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This was in my daughter’s camera roll. She says it’s purely platonic but I still don’t know what that means. If anyone knows why this is hilarious to her, I would be very grateful

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why r u ugly Mike 😔😔😔

-Cassie (you cant hurt me im a minor)

I have never shown my face publicly in 14 years. I'm not sure where you got this information

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I sent a work e-mail today. I feel irrationally angry and I blame the fact that I can’t use “fuck” at least once in every sentence and I can’t insult them.

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Guess who doesn’t look like their father now (for legal reasons I can’t specify why)

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I am watching Infinity War and unfortunately my daughter is pointing out similarities between me and a nepo baby. She is right which is the worst part

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I’m doing this to figure out if people would buy my memoir, 2 votes say yes so far.

((OOC: This is an ask blog! This is an AU, and so this is… immersive? I will not be explaining the AU in full detail, I will say there is a lot of canon divergence however! I say this because I know people have preferences and I want to respect that.

I do have a timeline as a Google Docs, however if there is inconsistencies, that’s because I got confused trying to translate canon into my AU. Sorry! Assume he’s lying or something

His character is not changed (apart from his appearance), but it’s how I perceive him. Because of the nature of this fandom, we all know everyone perceives every character differently :)

This will be like he has his own social media, so if you do enter his DMs, he will type as usual and not like a full fledged RP if that makes sense. So… no RPs, if you get into his DMs treat it as how people message celebrities (but not freaky please!)

For the sake of this being realistic, you don’t know much about the Aftons because he has never gone public. However you can fish it out of him.

Also NO nsfw asks PLEASE.

Here is some background info the public would know in this AU:

- He is the CEO/owner of Fazbear Entertainment now since 2021

- It is currently June 2024, I will update the months as time goes on. The timeline won’t match real life (so Christmas might be in the middle of May for us), this depends on whether or not I feel we’re ready for more in the story

- He has a daughter named Valerie, she’s 14 (this is where the canon divergence really smacks you across the face)

- The games still exist in this AU, just like in the games, I think.

- The movies ALSO exist (capitalism)

- He wears the white bear mask in public, still

- As far as everyone knows, he is a Schmidt and not an Afton

I will update this as time goes on if I remember more things to say!!))