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he didint play either but he sang jolene instead

conan gray you better play lonely dancers and boys and girls at gov ball tomorrow.

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the fandom overlooks hazel in general

I feel like as a fandom we really brush past the whole hazel being sea-sick thing.

Like I went on a boat for five (5) hours last year and got horrendously sea sick (like I passed out 30 minutes in and didn’t regain consciousness until an hour before the end which I spent regretting every decision that lead me there) and all I could think about was the fact that Hazel spent around 6 months (idk if that’s the right time is been a while since I read the books) on the Argo and STILL managed to help save the world.

Not to mention she was riding the fastest horse in the world less than an hour after being on a boat, how she didn’t pass out mid-battle I’ll never know.

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Blessing in disguise blackinnon isn’t canon because they’d get remadora-d hard

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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

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rip barty evan and regulus you wouldve loved or hated santana quinn and brittany

the unholy trinity is my fucking favourite way of referring to barty regulus and evan and whoever came up with it i love you

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this was such an odd thing tk wake up too

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 5 POLL 12

PROPAGANDA:

[Logan]

"He is a little scrunkly man with way to many anger issues and too much trauma all he needs to do is settle down and chill out for a while with his adopted daughters and a little nun in the oven."

[Garak]

"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."

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have u ever wondered what happens when a bunch of guys get trapped in an aquarium but its actually the marauders an au where they are on a field trip and get trapped in an aquarium for a few months https://archiveofourown.org/works/66261037/chapters/170823490

sirius is barely in this, he does have a funny moment though

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Ooooooooh you wanna interpret that fictional character as aromantic because there is subtext that would actually back that up and aromanticism would also add another layer to their character and would make so much more sense oooooooooooooooooh🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥

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conan gray you better play lonely dancers and boys and girls at gov ball tomorrow.

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HOW DID SALTBURN NOT GET A SINGLE OSCAR NOM?

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TRIGGER WARINING: OPINIONS

CANON COMPLIANT jegulus does not work. mary obliviating herself after the war is a LAZY headcannon. yall really couldnt have come up with something better for the girl who outlived ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL of her friends? the fandom is extremely misogynistic. why are the DEATH EATERS (racist murderers), more glorified then the girls. the girls are so much more tragic, and cool then them, AND THEY ARE ACTUALLY GOOD PEOPLE BTW!!!! when you write regulus as a sad tragic boy who was forced to be compliant in being a death eater, and doing what his family wanted, tag it correctly because thats actually narcissa. peter was a marauder. NOT EVERYONE WAS A SUPERMODEL OMFG. prongstail is more angsty then jegulus ive said this before and i will say it again, and again until people get it. peter is hated cus he is not conventionally attractive

thats it! this was fun maybe ill do it again some time

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post prank must have sucked for peter oml

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the three cheers rerecord is so good i almost started crying on the train

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When Peter feels sad or anxious, he changes into his Animagus form and walks around the castle. Before turning into a rat, he always cast a spell around him so he doesn’t get seen by predators like cats or foxes. In the summer, he lies in the warm grass and tries to catch some butterflies (if you are a bit attentive, you will see a grey rat jumping from the grass and squeaking happily). In winter, Peter stays in the Gryffindor common room and lies in front of the fireplace. From time to time, James picks him up and wraps him in a small blanket, taking some pictures of the sleepy rat. Peter never knew how to manage his anxiety, and being a rat seemed like a good way to forget about it, just chilling. 

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im scared about becoming a boy because what if the rumors are true and i really do get chained up all the time or something.

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Actually every character ever is aromantic and/or asexual. Every single one of them.

Married? Platonic and/or tax benefits. Fucking? Friends with benefits.

Aros can still date and aces can still have sex, right? Great! Every allo character is now ace and/or aro! I am going to be so fucking annoying with this.

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this aromantic awareness day is crazy guys, i went outside today an no joke?? people saw me???

kinda spooky ngl