Guy Gardner doodle board I've been adding to infrequently every time I get home from work! This man lives in my head rent free. (I've tried evicting him but he refuses to leave.)
Also John's here because I like him too 👍
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If the movie fight club exists in the DCuniverse, how much trouble do we think that caused for heroes?how often are Bats and Supes and all the heroes that reside over major cities breaking up attempted fight clubs and attempted terrorist attacks against credit card companies ?
One of my homies said “there’s def a warehouse in Gotham somewhere that keeps popping up on Batman’s radar because the stupid fuckimg high schoolers won’t stop beating each other into a pulp for fun. At least Dick is *polite*. I bet he scruffs them if they’re mid-fight.”
And he’s so real for that.
Thoughts?
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DC Vs. Vampires World War V #3 (2024)
written by Matthew Rosenberg
art by Otto Schmidt & Pierluigi Casolino
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Wonder Woman: We need to get to the city in style.
Wonder Woman glances at Batman who is distracted by a story he's reading on his phone.
Wonder Woman (clearing her throat): Let’s take Batman’s car!
Batman (paying attention): What?
Superman: Yes! I call shot gun!
Batman: No-
Wonder Woman: Shoot. That’s fine I’m a passenger princess anyways.
Batman: You’re not- What?
Green Lantern: I want to go. I’ve never been in the car.
Batman: Nobody is getting in my car with me!
Wonder Woman: Oh come on, it’s just a meeting and your car can drive all of us!
Batman: I don't care if it can! Take Arrow’s... whatever the freak he has, he’s rich too.
Arrow grabs his keys and heads for the stairs.
Arrow: Sorry man, car is full with arrows. Meet you there! Bye.
Arrow races down the stairs.
Batman: I hate that guy sometimes.
Batman sighs.
Wonder Woman: We’ll meet you out front?
Batman: I- Sure.
The three cheer heading out. Batman sits at the table and covers his face groaning.
Batman: I hate having them in my car. They’re going to want to get McDonald’s or something and then eat in my car and then I have to clean my car because Clark always gets ketchup on my upholstery! God damn it!
John Stewart (Green Lantern) walks to Batman and pats him on the shoulder.
John: Do the good thing, man. It's only them, I have a car I can drive.
Batman nods, relenting. He stands and takes the elevator to the first floor.
Batman: This is why I am a good person.
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(Before everyone's identities are revealed)
Green Lantern: Does anyone else notice how Supes has a southern drawl when he speaks sometimes?
Aquaman: Yes! It's so bizzare!
Cyborg: Maybe Krypton had that in their accent?
Shazam: *snickering* Krypton was the land of cowboys!
Batman: He grew up here on earth, everyone knows that.
Flash: But he lives in Metropolis, they have a more New York dialect.
Batman: ... He can fly and is as fast as you, he can move to anywhere he wants. I tracked his flight path and I've seen stops in Kansas.
Green Lantern: Supes grew up in KANSAS?!
Shazam: Why is that the weirdest thing I know about him now?
Aquaman: And no one is concerned that Batman is stalking Superman...
Batman: He's one of the most powerful members of the Justice League and anything could make him snap or take control of him.
Wonder Woman: Isn't it considered rude to speak about someone when they aren't present?
Superman: *walks in* Darn tootin'.
Everyone: *turns to look at him*
Superman: *chewing on a piece of grass and holding a fresh blueberry pie* Y'all were talking so much about my homelife, I thought it'd be fair to let you enjoy some of my ma's pie. *puts it on the table* and Bats?
Batman: Hm?
Superman: Leave my parents' house alone.
Batman: Fine.
Shazam: Who cares, free pie!
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She’s alright | He’s okay
+ a HALCAROL KISS!!!!
Green Lantern #15 (2024)
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