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ROUND ONE - MATCH 23

YUKI-ONNA (YUKIO-NAYUKI) vs GRAHAM KING

YUKI-ONNA: @iplay37

GRAHAM KING: @mikeyatess

VOTE BASED ON THE INFORMATION BELOW CUT!!

Propaganda Content Warnings: War, injury for GRAHAM KING.

YUKI-ONNA:

PROPAGANDA: refer to her as yuki please she doesnt want to change her name its just that shes been called yuki all her life as a nickname

Yuki is a trans girl stuck in sao, shes 13 and was so happy that she would be able to experience being a girl and treated like one.

but when kayaba got rid of their skins and made them just how they are in real life it made her go back to how shes been forced to look by her family

the only good things that happen is that she gets a girlfriend, survives and can chose her own hairstyle in the game

anyways shes like in sao which is bad enough already but her surviving will leads to survivors guilt and also she needs to deal with her doing nothing to help while others cleared the game

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GRAHAM KING:

PROPAGANDA: Oh where to begin. He was sent away to join the army when he was 16, he was taken as a prisoner of war, and when he was rescued he was dismissed on medical grounds (19 at the time). He'll never fully physically recover, he's got permanent nerve damage in his right hand and had to relearn to do everything with his left hand. He pulled through though, and recovered enough to become a nurse!! That's not great for him, he is suffering. He's so nice and people keep being mean to him. He meets a woman he knew as a kid (she was his uncle's best friend), and they have a very sweet convo while she's getting her sprained wrist sorted, then she sees him sobbing in tesco because he doesn’t know what to do anymore. He's prone to every single illness going around. He has awful self-esteem. He's a picture book example of a people pleaser. He hasn't had a good night's sleep in years. He's so nice to everyone despite it all, he's the sweetest guy around, and I love him.

THEME SONG:

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Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with

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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called 'invasion of rhe dinosaurs' 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯

me: yeah whatever

five minutes later: dude i swear i just saw a caveman in the middle of london

my buddy, the doctor, pacing: captain yates is lying to us

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the one thing you can count on in house md is that jesse spencer will be acting all the time. it's so fun

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the five doctors!

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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

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she 👩 came from greece 🇬🇷 she had a thirst 💧 for knowledge 📖📃💡 she studied 👩‍🎓 sculpture 🗿 at saint 🙏🛐 martins college 🏢 thats where i 🙋🏻‍♂️ caught her eye 👁👁 she told me that her dad 👴 was loaded 💷💵💶 i said 💬 "in that case 👜 I'll have a rum 🍺 and coca cola 🍹" she said "fine 🙄" and in 30 3⃣0⃣ seconds time ⏳⌚ she said 💬 "i wanna live like common people 👷👩‍🔧👩‍🚒👨‍💼👩‍🎨👨‍🏭 i wanna do whatever common people do 🤷💤🍻🏭🚇🚕🔑🚬 i wanna sleep 🛌 with common people 🤦🤦‍♂️ i wanna sleep with common people like you 🙋🏻‍♂️💏😏💋👀" and i said "oh 😐😳. well 🤷🏻‍♂️ i'll see what i can do🚶"

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I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

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every doctor who companion is trans, actually. happy pride month.

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it's pride month and i am bisexual so that means no more asking me to meow or shoving me in the blender

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Do you know who prevs icon is?

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Life in hospital

What if house md but make it...lom

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encountered this on united airline's website today. the unseen second option turned out to be frequent flier miles, but RIP to the one glorious moment where it seemed perhaps i would be able to show the price of my flight in some other, non-monetary format, such as bartering with goats or backrubs. the sound of a baby's laughter. your five most precious childhood memories.

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A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.

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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

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