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new fanfic dropped??? lol

Raising The Stakes - AO3 link (One-shot, 4.2k words)

Characters: Seeley Booth, Temperance Brennan, Angela Montenegro, Camille Saroyan, Lance Sweets, Tim Sullivan, (+ Hodgins and Wendell mentioned)

Pairings: Seeley Booth/Temperance Brennan, Angela Montenegro/Camille Saroyan, Temperance Brennan & Angela Montenegro, Seeley Booth & Camille Saroyan, Seeley Booth & Lance Sweets, Camille Saroyan & Lance Sweets

Summary:

"r/nosleep u/shrimp1112

I think my neighbor might be a vampire.

Okay, I’m prefacing this by saying that I’m not crazy. I know this is exactly what a crazy person would say. But I’m not. I work to pay for my studies, pay my rent on time, change the oil in my car as regularly as I can afford to. I’m a functioning adult here. But I am also 99% positive my neighbor is a damn vampire. (Read more)"

In which Seeley thinks the very cute girl who just moved across the hall might be a vampire (and to be fair, she's allergic to garlic, amongst many other things).

Tags: Hodgins and Wendell mentionned, Also TW mentions of blood, this is DEEEPLY unserious- i wrote this while sick and delirious on april 1st, Simp Seeley Booth, Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Alternate Universe - College/University, Humor, no smut BUT there is a mild sex dream so do with that what you will

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true blue // boygenius

lyric poster concept

&

not strong enough // boygenius

song graphic concept

[milfbrennan]

i don't know where to complain about this, so i'll do it here <3:

it annoys me to no end how biphobic twitter is being to phoebe bridgers. there, i said it. talking about how she's a "fake queer" and trying to ostracise her from the community because she's dating a man even though she's openly bisexual is insane. like do you people not know what bisexual means? she's still a queer woman??

and also all the talks of her essentially being gay-for-pay (as people put it so eloquently) bc she sometimes kisses lucy & julien when she's never been monogamous is very very interesting

like, i can assure you boygenius is not doing ANY of this shit for male attention when their fanbase is mostly queer women and julien is an out and proud lesbian lol- and comparing them having fun by kissing on stage to straight women who do it for said male attention when all of them are openly queer is very very weird ❤️

[milfbrennan]

i've been watching telenovelas / soaps since i was a child and i can for sure tell you none of them were nearly as emotionally distressing for me as s6 of bones

[milfbrennan]

the evidence is damning

you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

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hey white leftists

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however much you think you love temperance brennan i love her in a deeper far more complex way than you ever will

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Temperance Brennan and her adorably excellent mood

[milfbrennan]

i have found my superpower and it is an ability to spawn very gay bones fanfics in little time (I wrote most of these in a few hours lol)

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Everything Good Happens After Midnight (Is It The Club Lights?)

quirky horny bones fanfic is becoming my brand teehee

Everything Good Happens After Midnight - AO3 link (One-shot, 4.2k words)

Characters: Temperance Brennan, Angela Montenegro, Seeley Booth, Camille Saroyan, Jack Hodgins, Zack Addy

Pairings: Temperance Brennan/Camille Saroyan, Temperance Brennan & Angela Montenegro, Jack Hodgins/Angela Montenegro (Background), Seeley Booth/Temperance Brennan (Mentionned/Implied)? Seeley Booth/Camille Saroyan (Past)

Summary: Sometimes, Brennan finds some people attractive. It's important to acknowledge that.

(And sometimes, it feels even more important to ask their alledged partner if it's okay to kiss them because you've had one too many drinks.)

Tags: Chappell Roan's debut album inspired this, Pining, gay as shit, bisexual temperance brennan, big queer polycule vibes coming from these very hot accomplished world renowed female scientists, Humor, Attempt at Humor, In Vino Veritas, Hooking Up With Your Boss, No cheating just raw queer energy in this club, no smut, just a lot of swearing and mild sexual jokes, Making Out, Season/Series 02

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my contribution to the meme pool because i love her a lot

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boygenius - we're in love / boygenius @ fox theater pomona / boygenius - leonard cohen / boygenius @ coachella w/ muna / boygenius - we're in love / interview for KROQ radio / interview for rolling stones / phoebe bridgers - graceland too / boygenius - the record art cover / three of cups / boygenius - leonard cohen / boygenius - true blue / boygenius @ coachella / interview for NPR

or, a collection of boygenius things i'm feeling completely normal about atm

[milfbrennan]

some of you people are being really fucking annoying about leonard cohen by boygenius

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apologize to him

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campaign to give brennan the christmas so good it makes up for her traumatic Bad Christmas where her parents never came home.

Booth very chastely carries her to bed, but not before glaring at the mistletoe hanging from Brennan's bedroom doorframe. Angela thinks she's funny.

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yemen is the poorest nation in the arab world. but in two weeks time, it did what no oil or gas- rich arab nation could do. by seizing three ships and costing i****l more than 2 billion by forcing its ships to go around africa, yemen showed up.

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