t cool he wouldn’t be dating you

guy 100% will say he’s gonna give you a back/foot massage or something and make the ring do it

you can tell the difference but the ring constructs lowkey do it better so you don’t say anything

i mean he is using his willpower to do it so its not like hes not trying

you wear his JG jacket sometimes and have requested your own honorary jacket but he likes when you wear his clothes so he won’t budge

tbh i may not have added it too much in this fic but he definitely lovesss to hear “i love you’s” and says it soooo much

and he loves compliments and always makes sure to compliment you back

and he loves deep kisses

and when you care enough to keep him in check

and any cheeky shit you end up doing like (forgive me lord) slapping his ass when he walks by (its funny ok)

he doesn’t do spooning tho bc he sleeps on his back and snores like a mf

you’re very grateful for the quieter nights

when you can’t sleep, guy will fly you two up in a bubble over metropolis at night and look at all the city lights

“it’s pretty up here” -you

“i can only focus on you” -guy

“yeah right” -you

“calling me a liar?” -guy

“maybe” -you

“ouch, not cool. guess we’re not getting froyo from your favorite spot in town” -guy

“oh, you’re evil” -you

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*MDNI

˚꒪ ♬‧꒰ა ໒꒱༝⁺.𝄞 Sado Yasutora most definitely takes advantage of the size difference between the two of you. Especially with all the strength he has.

At first he just assumed he liked it so much because he had an easy way of protecting you. He can easily push you to stand behind his back and you disappear, no one sees you when you stand behind him. He liked that, he liked that he covered your entire body. Just as much as he liked the visible part of his big hands holding your waist. He doesn’t even need to use both of them, just one is enough but he likes that when he uses both hands, the entirety of your waist is in his palms.

He absolutely loves that he can just pick you up with ease, no trouble whatsoever, no grunting, nothing. Just picks you up like you’re a feather, like you’re the lightest thing ever. Chad doesn’t do it all the time however — wanting to respect your comfort, but, when you’re being a brat or stubborn, he will just pick you up and take you where he needs you to be.

But! Just because he has all those muscles and strength does not mean he used that against you. He will never, ever do that to you. He’s just not that kind of man.. unless of course.. he’s fucking you and you’re begging the man to wrap his big hand around your neck. Giving him the prettiest glossy eye look. Or when you convince him to take those pictures with his big hands wrapped around your neck or face.. even so! He doesn’t use extreme strength.

When he does use it, it’s for convenience. Like.. when he has you pinned against the wall, your legs spread out, pinned as well just so he can see himself come in and out of your wet cunt. Watching how you open up when he leaves and how tight you get when he pushes himself back in. It drives the man crazy, your smaller body against the hold of his big hands, being easily pinned. And not in a sadistic way, he just loves that you give him complete trust over your body.

He loves seeing the flushed look on your face when he easily moves your body to look at him in conversation, or when you squeeze your thighs together because it was so easy for him to pull you and start making you move to where direction he needs you to go. Most of all, he loves when he can pin your hands above your head with just one hand.

Seeing your entire body beneath him exposed, shivering and trembling because of his big fat cock pushing itself into you. no matter how much you squirm, you can’t exactly run away because of how easy it is to hold you down by the simple act of your hands being pinned. And it’s not like you’re complaining, you loved his weight on top of you. It was warm, soothing. It relaxed your nerves.

It never once scared you how you can’t possibly escape his hold, you knew you can. The man loves you and wouldn’t put you in any danger or harm.

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The eyes, it’s their weakness. 18+

˗ˏˋ𓆩 ✩ 𓆪ˎˊ˗⭒ Ishida Uryu is already a modest guy. It takes him a bit longer to ask for his desires to be satisfied, mostly because it’s a flustering subject. His ears start to dust pink just at the mere sound of a moan coming from your pretty lips. But, just because he’s shy at first about it doesn’t mean he lacks the confidence. Once he finds his rhythm, Ishida is a hungry man. Despite how flushed his face looks and how vocal he is because of how good you feel — he knows how to get you there just fine.

If he quietens himself down and shoves his face in the crook of your neck, you’re done for. The man is big in length but skinny in girth, though, it doesn’t matter because he fills you up just fine.

It’s when he decided to stare at your pretty eyes that he crumbles.

His ears are already being blessed by the whimpers and moans slipping past your lips despite the slow pace he’s giving you. He’s opening you up, getting your cunt adjusted to his length but your thighs were already trembling on either side of his hips. Tightening up. He tries soothing you, talking to you in a broken stable voice; “I know, I know..” he breathes out, pushing another inch in. “I’m halfway in, we’re almost there baby..”

To make it easier, Uryu moves to hover over you. His hands on either side of your head, slightly gripping the pillowcase. His gaze is stuck on looking at your hole that was taking him in so well, he was cursing out profanities in that elegant yet cracking voice of his. It was making you crumble, he was saying and sounding like that all because of you. You couldn’t help but whine out, your hand reaching up to dig your nails into his pale white skin.

“Jesus..” Uryu breathed out, his eyes trailing up your body. He met your eyes, your glossy, pleasing, doe eyes. Starring right back at his, and Uryu just snapped. In a haste, his pushed himself all the way in without a warning. He took your breath away, making you arch off the bed and dig your nails deeper into his skin.

Ishida, he growled. Something in him ignited while he began pounding himself into you, all while starring down at you. At your eyes. “God,” he panted, “is that how you always look at me? With such fucking need.”

“God, you look so pretty like that.” He began blabbering, all while continuing to stare you down. He was practically making you a mess; his words, his eyes, his dick, it was making you so wet. You could feel yourself dripping out along with his pre-cum.

You didn’t know what to say, too caught up with your moans. And when he began that lovely pace you truly loved, your eyes rolled back in pure bliss. Uryu, he used to love that, now he’s urging you to keep your pretty eyes open. “Focus on me,” he grunted, his heavy breathing fanning your lips. “Don’t close your eyes, I won’t let you cum.”

You gasped. Blinking your eyes open up at him, crying out moans. “Too much!” You mumbled in a shaken voice, “I can’t-” “you can, and you will.” Uryu demanded. “I want to memorized your pretty eyes looking at me like that, like a damn slut in need.”

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˚꒪ ♬‧꒰ა ໒꒱༝⁺.𝄞 Chad isn’t nearly a saint but he isn’t an easy sinner. The man has urges, he knows that — and he knows he can easily ask you to satisfy them without a thought or a complaint. He just hasn’t discovered how to in a way where it feels gentleman like. He doesn’t want you to feel like a toy - despite how much you’ve implied you wouldn’t mind. He also doesn’t want to tire you out in the middle of the day.

To say the least, Chad Yasutora loves receiving head from you. He loves to feel of your tongue dancing around his shaft, loves the feeling of your pretty lips wrapped around his tip and sucking on it. He loves seeing that your one hand doesn’t grip the entire thing because it’s too thick and shamefully, he loved hearing you struggle taking him in.

Your mouth and how you use it, is simply toe curling. Chad is never not struggling because of it; he always says that you did something new but he can’t exactly pin point it because it feels to good. You are always left clueless because you swear you’re doing the same things over and over again, sure sometimes you expand your horizons and do something new but, for the most part, it’s always the same actions.

“Fuck..” Chad breathed out. His legs were spread apart, enough for you to be able to sit in between them. His hand gently gripped your hair, doing nothing in particular with it, just mostly resting it there. “God damn..” he grunted out.

You were swirling your tongue around his sensitive tip, licking up all the precum that was oozing out from when you were stroking it. Your tongue lapped against the ridge of his head and his shaft, earning you a hiss from him. His thighs slightly flinching. Your lips smiled against his dick, feeling a bit prideful. You, making such a big man squirm.

Striding your tongue lower onto his length, your hand came up to continue stroking his tip. Squeezing and flicking your wrist around it, your thumb adding pressure. All of this attention was making it hard for Chad to be quiet, a few whimpers slipping past him. After coating his entire dick with your salvia, you went back up and started sucking on his tip again.

Grunting, Chads head lowered. It was impossible to keep his eyes open when you were just sucking him just right but he just had the urge to open them, and he was blessed.

You were already staring up at him, you always did. You liked the way he looked, how his head leaned backwards and his broad chest rose up and down. It stunned you, seeing him looking down at you. It stunned you but it aroused you. His eyes were half-lidded and his tanned cheeks dusted a deep shade of red.

Who knows what came over Chad, but seeing you like that — on your knees, pretty eyes starring up at him, it made him crumble. For the first time, he grabbed your hair with some strength and pushed your head all the way down his length, making you gag and your eyes water.

“Keep looking at me.” He ordered out of breath. His hand was firm on your hair, moving your head up and down. Making you gag each time. His breathing was going out of pattern, it was heavy and it was hard. He was just going crazy over you looking up at him like that; the sudden desire to spit in your mouth, call you all sorts of dirty things.

“God, aren’t you a fucking whore.” He growled out, making you mewl.

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Yasutora Sado who loves the height difference between you two. When taking a picture, he’ll stand behind you, his head lowered just a bit to get within frame with a hand over your waist, pulling you against him while you stand in front of the mirror and take a pic.

Or walking around town and being proud enough to be able to protect you, knowing how big and intimidating he can seem, not even needing to lift a finger for the guy that was bothering you to get the hint and leave.

But he loves the little things too, like holding your hand and noticing how small it is while intertwined with his, or walking into his room to see his shoes lined up by your much much smaller ones.

You’re on the shorter side, sure, he doesn’t always tease, and never goes out of his way to make you feel bad about yourself for being born that way, but he’ll always remind you he loves you just as you are. Whether it be a soft kiss on your lips or the smile he admires your figure.

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Schoolboy! Chad who’ll get in trouble with you. Maybe skip a class or two, or make a run for it while a counselor is scolding the both of you. He may not be the one to suggest it, but he surely isn’t staying. And he always makes sure you make it out too.

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Writing smut about Chad all the time on here is strange because I have some of the softest ideas and scenarios with him in my brain or note dump that’ll probably never be unleashed to the public

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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

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you can love a character and still admit when they’re wrong. i love hild but can acknowledge her flaws (she has none) & can hold her accountable for her wrongdoings (she’s never done anything wrong in her life) & call her out for her actions (which are always correct)

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Yasutora trying his hardest to keep still while he holds the camera, aiming it down at your body as he slowly slides in and out, taking in the little moans and whines you make everytime.

He tries not to groan louder than your own moans, wanting to look back at this at another time. Maybe when he’s home alone after his shift, hard cock in hand with the phone in the other as he thinks about you, savors you, as he is now.

Chad can’t help but shake the way you clench around him so tightly, strangling his cock while you give him a teary eyed look from behind, comforting you with a a hand to the soft skin of your hips and back to caress you softly.

He’s big. He knows. He can see how much of him you’re taking as he remembers to keep the phone steady, aimed and still, with you buried in the sheets underneath him while he thrusts into you ever so slowly from behind. Your ass perked up slightly, as he has you flat on the bed while his figure hovers over you, still inside.

You feel suffocated by the sheets and the pillow your cheek is smothered in, but with his cock sunken inside so deep, you really don’t mind, choosing to let out lewd moans like a slut for the camera.

Yasutora smiles, just in the slightest, seeing you perform while you try to grind your ass against his pelvis a little more, seeing how deep he can go.

His breaths are heavy, but he tries, his abs in the video somewhat while the flash lights up your curved ass, your back, and the curls of your hair, all while you stare back at him with furrowed brows.

Chad can’t take it anymore, tossing the phone to the side as he decides to take your hips in his own hands, thrusting at a pace that leaves the headboard banging against the wall for the rest of the night.

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I love a big strong handsome LOSER

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I be adding mdni to my work like I gaf

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Big strong men who fuck you like you weigh nothing. Who pull you back so easily during doggy that you can't find purchase. Who lift you so easily in cowgirl and bounce you on their cocks like a fleshlight. Just big strong guys who act like you weigh as much as a bag of feathers 😵‍💫

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would highkey be getting passed around if I was in blue lock ngl