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Peeling the lid off of a yogurt and it's a big spiral staircase going down forever

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very frustrating when there’s some piece of media you enjoy for some reason but cannot recommend (dune) and people know this about you and when they ask if they should read it you tell them no you don’t think they’d like it and it would only make them mad (dune) and then they read it and it makes them mad and then they blame you for having bad taste (dune)

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Now that the event is basically over for global, I can confidently say that the "get 5,640,000 fans for Golshi" was the most sadistic goal I've ever chased in a game. I, a lowly B1 level with only useless event MLBs to my name, have never yelled at an uma like this. When I yell at Oguri Cap for getting Night Owl'd three times in a row it's because I LOVE her. how dare you. We were rooting for you.

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Yeah i feel a little poisoned But i keep on rocking

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🔔

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having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

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Painting by Odd Nerdrum.

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Baby Kookaburra

(via)

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Personality hire

Working Cats

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hey guys I'm doing pretty not goo--*calculates the number of people I know irl who follow me*--pretty fine and normal even and--*calculates the odds my boss is following me are slim, but not 0*--and dedicated to productivity, customer satisfaction, a commitment to quality, and--*calculates the odds the Zodiac Killer is following me are slim, but not 0*--where are the bodies.

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lets All lock in starting Right Now

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if you see one parent more often than the other, answer for the one you see more often

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Thinking a lot about the super fucked up seagull statue I saw at an antique store today tbh

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Jennifer’s Mind