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[milalovesmatt]

HIIII GUYS ITS MILA SORRY I TOOK A REALLYREALLY LONG BREAK IM JUST COMING ON HERE TO SAY SOMETHING MIGHT BE COMING SOON SO WATCH OUT!!! (the somg is a hint)

[milalovesmatt]

GENERAL KYLE BROFLOVSKI HC

sfw + nsfw, highschool/late teens!kyle possible ooc kyle? kyle x fem!reader implied, thank you to @bro-flov-ski who helped me make these!

can play just about any instrument he picks up, just has a preference for the bass, though the looks the best when playing the drums.

a basketball god, but cannot throw a football to save his life.

y'all could be fighting when he leaves the house and by the time kyle gets back y'all are fucking, be prepared for anything and everything.

special place in his heart, when you listen to him talk about nerd shit (he has givin you a three hour background rant into the lore of star wars + star trek).

any fantasy film series? yall have watched it or at least fucked through it

king of being in the middle of some sexy shit and then interrupting himself, “did you know that this film actually changed the scene of physical props vs cgi” HE'S SUCH A DORK

most supportive bf ever, you get one problem done on yjur homework? a kiss. finish all of your homework? y'all are fucking. get an A on your test? he's eating you out.

hes so lanky but so strong??? one time you asked him where he was hiding it all

HE. IS. ANNOYING. he will hold your phone over his head, until you give him a kiss bc he felt ignored and then still wont give it back bc “you’re paying more attention to tiktok than to me, your handsome, wonderfully talented, super kissable boyfriend”

unreasonably tall and so he gives you a million short related nicknames (especially if youre short to him, but generally average/taller height). short stack is favorite tho.

absolutely loves getting his hair played with, even when your fingers get stuck in his curls (the tug turns him on)

can be condescending as hell some times because his ego is so big and he just thinks he's right about everything

and god forbid you prove him wrong, he's passive aggressive for at least three business days and he gets all pouty

doesn't know how to pull out for the life of him, and has manipulative tendencies

“dont you love how i feel?” “but baby, your pussy was made to take my cum.” “come on, sweetheart, don't you wanna carry my kid?” “i thought you loved my cock:(”

loves reading, loves reading to you, you reading to him, y'all reading together and talking about the book. he wants to know every little thought in that pretty little head of yours

chronic blusher but tries to be mean as a cover up bc he hates feeling embarrassed

is lowkey tryna fuck u everywhere ,, i see lots of kyle fics where he wouldn't fuck you in the bathroom WRONG he's fucking u against the door and telling you that if y'all get caught he'll give them a real show

for being super athletic and thin, he eats like a fucking horse, constantly snacking, always has at least three snacks on hand

y'all are THE cosplay couple. i mean come on, this is the human kite. of course, yall are going all out for halloween. you even attended a few conventions last year

jealousy sex. possesive sex. hate sex. you name it, kyle holds alot of negative emotions which he uses sex to let it go

definitely the type to just randomly buy you flowers just because he saw them and thought of you

WILL DO THE TIKTOK TREND OF GETTING NAIL POLISH TO MATCH THE OTHERS EYES

had a jersey specialy made for you with his name on it so everyone knows youre his girl

buying you gifts all the time just cause he can, he loves spoiling you

LOWKEY LOVES ROMCOMS

kyle is an amazing liar and can get you out of any situation, he's used it against tickets a million times

gets jumpscared easily from horror movies but loves to acts like he's protecting you (when it is the exact opposite)

takes ike to the mall to teach him out to flirt (ike is like 13/14 when kyle is 17/18) even taught him about sanrio to help pick up chicks (sorry, hes the worst)

talks so much shit on fast food but dies if he has to go a week without taco bell

loves to watch you do your makeup, he just thinks you look so etheral in the moment

HE LOVES TO COOK FOR YOU !!! BIGGEST LOVE LANGUAGE

stan and him have regular arm wrestling competitions

he is addicted to kisses “one more” “please come on, a few more, baby” “need. more. kisses. or. I'll. die.”

got into one fight his entire high school career and it was your ex who kept threatening to leak your nudes (guy was in the hospital for a week and u best believe those nudes got deleted, kyle's dad had to convince the police not press charges), he's very protective

has a thing for winking at you during practices/games and then going to winning like he didnt just steal ur breathe away

makes u come to every single crimson dawn practice and gig and makes out w you in between songs / during snack breaks

[milalovesmatt]

Could you write the main 4 (seperate) making out and getting caught🙏🏽🙏🏽

getting caught

an YES YES YES LOVEEE A FIC WHEN YOU GET CAUGHT DOING ANYTHINGG. 16-17

kenny mccormick

you didn't know how but you and kenny are in the gym making out. that wasn't even the reason you two were there, you two were suppose to be fighting bc earlier you got mad at how this random ass girl was flirting with him and he didn't even do shit! but nonetheless you aren't complaining, you love making out with kenny, he's always passionate abt making out with you, its never sloppy or rushed. his lips were smooth, it got you questioning what lipbalm he had bc wow. his back was pressed against the wall and your waist was being held by kennys hand holding you close to him. you were so in the moment you didn't realise stan walking in ig , he was looking for you two bc he saw you drag kenny in there looking mad and when he saw what he saw he dropped the books he had on him which made you jump, you tried to turn to him but kenny held your waist hard, "hey stan wsp" this man stays embarrassing you 😞, "um... it can wait.." stan ran out "now where were we?" kenny hold your neck and pulled you in for another make out session.

stan marsh

now stan wasn't one to show pda outside but the fact he's making out with you rn at the side of the school is shocking. he pulled you aside to get you away from the man that was insisted on getting your number, and you gave him your number!! now in your defense you though he wanted to be friends, stan got all frustrated and now you two are making out. he's rough, the way he's kissing you is like he's mad at you and he is mad, although he's rough. he still holds your waist gently and cups your face gently, he looks and acts mad but he still cares for you no matter how mad he is. your back was pinned against the wall and his left arm had you pinned while the other was holding your waist, your hands was both on his shoulders enjoying the moment every now and then pulling away to take breaths but quickly going back in for the kiss. you were enjoying it but maybe too much since you couldn't hear the door open, stan not breaking the kiss opened his eyes while you remained yours close, it was the boy who asked your phone number earlier. he stood there somewhat mad and shocked, stan smirked into the kiss which you can feel and continued kissing you. now whenever you see the kid he acts all awkard , hmm wonder why 🤨🤨

kyle broflovski

you and him were on his couch, ike, his mom and his dad were out and wasn't gonna comeback in 7 hours. you two took it as a chance to do something risky, well you took the chance. kyle was too scared his parents would suddenly come in to grab smthing but you insisted and who was he to deny you? so here you two are intensely making out. kyle sitting on the couch manspreading while you sat on top of him with your knees and putting them so that his legs were in between yours, him grabbing you waist almost grabbing your ass and the other one on your thigh. for someone who was soo scared to make out he was really good, his kisses weren't sloppy but neither passionate, he's taking his time. he wanted it to last forever he loved the view he had, having to look up to you bc of the position you two were in. then suddenly the door burst open with cartman kenny and stan "no im telling you kenny it- woah." you two immediately got off each other and smiled at them. it was so obvious what you two were doing, kyle had lipstick smudged on his lips and your lipstick was too smudged, most gone. "continue, i wanna watch" "are we like.. disturbing you two" you being polite saying no but kyle wished said yes bc now cartmans asking your opinions if a tiger and a lion is a same thing, after this hes definitely continuing what you two were doing.

eric cartman

now... mans isn't one to kiss you.. let alone make out with you, yet here you were in an alley making out. it started with you kissing his face which he pushed you lightly making disgusted faces but he's clearly blushing. then you wanted it to take the next level and pulled him to an alley and kissing him, he didnt resist to kiss back, so you two were making out. you and cartman was actually also with the other three but they went in a shop to buy smthing, his kisses were sloppy yet nice. he's taking his time but at the same time its like he wanted it to be short incase someone sees,your back was pressed on the wall. he holds your face with his hand and the other on your neck, you had yours over his shoulder. if anyone passes by they couldn't see but if they were to slightly turn their head they could see. but it wasn't a busy lane for people to walk by every second so you two were okay, you loved moments like this, cartman never showed affection considering his personality but once he does its the sweetest thing ever <33 you two were so caught up that you didn't here the other three calling your name. they came to the alley and checked and js dropped whatever they brought, never in their life would they expect to see him making out with someone let alone kiss someone. cartman immediately pulled away and coughed saying its not what they think, but you laughed and whispered "there's lipstick stains on your face babe" he blushed and wiped them off, you laughed and the other three couldn't help but think how you come to love him. hes so cute<33

[milalovesmatt]

doug remer hcs 💌

doug remer x (mostly)fem!reader

sfw & nsfw

enjoy!

sfw:

- hates doing his own laundry but loves doing yours

- definitely doesn’t pocket one of your panties

- (yes he definitely does)

- likes to pick out your nail color when you get your nails done

- usually picks out like hot pink or something kinda obnoxious

- he likes to come with sometimes, once he got a pedi with you and he was in heaven

- calls you honey and baby 🤭

- generally goes easy on petnames though

- really likes to hold one of your boobs while spooning or sleeping, not in a sexual way; he just likes the warmth & squishiness. it’s comforting to him

- really just likes your tits in general

- kisses the top of ur head :((

- also likes to squeeze ur cheeks together and kiss your puckered lips

- loooves when you play with his hair or tug on it he MELTS

- if you have curly hair, he’ll twirl it around his fingers absentmindedly all the time

- and washes it for u!! you taught him and now he’s obsessed

- love language is physical touch and acts of service

- loves bringing you trinkets; whether it’s a rock he found on the side of the road or a tiny clown figurine he bought

- i feel like his scent is really strong LMAO

- not in a stinky way, but like if he slept in your bed or something you’d smell remer on the pillows for a few days

- bisexual or unlabeled tbh

nsfw:

- boob n thigh man fosho

- slaps his dick against ur face when ur about to give him head

- lightly though obv. playful.

- (channeling orgazmo matt stone) one time u convinced him to grow a pornstache and he called it the ‘kitty tickler’

- i feel likes he’s a rlly sexually natured person (am i projecting)

- his sex drive is so high omg

- he’s usually always in the mood but he’s able to hold back so as to not make you uncomfortable

- be prepared to FUCK LIKE RABBITSSSS

- service soft dom vibes

- but can also be subby as hell

- HE WHIMPERS‼️

- and also lowkey moans like a chick i will die on this hill

- super vocal during sex

- reaaalllyyyy talented at eating you out and he LOVES it

- same w sucking u off!! (m!reader)

- no joke he could and would eat you out for hours

- would be SO down to a threesome with coop

- loves loves loves to tease you

- in bed but also in public too

- during sex i feel like he’d love controlling ur orgasm and edging you

- teasing you and teasing you until you can’t take it anymore!!!

- in public he’d whisper filthy things into your ears

- ‘when we get home, if it’s cool with you, i’m gonna fuck so hard till all the thoughts in your pretty head disappear. poor thing won’t be able to walk in the morning’

pt.2 likely coming soon <3

[milalovesmatt]

coop & jenna ♡

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[milalovesmatt]

strike three (you’re out!)

warnings: 18+ content. minors dni. office sex/semi-public sex. breeding kink if you squint. blacked out and wrote this in a horny stupor. also this is a reupload because i got insecure about it

every thrust was pounding your brain into mush, and you loved it. “harder,” you whine through your fucked-out smile. somehow able to make the word out through your whimpering, matt slows his hips and buries it inside you, so deep it makes your mouth pop open in a gasp. “what’s that, baby?” he coos, a big hand cupping your throat for leverage. “harder, harder please!” it comes out as a desperate squeal, as he drops the act and resumes railing you.

even though your eyes were open, pointed at the wall of his office, you didn’t see a thing. you were too busy feeling him use you, bent over the desk with one side of your face pressed into a littering of freshly printed papers. copies, to be exact, of something you couldn’t even remember. you had screwed them up twice. since you clearly couldn’t listen to instructions, matt was trying another way to get it through your head.

your feet somehow stayed anchored on the floor— even if it was just your toes— while the desk creaked away beneath you. the sound of his hips against your ass, accompanied by the wet noises between your thighs, was beyond damning. part of you wished you had waited until everyone went home, but the fact that someone could definitely hear you was making you wetter.

your hips were getting bruised by the lip of the desk, no doubt, but you weren’t about to complain. a hazy string of quiet ‘fuck me’s poured from your mouth. matt lets out an amused huff, and slows his hips.

he stopped, and you hated it. “matt,” you call softly, wiggling your ass back into him. he’s already saying “i know, i know,” when you open your mouth. he bears down, bracing his open hands on the desk, so he can put more of his weight into you. just as your incessant whining began to spill out of you again, matt started to really fuck you.

his thick cock made your walls flutter and clench in sync with your muffled whimpers. matt’s pace was brutal; drawing his hips back enough to almost pull out, then sinking back deep inside, bullying that sensitive spot in your pussy. no matter how dizzying it was, you couldn’t help yourself from rocking back into each of his thrusts. you could feel his eyes on your back, admiring the way your waist dipped and your body lay on his desk. then, he decided he wanted to see you in another position.

matt pulled your ass back to stuff his cock inside you snugly, and grabbed a handful of your hair. your mouth popped open in a gasp, staying open to moan as his slow, hard strokes evolved into frenzied pounding. without the slightest bit of warning, your cunt tightened, and you felt yourself melting from the inside out. stunned, all you could do was shake and whine through your orgasm.

he sighs in adoration as you take it so well, trying to stay quiet as he growls and pants hotly behind you. “where do you want it?” his voice is tired and fucked-out. it makes you want to cum again. “inside, please,” you beg, making matt’s grip on your hair tighten. “please cum inside me.” your begging makes it through your gritted teeth, barely coherent as you go limp between him and the desk.

he picks up the pace, and you hear him grunt faintly as he fucks your brains out for the last stretch. you couldn’t help the frenzied whine you let out against the stack of papers beneath you. after a couple sharp, selfish thrusts he’s done for, spilling his guts inside you with a devastatingly soft whimper. in a desperate attempt to keep quiet, matt bites down hard on his lip as he continues to pulse inside you, committed to filling you up.

by now, you’d expected your orgasm to have faded completely, but the feeling of his cock throbbing and lazily pumping cum inside you was driving you wild. you didn’t want him to pull out, and he didn’t seem to be planning on it. “good girl,” matt breathlessly praises you. he sneaks a few kisses between your shoulder blades, sliding his arms beneath you so he can hold your breasts and lay with his torso pressed flush to your back.

all you could think about was how good it was, the filling stretch of his softening cock still inside you as he caught his breath in the nape of your neck. finally, the embers cooled, and you could pull away from each other.

matt held your hips, making sure you were steady as he pulled out slowly. mostly so you didn’t lose your footing, but also because he wanted to see himself leak out of you. “fuck,” he sighs, taking in the sight before he tugs your panties back into place and gropes the swell of your ass.

[milalovesmatt]

kyle brofloski x reader

cw, kyle is somewhat manipulative. kyle is a playboy. one shot. 19-20. he begs for you to stay. hes on his knees for you, he's literally head over heels for you. drabble.

Kyle brofloski. just a few days ago he was blabbering to you and raising his voice at you for 'staring' at kenny differently or being 'too friendly' with clyde, he couldnt help it, the way they were staring at you was like how he stared at you when he first saw you. he yelled at you almost everytime for talking for too long with any guy but here he was surrounded by three girls at the bar smiling and smirking while they touch and flirt with him.

you let out a sigh and smile while running your fingers through your hair. you grabbed your bag and left the club, kyle saw your glimpse and immediately ran out after you, apologizing to the girls.

rushing out the door finding you stand there calling an uber to pick you up and bring you home. "babe, whats going on we just got here you wanna leave already?" he pulled you making you turn to him. he grabbed your phone and ended the call between you and the driver "and i can drive you home." you scoff and cross your arms "oh yeah? then should i just watch you get flirted by three girls?"

he sighs and roll his head back "cmon, they were js tryna talk to me you can have just as much fun as im having" you rolled your eyes at his remark "but then if i try to talk to any guy you'd go nuts as if im trying to fuck every guy i see" you tilt your head to the side slightly raising your eyebrow. "im not like that stop, all the guys that has tried talking to you have dreamt about getting in your pants"

"maybe i shouldve just let them get in my pants, im walking home." you turn around and before you could move he pulled your bag making you stop in your tracks and look back at him with an angry look. "what the hells wrong with you? you've never cared so much that i talk to other girls, calm down" that was your breaking point. "calm down? kyle are you hearing yourself? while you're over there acting like the playboy of the century im over here standing alone because the girls think im a fucking loser and you wont let me talk to guys, im done kyle im so sick of having to limit myself to girls only maybe its my fault maybe im not the loyal girl you wanted but if it makes me the bad guy then so be it, goodbye im breaking up with you" you pull your bag from his hands and turn around to walk away from him.

"please im sorry" you stopped, never has kyle apologized for something "please dont leave me im sorry" his voice sounded like he was on the verge of tears, you turn around and his nose was red. "are you crying? dont make yourself the victim kyle."

he walked to you and grabbed your bag "I'll hold your bag, let you wear my shoes because of how much it hurts wearing those heels I'll even go on my knees just please dont leave me" he dropped down on his knees grabbing your hand and looked up at you with glossy eyes.

your eyes widen and stood shock "kyle wtf get up people might see" you pulled him up and just as hes on his feet he turns to liquid, his head laying on your shoulder and hugging you, the scent of your perfume driving him crazy hes just containing it.

hes sniffling while rambling sorry multiple times not letting go and tightening his grip on you. you sigh, it was manipulative sure but.. cmon how could you refuse "fine, im not breaking up with you just stop embarrassing me, lets go home" he looks at you with shine in his eyes and a big smile plastered on his face.

"I'll drive you home" he says and you roll your eyes and smile. you walk to his car while he follows behind you holding your bag, his hands holding you shirt not letting go like a clueless dog.

oh how he wishes you know how much of a grip you have on him, that if you ask him to do anything he'd obey. hes deeply inlove with you, you just dont know it.

[milalovesmatt]

Kyle x s/o who smokes nic n weed n gets all cozy when they highing yo, laying o ZAZA!!

high with kyle

an, never smoke weed b4 but i have a vape, does that count as nic?? idk. also what do you call it when you take a smoke.. like take a blunt?? take a huff?? take a hit?? i hope you guys understand what i mean bc im using it in this also gn reader, reader isn't colour coded so dw

"dont be a wuss and do it kyle, it's not like it can do anything to you or anything" you said as you pass the joint to kyle " smoking weed is literally as dangerous as smoking cigarettes" he said passing it back to you "boo ur no fun" you said as you placed it inbetween your mouth, kyle let out a loud sigh "fine give it, if i get cancer it's your fault" you laughed and passed it to him. you two were in your house, your parents isn't coming home soon so why not take this opportunity? he coughed a little but he smoked before so it was ok, still coughing you took it away from his hands "dude where did you even get this?" you were all giggly and took another hit "hehe stans dad" "maybe youve had enough of this, ur wayyy too high" you just laughed and he took more hits anddd before you know it you two were high, you two laughed at every single shit. your cat licking its asshole? funny as hell, you burped? fucking comedian. kyle then dropped the blunt and you were too high to get mad and just laughed "dude we should like totally make out" "what." you stared at him "just kidding omg you totally thought i was being fr" and you bursted out laughing acting as if mans was kevin hart. then the door flung opened, it was stan "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?? my dad told you bought weed y/n " you stood up walking over to him putting your hand around his shoulder "why? you want it on this?" kyle also walked over "cmon, this shit is actually good" "no thankyou, if you die 5 years from now i won't come to the funeral" you both laughed as he left your house "whatever loser". there were board games on your table and you decided to play snakes and ladders, classic game "cmon kyle what colour counter do you want" he then proceeds to put his counter on the board "kyle thats a chess peice" you to would prank call cartman acting like your funny "um hello yes you have contacted how to be a stripper hotline, do you want to be a stripper?" you two suppress laughter as if he cant hear the "dude shut up" from the other line, you can hear cartman let out a loud sigh "y/n youre the one who called me and this is the 3rd time you called get a life bitch" "thats definitely what a stripper would say" and you two burst out laughing , cartman blocks you atp. he'd green out first like mans is sweating in the middle of snakes and ladders but refuses to loose and is still rolling the dice "dude i think imma puke" "sick dude do it in the bathroom" and he vomits "i think.... i need to lay down" "LAY DOWN ON THE COUCH NOT IN YOUR OWN PUKE". when he wakes up he has no idea of what happens and claims he never smoked but you,stan,cartman and the vomit stain on your carpet says otherwise.

[milalovesmatt]

Okay hear me out, Joe keery has godly thighs, so imagine just focusing on Kurt's thighs whole he's begging for you to touch his cock, but his thighs are just to pretty to ignore

How does it feel being the most correct person on the planet? He absolutely does have godly thighs, I'm a little tired, so let me know if there are any errors!

cws: biting, teasing, handjob, begging

Kurt lays on your bed, his legs trembling and his neglected cock throbbing, precum slowly dripping down it. You kiss his thigh, squeezing both of them tightly.

You lower your head, licking gently over the fresh bite marks from the previous minutes. Kurt's hips buck forward again, his poor, aching cock throbbing, begging for attention.

Kurt's head falls back, sighing shakily and pressing a hand to his face as you run your fingers along his inner thighs. So close to where he wants you to be. Just before your fingers reach his cock, you pull them away.

"Please….." Kurt whimpers quietly. His hips try to buck forward but can't because of your grip on him. Your lips brush against the flesh of his inner thigh before you bite down again, leaving your teeth marks in his skin.

He gasps and you look up at him. He gives you a desperate look, pleading for you to give him what he wants, but he knows you won't give in that easily.

"Please what?" You respond. Kurt huffs, his cock so hard that it almost hurts. That only turns him on even more.

"I–I need…" He cuts himself off to sigh and give you a needy look, not being to get the words out.

You lean over him, kissing his jaw lightly, feeling the warmth radiating off of his face. "What do you need, baby? I want to hear you say it."

He whimpers again before finally speaking up. "I need you to touch me…m-my dick…please.."

You press your lips to his, and he kisses back eagerly. While the two of you are wrapped up in a sloppy, deep kiss, your hand snakes down between his legs and wraps around his cock, stroking at a slow pace.

Another gasp leaves Kurt's lips at the contact, your mouth slightly muffling it. You slowly start to speed up and Kurt can barely hold himself back from bucking his hips into your hand.

Eventually, he's full-on fucking your fist as you kiss along his jaw and neck. He moans and whines your name, panting heavily. He's doing most of the work, his cock pumping through your closed fist and precum dripping down your fingers.

With a long and loud moan, he reaches his peak, spurting cum over your hand. Kurt incoherently mutters thank you's to you as his thrusting slows to a stop.

You take in his appearance, and enjoy the sight of Kurt, splayed out on the bed, panting and his cock still leaking a little. His bite mark covered thighs tremble softly as his arm pressed over his flushed, hot face.

[milalovesmatt]

DATING KURT WOULD INCLUDE. + KURT KUNKLE

masterlist. / taglist. / anyrequest? synopsis. what being in a relationship with Kurt would be like.

pairing. kurt kunkle x reader

genre and warnings. 18+ under cut MDNI, none gender specific, incel Kurt, fluff, gamer boyfriend trope, not canon to movie, just silly little headcanons, i honestly don’t know how to tag this. | — feedback is always welcomed & don’t forget to reblog 🤍

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[milalovesmatt]

CANN I PLEASEEE GET KYLE X F!READER?

𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐘 ━ ♡

Kyle Broflovski x fem ! reader

A/N - You didn't specify exactly what you wanted so i just came up with an idea, i hope you like it if not just lemme know and i'll gladly re write it !

WARNINGS - swearing, also clyde is a little bit of a noncy weirdo in this

When your relationship started, KYLE asked to keep it a secret to which you agreed since you knew what his friends were like and if they found out Kyle got himself a girlfriend they'd belittle the shit out of him- especially Cartman who you've learned to be the most bitchiest and evil one out of all of them.

Everything went smoothly between the two of you in your relationship, you both would keep your affectionate interactions for private times and said interactions consisted of hugs, cuddles and kisses- and you teasing your boyfriend for his red face. Overall just lovey dovey interactions.

Now jealousy was nothing new to Kyle, or you for the matter, but he managed to control himself from punching the fucker who had the utter balls to flirt with you. He was grateful that you'd always shoot the person down almost immediately after understanding what they were doing. So, during lunch, when one of your other friends CLYDE came up to you, Kyle didnt really pay attention to the small nagging voice of jealousy in his head, Clyde was one of your mates so he wouldnt flirt with you- but of course there were rumors about him having a massive crush on you and the fact that he was what the world would consider a 'play-boy' who'd flirt with every girl within a 10 mile radius of him.

"Heyyyy N/n! " Clyde called out to you, running over to your side a big shit eating grin on his face, clearly he was about to say something that will tick of Kyle even more than he already has. " Huh- Oh hey Clyde! How's it been man? " you tilted your head your own grin on your face. " Did it hurt?" Clyde walked closer to you, swinging his free arm over your shoulder, his shit eating grin growing at your confusion " Huh?-" "- When you fell from heaven babe!" You pulled you closer, laughing at his shitty pickup line, though clearly it wasnt TOO shitty considering you started laughing unknowingly making Kyles annoyance grow " Pfffff- oh-oh my g-goddddd- Clyde that was so shit! " " Yeah- but it worked! It made you all red in the face! " Clyde teased, poking your reddened cheek .

"Unfortunately, how'd you even come up with them? they're so shit" Clyde faked a sad expression, flashing you a really pathetic sad puppy dog look " Dont pull that face " you deadpanned, Clyde only intensifying the look " Okay okay! Im sorry- they're not shit " Clyde was still pulling that face, clearly wanting something more which Kyle could immediately deduce what. " I'll only forgive you if you gimme a kiss baby girl " you cringed at the nickname and shook your head " Nope, sorry Clyde" " Awhh! Why not? " Clyde moved his face closer to yours, lips practically centimeters apart which was teh last straw for the red head a few tables away.

Within seconds, Kyle was in the middle of you and Clyde, glaring your friend down " Back off, Clyde, she's clearly not interested " "Woah- dude, why'd you care?" Clyde laughed at your boyfriend, raising one of his bows " Does it matter ? " Kyle was clearly struggling at not to scream at Clyde that you were his loving girlfriend " Uh yeah? She's my friend, if she didnt want me to flirt with her she should stop being so cute or just tell me to sto- " Clyde was punched in the face, falling down to the floor with a grunt " KYLE! WHAT THE FUCK!? " he yelled holding his now bleeding nose but before he could say more or even react Kyle threw himself at Clyde, sending multiple punches to the other "DONT FUCKING FLIRT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND! " without realizing he blurted out the fact that you two were dating.

A crowd was formed round the three of you the moment the first punch was thrown, gasps and whispers filled the room at the new piece of knowledge of you and Kyle dating but before much more could happen Mr. Macky rushed in quickly separating the two boys, kyle struggled against the adults hold, managing to get his hands on Clyde again but was just as quickly separated from him as the first time " Dont you ever flirt with my girlfriend ever again! " Kyle groaned letting himself be dragged away from the cafeteria.

" KYLE'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND!? "

Later, you were found sitting by Kyle's side, telling him off for acting so recklessly " Kyle you didnt need to go punching Clyde like that- and now, since you've blurted it out, people know we're together " Kyle huffed, resting his head on your shoulder, his hand holding yours " So what? Now people will leave you alone, it always got on my nerves anyway " " What about your friends babe? " " Oh fuck my friends, i dont really care about it anymore, i want everyone to know that you're mine " He lifted his head to he could look at your face, pressing a kiss to your lips, giving you a smile you returned 10 fold.

" Yeah, 'm yours "

[milalovesmatt]

The council will decide your fate now 🐰✨

[milalovesmatt]

─Headcannons─

kyle n stan x reader older ver.

cw; nsfw

hc; asking for an.. interesting request over messages.

for context: you always wondered what it sounded like when your bf masturbated by himself, out of curiosity and self-indulgence, you asked for a voice message ⤵

Kyle─

He was studying as usual and a bit stressed when you texted him.

He saw the notification pop up from the corner of his eye, he was planning on ignoring it but then he thought of the worst-case scenario if you were in trouble or along the lines of an emergency. So he set his pencil down along with his glasses to get his phone.

When he saw the message you sent he immediately set his phone back down.

He picked back up his phone since it kept vibrating from your desperate attempt for him to send an audio of him pleasuring himself.

His face was red, not knowing what to say really.. I mean who asks for whimpering/moaning voice messages??

He thought about replying but he didn't know how to even respond so he thought of just fulling your request with no words said.

With an embarrassed sigh, he got up and walked over to his bed went inside his drawer for some tissues and lotion. He wasn't the guy to have these things out it was weird and embarrassing for him

Plus he never touched himself often, if he did it was probably because he couldn't handle it anymore or because of your doing. He can hold himself together for an impressive amount of time but once he is at his limit, it's a whole night of guilt for him.

Once he has the stuff for him to start he grabs his phone and presses record, after MANY contemplations.

At first it was quiet, he was awkward.. give him some slack he was definitely NOT into this but he liked you to much to say no.

Ohh how much you owe him now for this. He thought.

His mind began to think how you were gonna pay him back for doing such an embarrassing request, at first it was innocent like kissing you or maybe just a warm big hug and a kiss on the neck. Nothing too bad like fucking or anything... Yet.

Now he begins to break the awkward silence and starts to breath heavy, his hand on his cock picking up the pace to the dirty thoughts of you his head thought of.

He hated thinking of you like this but our brains have minds of their own..

He thought of your hands tracing over his body making its way to his pelvis as you kissed him, your tounge reaching his as they collided together, his member hard as a rock when you finally reached his shaft.

Soon enough he made a slight moan, but making sure not to be so loud his family was home after all..

Further into his jerk-off session his mind was so into the gutter he started to whimper and let out faint moans of your name with no embarrassment, he was completely in the zone.

"O-oh shit y/nn.." He muttered, his long growth longed for your touch as it grew in his hands when he stroked it.

Towards the end he sucked in his lips slightly to avoid the loud groan he would let out with his eyes sealed shut, coming to a horrific climax.

He took a deep, labored breath, his chest rising and falling heavily, arm setting down his phone.

After he composed himself he sent the audio and sent a text, soon shutting off his phone to clean up his mess, his face was burning up.

After long moments of waiting for Kyle to reply he finally answered to your surprise he actually did it. Your face was never so red when you heard what he sounded like.

Let's just say you now use that voice message for your own benefits when Kyle isn't around .. he sounded so hot yet so cute it was hard to put into words but you loved it.

Stan─

He was actually in the middle of jerking off when you texted him, when his phone went off he stroked a few times before grumbling to answer his phone.

His mood shifted when he saw it was you a bit.. he was a bit taken back by your message.

At first his reaction was "How'd they know I was jerking off??" He took a moment to process before responding.

He looked at his dick then the message then at his dick then at the message again.

He then replied.

He laid back into his pillow, putting the phone in his left hand, and pressed record to start. It was an odd request from you but he was already doing it from the lack of sleep so he didn't mind.

As he continued he grunted quietly, his hands feeling his solid hard member. He grew cocky, growing a small grin thinking of something that would get your stomach to flutter.

"Mmmh, wish you were here babe.." he whispered as he touched himself to you.

Coming close to the end he started to moan, unlike Kyle he was more vocal just a shy more confident on moaning loud, as what he did when he picked up the pace, biting down his lip.

As soon as he knew it he quickly came, letting out a breathless moan, his chest tightening.

He lifted his thumb off his phone for the voice message to send and caught his breath.

When he caught his breath he relaxed feeling content and sleepy.

When you got the vm from Stan you could feel your down region already starting to heat up, you listened intently with a sheepish smile on your face.

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