miketownsends
miketownsends
head empty only b(l)aseball
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megan/oswin. she/it/any. WA. resident space bi. just a sports blog now sorry. a b(l)aseball where brain should be. the seattle mariners are the blorbos from my shows. you cannot misgender me in a way that matters. currently watching: kraken hockey, critical role campaign 1currently playing: i was a teenage exocolonist
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miketownsends · 10 minutes ago
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we all got that one interest that all of our followers ignore in perfect sync no matter how much we post about it
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miketownsends · 2 hours ago
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911 is such a mutual in law show. i go look at a mutual in laws blog that im interested in and 3 posts down its 911. all my mutuals are always talking about their mutuals getting into 911. 6 degrees of seperation but its 911 watchers and tumblr users
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miketownsends · 3 hours ago
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My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.
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miketownsends · 5 hours ago
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They are studying us in petri dishes
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miketownsends · 6 hours ago
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"you should be at the club" I should be working on my fanfic
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miketownsends · 8 hours ago
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George Kirby
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miketownsends · 8 hours ago
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i’m kinda like if dead batteries were a girl
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miketownsends · 9 hours ago
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miketownsends · 18 hours ago
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Shel Silverstein predicting ChatGPT in 1981
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miketownsends · 19 hours ago
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every time i see a shot of Cole Young in the Mariners dugout i become deeply emotional tbh
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miketownsends · 20 hours ago
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miketownsends · 21 hours ago
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Seattle Mariners defeat the Minnesota Twins, 6-5 June 24th, 2025 Target Field - Minneapolis, MN 📷 Dean Rutz / The Seattle Times
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miketownsends · 21 hours ago
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Seattle Mariners defeat the Minnesota Twins, 11-2 June 23rd, 2025 Target Field - Minneapolis, MN 📷 Dean Rutz / The Seattle Times
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miketownsends · 23 hours ago
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miketownsends · 1 day ago
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little kids make me laugh. i was at a party yesterday and a kid was there and she noticed that i have a long straight cut along the length of my thumb and asked about it, so i told her it was a cat scratch, almost healed, didn't hurt. and then she was sorta staring and touching it for a bit and went "you had bone surgery. because there were termites in your bones."
so i played along and went "oh man, i hope they got em all!" and she went "no. they put in more." lmao
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miketownsends · 1 day ago
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miketownsends · 1 day ago
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wait other post cancelled. mutuals. when r ur birthdays.
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