milalovesmatt

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Foul mouthed children

[milalovesmatt]

I LOVE YOU

pls fix your masterlist before i cry

it's fixed

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"eww why do you read cringy wattpad fanfiction?" BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING FUNNY, KYLE. IT'S CALLED HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOR AND LAUGHING. YOU SHOULD FUCKING TRY IT ONCE IN A WHILE.

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The Grand Wizard frowned. He hadn’t actually expected the Elf King to put up this much of a fight, “Okay dude, I’m gonna level with you. She’s been betrothed to Princess Kenny, and if you don’t give her back it’s gonna be this whole God damn thing and–“

Kyle sat up, his posture completely stiff, “She’s gonna marry Kenny?”

“Yeah, dude. Neither of them is particularly stoked about it,”

Kyle swallowed thickly, “Prima nocta,”

redraw of this fab art: by @nootsmoots for my upcoming Stick of Truth AU Sunshine Riptide!

[milalovesmatt]

Remer blurb ✨

I can't stop thinking about Remer being absolutely fucking pathetic.

He's begging you all day just for a small peck on the cheek and you give him "just one" and before you know it he's begging for just one full kiss. But this time you tell him "I don't have time, I have to shower and then go to work soon." And he pouts up at you and says in a quiet desperate voice "can I watch" and you giggle before you realize he's completely serious.

You take pity on him and let him have this one, lazily kissing him on the couch. Before you know it he's pawing at your chest, eagerly kissing you, sloppily licking into your mouth. He's shallowly breathing and moaning quietly and you don't realize why until you feel him rutting against you, pressing your hips to his own, needily.

He's so desperate for it that it doesn't take long for him to start cumming in his pants, he's so red with embarrassment he hides his face in your chest, moaning and whining as he rides out his orgasm, rutting against you with purpose.

He leans back, smiling at you with a fucked out expression and hooded eyes. You take that as your cue to leave before he asks for a second round, knowing that he absolutely would.

This is something I HAD to talk about because I'm losing my mind thinking about him. He's literally such a whiney stupid slut and I need him

[milalovesmatt]

puppy love (doug remer)

or doug's a fucking menace with a thing for boobs fem reader, neutral pronouns (tits obviously) smut, pretty much just remer sucking tits ig.

Doug, despite his sporty “celebrity” lifestyle, enjoyed the simpler things. Maybe that's why he enjoys his life in baseketball so much, it's simple and there's not much to it.

He also loves cuddling with you. Which is the perfect example of something simple that he doesn't have to put his mind to. He likes to hold you, when he lays down on the couch first and you just lay on top of him, he'll rub your shoulders and listen to you talk, or let you nap in peace and he'll watch whatever's on tv.

He likes it even better when he’s the one laying on top of you. You’ll be sitting on the couch and here he is, ready to bury his face in your plush skin, usually your chest or stomach because then you’ll play with his hair. Scratching his scalp and twirling your fingers through his soft curls. He fucking loves that shit. Sometimes he goes for your thighs, drawing shapes in your skin and peppering kisses all over. He would never say it but he enjoys the domesticity of it all. Taking him away from the stressors of the season.

And today was no different. Some shitty movie was playing as a rerun when you’d sat down to relax in the living room. Doug was off at practice, and should be home soon so you took this time to read a book you’d had for a while and never got to finish (probably because Doug thought you looked smart and hot while reading, and so did his dick)

You were finishing up your chapter, getting into the groove of the book at the front door swung open. In walked Remer, shouting out a “honey, i’m home” and kicking his shoes off by the door. He walked into the living room, laughing as he bounded over to the sofa you laid on. He carelessly threw his shit across the room, dropped his bag and removed his practice jersey to leave them strewn across the living room. You almost scolded him but let him be. He quickly bounced on top of you. Burying his face into the crook of your neck for a minute before pressing a sloppy kiss to your lips, all tongue as per usual with Doug. Sloppy but passionate, just his style.

“Hey Dougie, how was practice?” You pulled him down to your chest, rubbing your hands up and down his back as he squirmed on top of you, adjusting himself to get into a more comfortable position.

He grinned at the nickname. Going into his spiel about practice, how Coop missed shots a billion times in a row, and how Doug made every single one of his. You smiled, burying your nose in his hair as he spoke, smelling what you were pretty sure was your shampoo in his hair. You’d brought it up once, how you seemed to be running out of shampoo faster than usual, and how Doug didn’t seem to keep any shampoo in the shower. He shrugged, a sheepish grin not hiding the fact that he used yours. (Coop also brought it up to him, making fun of Remer for being such a sap. It’s not his fault that smelling your shampoo on him made him happier, or that it made his hair so much softer.)

Doug began to trail off, stories from practice coming to an end. You picked your book up from where you placed it on the coffee table, setting your bookmark in and turning your full attention to Doug. He smiled, kissing your face repeatedly and laughing. His hand trails down from holding your face. Slowly moving down to your chest and holding one of your tits, you roll your eyes as he kisses you and gives it a light squeeze.

"God" he grins up at you, full smile as he gropes your tits in a way that would never be called subtle. "I must be in heaven. These are the perfectest fucking tits I've ever held." he groans softly, giving a few more squeezes before switching to the other one. When he’d decided he’d had enough of that, he pressed kisses onto every patch of exposed skin, trailing down to your shirt hem. 

“Babe, I really think you should just stop wearing shirts.”

You grinned. “Really Doug, why’s that?”

“It’s annoying.” he tugs at the bottom of your shirt, waiting for you to sit up and take it off. Once it’s thrown across the room, Doug reaches behind you to unclip your bra. Grinning at his skills of unclipping it one handed, he throws it over to where his practice jersey lay on the armchair. He dives back in head first, letting out his typical soft feminine moans at the feeling of your soft skin on his face.

“Babe, you really are the most perfect human being to exist.”

“Is that because of my amazing personality or my tits?” you tease him.

“Who’s complaining? Why can’t I love both?”

“Well seeing as the way you’ve been practically drooling I’m guessing its’ the latter.”

He grins, shamelessly playing with your nipples. Holding them gently as he ran his thumb over the hardening bud, tracing circles around it. A smile grew on his lips as you arched your back up to meet him. He took his hand, pinching softly and pulling on your nipple. Nearly melting into you as your soft moans left your body. Absolute music to his ears. He rutted into the couch every time you moaned, hips twitching

He leaned in slightly, kissing all over your breasts. Around each nipple, licking a stripe down the valley between your breasts. 

Remer licked, kissed, and sucked on your tits like a starved man. It was almost as if this was his last meal and sure as hell he was making it worth it. If he was honest, he could probably cum at just sucking on your tits. Not like he was some teenage virgin who couldn’t hold off until he at least put it inside you. (That's not to say he hasn’t done that before, because he has totally just gotten off to the thought of your tits. Many times during the away season.)

He continued placing open mouth kisses on your breasts, fondling one side as he paid all attention to the other.

Doug moaned, back arching as he kept his mouth on your nipple. Quiet, girlish moans vibrated your sensitive bud as Doug lost his breath, twitching and rutting against the sofa.

He pulled back suddenly, clearly somewhat ashamed of his behavior. You laughed softly, taking his face in your hands and making his soft eyes meet yours. You looked down for a second, taking notice to the darkening spot on the front of his practice shorts. You giggled.

“Did you seriously cum in your pants like some teenage virgin?” you made fun of him, kissing him softly when he nodded. You pressed kisses all over his face, from his temples to his jawline.

“That's okay Dougie. I’ll clean you up.” he smiled, immediately shooting up and pulling you into his arms, wrapping his arms around your thighs as he carried you to the bedroom.

i got a horrid fucking migraine towards the end so if it's unreadable just ignore it i'll fix it later. love you pookies

[milalovesmatt]

Idk kinda random matt x fem!reader

CW: 18+, suggestive themes

(If y’all like this I can actually make it into a fic and give it a proper title)

Your phone's alarm rang to wake you up as you sighed and rolled over to turn it off. You groaned, rubbing your eyes as you finally saw the time. “Shit!” You threw the covers off yourself and hurriedly got ready to go to set.

You had been filming for a new movie ‘Baseketball’ or something like that, and you had been lucky enough to book a nice size role. The only downside was having to be there at the crack of dawn to get makeup and hair done. As you scurried out the door to get downtown, you had dropped your script in the rush. Not even realizing it as you headed down the street, already a few minutes late.

Fortunately for you, the traffic had been light and the parking situation hadn’t been too terrible. You scampered to the makeup trailer, robing up and taking a seat. In the chair next to you was one of your co-stars “Hey, what’s up with being late? Long night?” Matt smirked and teased you, rolling your eyes at him in response.

“Yeah right, we were up till 3 am last night, be thankful I even came in.” You teased him back giggling a bit. The past few days on set, you’d been asked to film some intimate scenes with Matt, this often caused you to have to do multiple takes. Sometimes it would be you that would laugh and other times it would be Matt cracking in the scenes.

“Well, did you hear what we get to do today?” Matt leaned back in his chair as the makeup crew came in to apply foundation and fix his curls up. “No, what?” You raised a brow, getting your own hair done as he let out a mischievous chuckle. “The Hot Tub Scene.” Your face heated immediately after he spoke. “Oh God,” you sighed, cringing at the thought of being topless in front of everyone.

“Hey, we can figure something out if you don’t wanna.” He offered, genuinely trying to help. “Well, I don’t mind under the water.. but I don’t know about being seen by everyone.” You looked over at him, raising a brow. “Well, we can have you in a bikini top if you want and then you can take it off or not.” He shrugged, “I just wanna make sure you’re comfortable.” You smiled at his response and nodded. “Yeah, I’m fine with that.” You almost saw a pink forming on his own cheeks, but that might’ve been his makeup.

The tension felt thick as your conversation switched from talking about your scene to talking about your plans after work. After about an hour in the chair’s, the two of you headed to film. Matt walked off to go speak with Trey and other crew members as you entered the hottub, slowly sinking in and adjusting to the warmth. It was nice after having to be on your feet all day yesterday.

“Mind if I join you?” Matt sunk in next to you, scanning your face. His brows furrowed a little as he spoke again, “Are you sure you’re okay?” He smiled. “Of course.” You smiled back, reaching behind your neck as you undid your top.

“Oh shit!” He jokingly cheered, trying to hype you up as you blushed and rolled your eyes again. “Whatever, let’s get through with this.” You giggled, getting into position for the take. It was still a bit awkward but you were comfortable with Matt and trusted the production crew. You and Matt locked eyes again as you began the scene, his arms wrapped around your back, pulling you in for a kiss. You returned the affections, slightly sitting on his lap as he pulled away to speak to ‘Coop’. You bit your lip while he trailed more kisses on your neck and shoulders, half speaking.

“Cut!” The scene was called for a moment and you reset with Matt. “If I didn’t know any better I’d think you might actually like me.” You teased Matt, watching him bite his lip. “Oh whatever.” He chuckled, but you could feel his heart speed up with your hand resting on his chest.

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what a large package

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HIIII GUYS ITS MILA SORRY I TOOK A REALLYREALLY LONG BREAK IM JUST COMING ON HERE TO SAY SOMETHING MIGHT BE COMING SOON SO WATCH OUT!!! (the somg is a hint)

[milalovesmatt]

GENERAL KYLE BROFLOVSKI HC

sfw + nsfw, highschool/late teens!kyle possible ooc kyle? kyle x fem!reader implied, thank you to @bro-flov-ski who helped me make these!

can play just about any instrument he picks up, just has a preference for the bass, though the looks the best when playing the drums.

a basketball god, but cannot throw a football to save his life.

y'all could be fighting when he leaves the house and by the time kyle gets back y'all are fucking, be prepared for anything and everything.

special place in his heart, when you listen to him talk about nerd shit (he has givin you a three hour background rant into the lore of star wars + star trek).

any fantasy film series? yall have watched it or at least fucked through it

king of being in the middle of some sexy shit and then interrupting himself, “did you know that this film actually changed the scene of physical props vs cgi” HE'S SUCH A DORK

most supportive bf ever, you get one problem done on yjur homework? a kiss. finish all of your homework? y'all are fucking. get an A on your test? he's eating you out.

hes so lanky but so strong??? one time you asked him where he was hiding it all

HE. IS. ANNOYING. he will hold your phone over his head, until you give him a kiss bc he felt ignored and then still wont give it back bc “you’re paying more attention to tiktok than to me, your handsome, wonderfully talented, super kissable boyfriend”

unreasonably tall and so he gives you a million short related nicknames (especially if youre short to him, but generally average/taller height). short stack is favorite tho.

absolutely loves getting his hair played with, even when your fingers get stuck in his curls (the tug turns him on)

can be condescending as hell some times because his ego is so big and he just thinks he's right about everything

and god forbid you prove him wrong, he's passive aggressive for at least three business days and he gets all pouty

doesn't know how to pull out for the life of him, and has manipulative tendencies

“dont you love how i feel?” “but baby, your pussy was made to take my cum.” “come on, sweetheart, don't you wanna carry my kid?” “i thought you loved my cock:(”

loves reading, loves reading to you, you reading to him, y'all reading together and talking about the book. he wants to know every little thought in that pretty little head of yours

chronic blusher but tries to be mean as a cover up bc he hates feeling embarrassed

is lowkey tryna fuck u everywhere ,, i see lots of kyle fics where he wouldn't fuck you in the bathroom WRONG he's fucking u against the door and telling you that if y'all get caught he'll give them a real show

for being super athletic and thin, he eats like a fucking horse, constantly snacking, always has at least three snacks on hand

y'all are THE cosplay couple. i mean come on, this is the human kite. of course, yall are going all out for halloween. you even attended a few conventions last year

jealousy sex. possesive sex. hate sex. you name it, kyle holds alot of negative emotions which he uses sex to let it go

definitely the type to just randomly buy you flowers just because he saw them and thought of you

WILL DO THE TIKTOK TREND OF GETTING NAIL POLISH TO MATCH THE OTHERS EYES

had a jersey specialy made for you with his name on it so everyone knows youre his girl

buying you gifts all the time just cause he can, he loves spoiling you

LOWKEY LOVES ROMCOMS

kyle is an amazing liar and can get you out of any situation, he's used it against tickets a million times

gets jumpscared easily from horror movies but loves to acts like he's protecting you (when it is the exact opposite)

takes ike to the mall to teach him out to flirt (ike is like 13/14 when kyle is 17/18) even taught him about sanrio to help pick up chicks (sorry, hes the worst)

talks so much shit on fast food but dies if he has to go a week without taco bell

loves to watch you do your makeup, he just thinks you look so etheral in the moment

HE LOVES TO COOK FOR YOU !!! BIGGEST LOVE LANGUAGE

stan and him have regular arm wrestling competitions

he is addicted to kisses “one more” “please come on, a few more, baby” “need. more. kisses. or. I'll. die.”

got into one fight his entire high school career and it was your ex who kept threatening to leak your nudes (guy was in the hospital for a week and u best believe those nudes got deleted, kyle's dad had to convince the police not press charges), he's very protective

has a thing for winking at you during practices/games and then going to winning like he didnt just steal ur breathe away

makes u come to every single crimson dawn practice and gig and makes out w you in between songs / during snack breaks

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Could you write the main 4 (seperate) making out and getting caught🙏🏽🙏🏽

getting caught

an YES YES YES LOVEEE A FIC WHEN YOU GET CAUGHT DOING ANYTHINGG. 16-17

kenny mccormick

you didn't know how but you and kenny are in the gym making out. that wasn't even the reason you two were there, you two were suppose to be fighting bc earlier you got mad at how this random ass girl was flirting with him and he didn't even do shit! but nonetheless you aren't complaining, you love making out with kenny, he's always passionate abt making out with you, its never sloppy or rushed. his lips were smooth, it got you questioning what lipbalm he had bc wow. his back was pressed against the wall and your waist was being held by kennys hand holding you close to him. you were so in the moment you didn't realise stan walking in ig , he was looking for you two bc he saw you drag kenny in there looking mad and when he saw what he saw he dropped the books he had on him which made you jump, you tried to turn to him but kenny held your waist hard, "hey stan wsp" this man stays embarrassing you 😞, "um... it can wait.." stan ran out "now where were we?" kenny hold your neck and pulled you in for another make out session.

stan marsh

now stan wasn't one to show pda outside but the fact he's making out with you rn at the side of the school is shocking. he pulled you aside to get you away from the man that was insisted on getting your number, and you gave him your number!! now in your defense you though he wanted to be friends, stan got all frustrated and now you two are making out. he's rough, the way he's kissing you is like he's mad at you and he is mad, although he's rough. he still holds your waist gently and cups your face gently, he looks and acts mad but he still cares for you no matter how mad he is. your back was pinned against the wall and his left arm had you pinned while the other was holding your waist, your hands was both on his shoulders enjoying the moment every now and then pulling away to take breaths but quickly going back in for the kiss. you were enjoying it but maybe too much since you couldn't hear the door open, stan not breaking the kiss opened his eyes while you remained yours close, it was the boy who asked your phone number earlier. he stood there somewhat mad and shocked, stan smirked into the kiss which you can feel and continued kissing you. now whenever you see the kid he acts all awkard , hmm wonder why 🤨🤨

kyle broflovski

you and him were on his couch, ike, his mom and his dad were out and wasn't gonna comeback in 7 hours. you two took it as a chance to do something risky, well you took the chance. kyle was too scared his parents would suddenly come in to grab smthing but you insisted and who was he to deny you? so here you two are intensely making out. kyle sitting on the couch manspreading while you sat on top of him with your knees and putting them so that his legs were in between yours, him grabbing you waist almost grabbing your ass and the other one on your thigh. for someone who was soo scared to make out he was really good, his kisses weren't sloppy but neither passionate, he's taking his time. he wanted it to last forever he loved the view he had, having to look up to you bc of the position you two were in. then suddenly the door burst open with cartman kenny and stan "no im telling you kenny it- woah." you two immediately got off each other and smiled at them. it was so obvious what you two were doing, kyle had lipstick smudged on his lips and your lipstick was too smudged, most gone. "continue, i wanna watch" "are we like.. disturbing you two" you being polite saying no but kyle wished said yes bc now cartmans asking your opinions if a tiger and a lion is a same thing, after this hes definitely continuing what you two were doing.

eric cartman

now... mans isn't one to kiss you.. let alone make out with you, yet here you were in an alley making out. it started with you kissing his face which he pushed you lightly making disgusted faces but he's clearly blushing. then you wanted it to take the next level and pulled him to an alley and kissing him, he didnt resist to kiss back, so you two were making out. you and cartman was actually also with the other three but they went in a shop to buy smthing, his kisses were sloppy yet nice. he's taking his time but at the same time its like he wanted it to be short incase someone sees,your back was pressed on the wall. he holds your face with his hand and the other on your neck, you had yours over his shoulder. if anyone passes by they couldn't see but if they were to slightly turn their head they could see. but it wasn't a busy lane for people to walk by every second so you two were okay, you loved moments like this, cartman never showed affection considering his personality but once he does its the sweetest thing ever <33 you two were so caught up that you didn't here the other three calling your name. they came to the alley and checked and js dropped whatever they brought, never in their life would they expect to see him making out with someone let alone kiss someone. cartman immediately pulled away and coughed saying its not what they think, but you laughed and whispered "there's lipstick stains on your face babe" he blushed and wiped them off, you laughed and the other three couldn't help but think how you come to love him. hes so cute<33

[milalovesmatt]

doug remer hcs 💌

doug remer x (mostly)fem!reader

sfw & nsfw

enjoy!

sfw:

- hates doing his own laundry but loves doing yours

- definitely doesn’t pocket one of your panties

- (yes he definitely does)

- likes to pick out your nail color when you get your nails done

- usually picks out like hot pink or something kinda obnoxious

- he likes to come with sometimes, once he got a pedi with you and he was in heaven

- calls you honey and baby 🤭

- generally goes easy on petnames though

- really likes to hold one of your boobs while spooning or sleeping, not in a sexual way; he just likes the warmth & squishiness. it’s comforting to him

- really just likes your tits in general

- kisses the top of ur head :((

- also likes to squeeze ur cheeks together and kiss your puckered lips

- loooves when you play with his hair or tug on it he MELTS

- if you have curly hair, he’ll twirl it around his fingers absentmindedly all the time

- and washes it for u!! you taught him and now he’s obsessed

- love language is physical touch and acts of service

- loves bringing you trinkets; whether it’s a rock he found on the side of the road or a tiny clown figurine he bought

- i feel like his scent is really strong LMAO

- not in a stinky way, but like if he slept in your bed or something you’d smell remer on the pillows for a few days

- bisexual or unlabeled tbh

nsfw:

- boob n thigh man fosho

- slaps his dick against ur face when ur about to give him head

- lightly though obv. playful.

- (channeling orgazmo matt stone) one time u convinced him to grow a pornstache and he called it the ‘kitty tickler’

- i feel likes he’s a rlly sexually natured person (am i projecting)

- his sex drive is so high omg

- he’s usually always in the mood but he’s able to hold back so as to not make you uncomfortable

- be prepared to FUCK LIKE RABBITSSSS

- service soft dom vibes

- but can also be subby as hell

- HE WHIMPERS‼️

- and also lowkey moans like a chick i will die on this hill

- super vocal during sex

- reaaalllyyyy talented at eating you out and he LOVES it

- same w sucking u off!! (m!reader)

- no joke he could and would eat you out for hours

- would be SO down to a threesome with coop

- loves loves loves to tease you

- in bed but also in public too

- during sex i feel like he’d love controlling ur orgasm and edging you

- teasing you and teasing you until you can’t take it anymore!!!

- in public he’d whisper filthy things into your ears

- ‘when we get home, if it’s cool with you, i’m gonna fuck so hard till all the thoughts in your pretty head disappear. poor thing won’t be able to walk in the morning’

pt.2 likely coming soon <3

[milalovesmatt]

coop & jenna ♡

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[milalovesmatt]

strike three (you’re out!)

warnings: 18+ content. minors dni. office sex/semi-public sex. breeding kink if you squint. blacked out and wrote this in a horny stupor. also this is a reupload because i got insecure about it

every thrust was pounding your brain into mush, and you loved it. “harder,” you whine through your fucked-out smile. somehow able to make the word out through your whimpering, matt slows his hips and buries it inside you, so deep it makes your mouth pop open in a gasp. “what’s that, baby?” he coos, a big hand cupping your throat for leverage. “harder, harder please!” it comes out as a desperate squeal, as he drops the act and resumes railing you.

even though your eyes were open, pointed at the wall of his office, you didn’t see a thing. you were too busy feeling him use you, bent over the desk with one side of your face pressed into a littering of freshly printed papers. copies, to be exact, of something you couldn’t even remember. you had screwed them up twice. since you clearly couldn’t listen to instructions, matt was trying another way to get it through your head.

your feet somehow stayed anchored on the floor— even if it was just your toes— while the desk creaked away beneath you. the sound of his hips against your ass, accompanied by the wet noises between your thighs, was beyond damning. part of you wished you had waited until everyone went home, but the fact that someone could definitely hear you was making you wetter.

your hips were getting bruised by the lip of the desk, no doubt, but you weren’t about to complain. a hazy string of quiet ‘fuck me’s poured from your mouth. matt lets out an amused huff, and slows his hips.

he stopped, and you hated it. “matt,” you call softly, wiggling your ass back into him. he’s already saying “i know, i know,” when you open your mouth. he bears down, bracing his open hands on the desk, so he can put more of his weight into you. just as your incessant whining began to spill out of you again, matt started to really fuck you.

his thick cock made your walls flutter and clench in sync with your muffled whimpers. matt’s pace was brutal; drawing his hips back enough to almost pull out, then sinking back deep inside, bullying that sensitive spot in your pussy. no matter how dizzying it was, you couldn’t help yourself from rocking back into each of his thrusts. you could feel his eyes on your back, admiring the way your waist dipped and your body lay on his desk. then, he decided he wanted to see you in another position.

matt pulled your ass back to stuff his cock inside you snugly, and grabbed a handful of your hair. your mouth popped open in a gasp, staying open to moan as his slow, hard strokes evolved into frenzied pounding. without the slightest bit of warning, your cunt tightened, and you felt yourself melting from the inside out. stunned, all you could do was shake and whine through your orgasm.

he sighs in adoration as you take it so well, trying to stay quiet as he growls and pants hotly behind you. “where do you want it?” his voice is tired and fucked-out. it makes you want to cum again. “inside, please,” you beg, making matt’s grip on your hair tighten. “please cum inside me.” your begging makes it through your gritted teeth, barely coherent as you go limp between him and the desk.

he picks up the pace, and you hear him grunt faintly as he fucks your brains out for the last stretch. you couldn’t help the frenzied whine you let out against the stack of papers beneath you. after a couple sharp, selfish thrusts he’s done for, spilling his guts inside you with a devastatingly soft whimper. in a desperate attempt to keep quiet, matt bites down hard on his lip as he continues to pulse inside you, committed to filling you up.

by now, you’d expected your orgasm to have faded completely, but the feeling of his cock throbbing and lazily pumping cum inside you was driving you wild. you didn’t want him to pull out, and he didn’t seem to be planning on it. “good girl,” matt breathlessly praises you. he sneaks a few kisses between your shoulder blades, sliding his arms beneath you so he can hold your breasts and lay with his torso pressed flush to your back.

all you could think about was how good it was, the filling stretch of his softening cock still inside you as he caught his breath in the nape of your neck. finally, the embers cooled, and you could pull away from each other.

matt held your hips, making sure you were steady as he pulled out slowly. mostly so you didn’t lose your footing, but also because he wanted to see himself leak out of you. “fuck,” he sighs, taking in the sight before he tugs your panties back into place and gropes the swell of your ass.

[milalovesmatt]

kyle brofloski x reader

cw, kyle is somewhat manipulative. kyle is a playboy. one shot. 19-20. he begs for you to stay. hes on his knees for you, he's literally head over heels for you. drabble.

Kyle brofloski. just a few days ago he was blabbering to you and raising his voice at you for 'staring' at kenny differently or being 'too friendly' with clyde, he couldnt help it, the way they were staring at you was like how he stared at you when he first saw you. he yelled at you almost everytime for talking for too long with any guy but here he was surrounded by three girls at the bar smiling and smirking while they touch and flirt with him.

you let out a sigh and smile while running your fingers through your hair. you grabbed your bag and left the club, kyle saw your glimpse and immediately ran out after you, apologizing to the girls.

rushing out the door finding you stand there calling an uber to pick you up and bring you home. "babe, whats going on we just got here you wanna leave already?" he pulled you making you turn to him. he grabbed your phone and ended the call between you and the driver "and i can drive you home." you scoff and cross your arms "oh yeah? then should i just watch you get flirted by three girls?"

he sighs and roll his head back "cmon, they were js tryna talk to me you can have just as much fun as im having" you rolled your eyes at his remark "but then if i try to talk to any guy you'd go nuts as if im trying to fuck every guy i see" you tilt your head to the side slightly raising your eyebrow. "im not like that stop, all the guys that has tried talking to you have dreamt about getting in your pants"

"maybe i shouldve just let them get in my pants, im walking home." you turn around and before you could move he pulled your bag making you stop in your tracks and look back at him with an angry look. "what the hells wrong with you? you've never cared so much that i talk to other girls, calm down" that was your breaking point. "calm down? kyle are you hearing yourself? while you're over there acting like the playboy of the century im over here standing alone because the girls think im a fucking loser and you wont let me talk to guys, im done kyle im so sick of having to limit myself to girls only maybe its my fault maybe im not the loyal girl you wanted but if it makes me the bad guy then so be it, goodbye im breaking up with you" you pull your bag from his hands and turn around to walk away from him.

"please im sorry" you stopped, never has kyle apologized for something "please dont leave me im sorry" his voice sounded like he was on the verge of tears, you turn around and his nose was red. "are you crying? dont make yourself the victim kyle."

he walked to you and grabbed your bag "I'll hold your bag, let you wear my shoes because of how much it hurts wearing those heels I'll even go on my knees just please dont leave me" he dropped down on his knees grabbing your hand and looked up at you with glossy eyes.

your eyes widen and stood shock "kyle wtf get up people might see" you pulled him up and just as hes on his feet he turns to liquid, his head laying on your shoulder and hugging you, the scent of your perfume driving him crazy hes just containing it.

hes sniffling while rambling sorry multiple times not letting go and tightening his grip on you. you sigh, it was manipulative sure but.. cmon how could you refuse "fine, im not breaking up with you just stop embarrassing me, lets go home" he looks at you with shine in his eyes and a big smile plastered on his face.

"I'll drive you home" he says and you roll your eyes and smile. you walk to his car while he follows behind you holding your bag, his hands holding you shirt not letting go like a clueless dog.

oh how he wishes you know how much of a grip you have on him, that if you ask him to do anything he'd obey. hes deeply inlove with you, you just dont know it.

[milalovesmatt]

Kyle x s/o who smokes nic n weed n gets all cozy when they highing yo, laying o ZAZA!!

high with kyle

an, never smoke weed b4 but i have a vape, does that count as nic?? idk. also what do you call it when you take a smoke.. like take a blunt?? take a huff?? take a hit?? i hope you guys understand what i mean bc im using it in this also gn reader, reader isn't colour coded so dw

"dont be a wuss and do it kyle, it's not like it can do anything to you or anything" you said as you pass the joint to kyle " smoking weed is literally as dangerous as smoking cigarettes" he said passing it back to you "boo ur no fun" you said as you placed it inbetween your mouth, kyle let out a loud sigh "fine give it, if i get cancer it's your fault" you laughed and passed it to him. you two were in your house, your parents isn't coming home soon so why not take this opportunity? he coughed a little but he smoked before so it was ok, still coughing you took it away from his hands "dude where did you even get this?" you were all giggly and took another hit "hehe stans dad" "maybe youve had enough of this, ur wayyy too high" you just laughed and he took more hits anddd before you know it you two were high, you two laughed at every single shit. your cat licking its asshole? funny as hell, you burped? fucking comedian. kyle then dropped the blunt and you were too high to get mad and just laughed "dude we should like totally make out" "what." you stared at him "just kidding omg you totally thought i was being fr" and you bursted out laughing acting as if mans was kevin hart. then the door flung opened, it was stan "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?? my dad told you bought weed y/n " you stood up walking over to him putting your hand around his shoulder "why? you want it on this?" kyle also walked over "cmon, this shit is actually good" "no thankyou, if you die 5 years from now i won't come to the funeral" you both laughed as he left your house "whatever loser". there were board games on your table and you decided to play snakes and ladders, classic game "cmon kyle what colour counter do you want" he then proceeds to put his counter on the board "kyle thats a chess peice" you to would prank call cartman acting like your funny "um hello yes you have contacted how to be a stripper hotline, do you want to be a stripper?" you two suppress laughter as if he cant hear the "dude shut up" from the other line, you can hear cartman let out a loud sigh "y/n youre the one who called me and this is the 3rd time you called get a life bitch" "thats definitely what a stripper would say" and you two burst out laughing , cartman blocks you atp. he'd green out first like mans is sweating in the middle of snakes and ladders but refuses to loose and is still rolling the dice "dude i think imma puke" "sick dude do it in the bathroom" and he vomits "i think.... i need to lay down" "LAY DOWN ON THE COUCH NOT IN YOUR OWN PUKE". when he wakes up he has no idea of what happens and claims he never smoked but you,stan,cartman and the vomit stain on your carpet says otherwise.