miketownsends
miketownsends
head empty only b(l)aseball
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megan/oswin. she/it/any. WA. resident space bi. just a sports blog now sorry. a b(l)aseball where brain should be. the seattle mariners are the blorbos from my shows. you cannot misgender me in a way that matters. currently watching: kraken hockey, critical role campaign 1currently playing: i was a teenage exocolonist
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miketownsends · 27 minutes ago
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miketownsends · 2 hours ago
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hey guys have you ever heard of THE CHARACTER. i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. honestly can’t even get shit done because i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. i’m listening to a song and imagining THE CHARACTER. all i know and love is THE CHARACTER
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miketownsends · 4 hours ago
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starting a collection
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miketownsends · 5 hours ago
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every generation has a - hang on post cancelled I wanna talk about this autocomplete suggestion
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miketownsends · 20 hours ago
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two bros, both alike in sexuality
in a hot tub, where we lay our scene
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miketownsends · 21 hours ago
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y’all ever read a fanfic that you cannot believe an author just wrote for free?? what an honor it is to read a piece of someone’s soul they shared out of nothing but love for a piece of media. what a privilege it is to be allowed their talent because you share an interest!!
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miketownsends · 22 hours ago
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marinersblr “game SUCKED i go jack off now” voted most versatile phrase 2025. work SUCKED i go jack off now. movie SUCKED i go jack off now. anything. if it sucks just say it sucked and then go jack off. yet another win for baseball posting
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miketownsends · 23 hours ago
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Flipping the narrative here i love small talk and i’m very good at it. I love saying “thank god we had that rain!” And “the construction downtown is CRAZY” it gives me a rush
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miketownsends · 1 day ago
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we all got that one interest that all of our followers ignore in perfect sync no matter how much we post about it
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miketownsends · 1 day ago
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911 is such a mutual in law show. i go look at a mutual in laws blog that im interested in and 3 posts down its 911. all my mutuals are always talking about their mutuals getting into 911. 6 degrees of seperation but its 911 watchers and tumblr users
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miketownsends · 1 day ago
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My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.
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They are studying us in petri dishes
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"you should be at the club" I should be working on my fanfic
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miketownsends · 1 day ago
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George Kirby
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