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A random doodle, inspired by Aubrey Beardsley's grotesques.
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The best tragedies will have you thinking "I wish it could've gone any other way" and "this is the only way it could've ended" at the same time
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im like if my mom & dad Unfortunately had a baby
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what if 🤔 the guy 🧍♂️ she 🙋♀️ was interested in 👀 wasn't a guy 🙅♀️ at all?? 😱🤯
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!! Costume pics as promised 🥰🖖✨





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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time
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not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best
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Sympathising with my mother but at the same time
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"unsubscribe" is not enough. i need a button that says "if you email me one more time i will track you down and kill you with a hammer."
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My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney
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