mike | he/him | 23 | ao3Writer & Dungeon Master & Food Enthusiast I gotta focus. I'm shifting into yellowjackets mode.
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do you own anything autographed items?
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if life is as short as our ancestors insist it is, why isn’t everything i want already at my feet by Hanif Abdurraqib
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you’re 23 and you learn rosemary kennedy was lobotomized at 23 and you’re like my god she was barely an adult. then you’re 27 and you’re like holy hell amy winehouse was just starting her life. and then, presumably, you reach 36 and you’re like christ alive marilyn monroe was only 36. and so on and so forth
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if you work with kids 80% of your job is just this
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People call Jackie a mean girl, meanwhile she’s giving Natalie what could be her last tampon and precious stash of Midol in the middle of the wilderness after a plane crash without hesitation.
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FIRST step to enjoying any media is getting attached to the character whose suicidal tendencies are the most obvious
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*guy who hasn't eaten lunch voice* been really into the idea of picking a direction and running as fast as I can in a straight line until I collapse and die
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genuinely can’t stress enough if you’re in high school rn and anyone is telling you that’s the best time of your life they are lying. it gets better. hs is arguably the worst. if you can survive that you can survive anything. despite the horrors i know i’m always posting about i swear life is so much better as an adult
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PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005) dir. Joe Wright
#his eyes blinking the way he almost doesn’t believe it I’m throwing myself from a rooftop#pride and prejudice
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i think that other people have access to an Energy source that i don’t but that’s okay i’m happy for them i do wish that was me though
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baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three
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CHAPPELL ROAN The Subway — Official Music Video
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'i cant believe shes 50 shes still so beautiful' 'she hasnt aged one day past 30' 'how is she STILL gorgeous??' you people are so weak. how about aging is hot and signs of age are sexy and shes getting more attractive every year. how about that
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never give up on the denial stage of grief. 95% of grievers give up right before it brings the person back
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old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time
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