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About: An angry boy on train. Genre: Contemporary. TW: Excessive swearing.
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Saturn - Sleeping at last Christmas lights - Coldplay Fairytale of New York - The Pogues
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December 20 7.46 p.m Will / [email protected] Inbox
Your receipt
Thank you for traveling with us! Here’s your receipt for your train ride from Rosewater to Wrenburn.
Customer: 73789 Price: $89 Email: [email protected]
Question can be directed to customer service: [email protected]
Have a nice trip!
December 20 7.51 p.m Will / Facebook Messenger
Will: Did you fucking know a two hour long train ride would cost $89??
Albert: Where the hell are you off to? Narnia?
Will: Wrenburn.
Albert: So the opposite of Narnia.
Will: Hey, there’s snow there. And evil women.
Albert: Touche. But seriously, I didn’t know your family lived in Wrenburn?
Will: They don’t.
Albert: Then why go there?
Albert: Come on, dude, tell me!
December 20 7.58 p.m Will / Phone Inbox
Will: I’ll be there in two hours.
Tricia: Cool, but just so you know I got an other offer.
Will: What??
Tricia: Yeah, I don’t want to do this really, but this guy offered me 50 bucks more you know. Any chance you can match his offer?
Will: We already agreed on a price and I’m already on my way.
Tricia: Yeah, I’m really sorry, but it’s christmas you know, money is short.
December 20 8.01 p.m Will / Facebook Messenger
Will: O MY FUCKING GOD I HATE THIS BITCH SO MUCH.
Dany: What’s going on?
Will: I JUST NEED TO VENT I CAN’T BELIEVE SOME HUMANS I JUST WANT TO SCREAM
Dany: Take a deep breath and tell me what happened.
Will: Okay, so I messaged this woman who was selling… something, and we agreed on a price. And I’m on my way to her now, and SHE FUCKING SAYS TO ME THAT SHE’S GOT ANOTHER OFFER AND WANTS ME TO MATCH IT EVEN THOUGH I’VE ALREADY SPENT ALMOST A HUNDRED BUCKS ON A TRAIN TICKET.
Dany: Something?
Will: Just… Focus on the bitch, please.
Dany: Stupid whore.
Will: Thank you.
Dany: Is she?
Will: ??
Dany: That something you’ve bought, it isn’t… sex is it?
Will: Wtf. No.
Dany: Then what?
Will: Nevermind. I’ve calmed down now.
December 20 8.12 p.m Will / Phone Inbox
Will: I can match the price.
Tricia: I’m so glad! When does your train come in?
Will: 9.46 p.m
Tricia: Cool, I’ll try to meet you at the train station.
December 20 8.15 p.m Will / Facebook Messenger
Albert: Have you seen the lates Star Wars movie?
Will: You know I haven’t.
Albert: You’re missing out.
Will: I know what Star Wars are. And all the other geek stuff.
Albert: Sure, but you’re missing the whole point of the geek stuff.
Will: What’s the point then?
Albert: Hmm…
Albert: “A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never reads lives only one.”
Albert: From a Song of Ice and Fire.
Will: You don’t read Star Wars.
Albert: You’re so literal. But that’s what the geek stuff is about. To live several lives. Experience more than this.
Will: What’s wrong with this?
Albert: Where would you rather be? On a train to some random boring place or on a train to Hogwarts?
Will: What the fuck is Hogwarts?
Albert: SIGH
Will: Sorry, dude, geek just isn’t my thing.
Albert: Too bad.
December 20 8.24 p.m Will / Phone Notes
Stop being a FUCKING IDIOT.
December 20 8.32 p.m Will / Facebook Messenger
Will: I’ll go see Star Wars.
Albert: It’s not the same.
Will: Why?
Albert: You’ll just never understand what it’s like to love something so much you’ll go all crazy. I once sat in line for five hours just to get a book signed.
Will: How many times are you going to tell that story??
Albert: Until Neil Gaiman is no longer relevant, which means NEVER.
Will: Whatever.
Albert: Yeah, whatever.
December 20 8.43 p.m Will / Phone Notes
What the fuCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???
December 20 8.54 p.m Will / Phone Inbox
Tricia: Look, this other guy is being really persistent. He’s offering another $100. I just can’t turn down that kind of money you know.
Will: You got to be kidding me.
Tricia: I’m really sorry.
December 20 8.56 p.m Will / Phone Inbox
Will: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING BITCH
Dany: I’m going to assume you’re not talking about me.
Will: I’m quitting humans.
Dany: Good call. Can you pleaaasee tell me what you’re going crazy over?
Will: A human.
Dany: No, I mean, what are you buying? What’s so important?
Will: A human.
Dany: I’m going to assume you’re not buying a human.
December 20 9.02 p.m Will / Phone Inbox
Will: I give you $150 more.
Tricia: Cool! I’ll meet you at the train station!
December 20 9.17 p.m Will / Facebook Messenger
Will: Are you mad?
Albert: Because you have no soul? Nah, I’m used to it.
Will: Only geeks have souls?
Albert: Pretty much.
Will: Okay, so how do you become a geek?
Albert: You find something so awesome that it’s all you’ll be able to think about and you think it’s going to consume you and then you let it.
Will: Okay, so if I love soccer that much, does that make me a geek?
Albert: No.
Will: Why?
Albert: It just doesn’t. It has to be something you can’t gain anything from. Soccer can be a job, loving a book cannot.
Will: Your geek philosophy doesn’t make any sense.
Albert: You don’t make any sense.
December 20 9.37 p.m Will / Phone Inbox
Tricia: This is awkward, but this other guy just came to my house and offered me even more, and I really didn’t want to go down to the train station if I didn’t have to, so I sold it. I’m so sorry, but I’ll hope you understand.
Will: WHAT? I can’t fucking believe you. That is seriously MESSED UP, I’ve just spent TWO HOURS on a train to buy this book????
Will: Fuck you. ! MESSAGE NOT SENT, RECEIVER NO LONGER WANT TO RECEIVE YOUR MESSAGES !
December 20 9.48 p.m Will / Facebook Messenger
Will: FINE. Maybe I’ll never know what it’s like to love something stupid like a movie or a series or a fictional character or whatever, but I JUST SPENT TWO HOURS on a stinking train and lost almost a hundred bucks OR EVEN MORE BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO HOME TOO just to buy a fucking book. A FUCKING first edition of Lord of the Rings, that for the record I actually think is fucking cool, but not cool enough to go through this shit for, and all because I know you wanted it. I’m standing in the middle of NOWHERE, the next train doesn’t leave in another hour and I’m freezing my butt off. SO YEAH, I might not love something so much I’ll go crazy over it, but I love you, you idiot. So I’m crowning myself a geek right now. Because this is fucking crazy.
Albert: Turn around, you crazy idiot.
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About: A famous blogger and her friend. Genre: Contemporary. TW: Mentions of suicide.
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Go the distance - Robert Bart Immortal - Elley Duhé Don’t Kill My Vibe - Sigrid
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August 10 11.47 p.m Jinn / nostromojinn.tumblr.com Blog
Anonymous said: Where are you?
Here.
Anonymous said: Where have you been?
I took a break, but I’m back now.
Anonymous said: Kinda though you had been kidnapped my aliens.
I wish.
Anonymous said: Are you okay?
Yeah. I’ll start posting again tomorrow or something.
Anonymous said: We were worried. Remember to drink water.
What the fuck have you guys been smoking? I’m fine. And relaxx, you’ll get your regular dose of conspiracy theories tomorrow. Promise. Peace out.
August 10 11.49 p.m Jinn / nostromojinn.tumblr.com Innbox
Private message from anonymous: Have you finally killed yourself? I fucking hope so. I’m so sick of seeing your ugly blog. Do everybody a big ass favor and NEVER COME BACK.
Private message from anonymous: Really, you just can’t disappear from a famous blog like this. Fucking ungrateful shit. I’m unfollowing, just so you know.
Private message from anonymous: Whore.
Private message from anonymous: I’m going to start following sunnyalienn instead of you. At least she can keep us updated.
August 11 9.15 a.m Jinn / nostromojinn.tumblr.com Blog
Conspiracy theory #107
Theory: According to a transcript and a documentary, Marilyn Monroe was killed because she intended to leak the existence of aliens. Marilyn, according to some people, had an affair with JFK and his brother. The threat is a result of her being ignored by both of them. She probably didn’t know how dangerous the american government was and what kind of resources they used to protect the secret about the existence of alien life on earth.
My opinion: Not one of the most interesting conspiracy theories, but just think for a second what would happen if this was true, and Marilyn hadn’t been killed? Could we have known the truth about life on other planets as early as 1960?? And how scary is it to think about this happening to other celebrities. What the fuck did Elvis, MH and Robin Williams know??
What do you think?
August 11 11.05 a.m Jinn / nostromojinn.tumblr.com Inbox
Theodyssey51: Hey girl, have you seen Alien: Covenant yet? I won’t spoil it, but damn, it’s worth seeing. Are you up to an Alien marathon soon? My boyfriend seriously wants to see all the Lord of the Rings movies. How in the hell did I end up with this idiot? SAVE ME.
nostromojinn: I seriously think you have to break up. Lord of the Rings? LORD OF THE RINGS?? That’s strike one, by the way. Also, wasn’t he the one that made you listen to One Direction?
Theodyssey51: Are you going to kill me if I tell you that Harry Styles’ music isn’t THAT bad? He’s gone solo now if you haven’t heard. All the members have, but Harry Styles is the only one worth listening too. Listen to Sign of the Times. Okay, did I just write a whole paragraph about a pop artist?
Nostromojinn: Yes, sir, you did. Strike two.
August 12 1.05 a.m Jinn / nostromojinn.tumblr.com Blog
Far away
Does anybody feel like they belong somewhere else? That they where meant to be born on a different planet, but then some cosmic disaster happened and you were born here on earth? Maybe that’s why I like everything connected to space and aliens. Because I am one. Too weird? I’ll go to bed now.
August 13 2.13 p.m Jinn / nostromojinn.tumblr.com Inbox
Theodyssey51: Have you seen that new blog everyone’s talking about?
nostromojinn: Yeah, what the hell is that? Fan-fiction about us?
Theodyssey51: Looks like it. Someone asked her about it and she didn’t deny it.
nostromojinn: Sick.
Theodyssey51: No it’s cute.
nostromojinn: Is that Vinn person suppose to be me? «It’s seemed like it dripped experience from Vinn’s eyes, like they were too eager to share all the beauty they’d seen.» Don’t think she wants to know what’s really dripping from my eyes.
Theodyssey51: Bile? She mentioned you in her first posts, so it’s probably you she’s writing about.
nostromojinn: Isn’t that kinda weird?
Theodyssey51: Can’t you just take a compliment like a regular person? Now be a cool celebrity and comment on her blog.
nostromojinn: Funny.
Theodyssey51: My character seems fun though. You think Tana is the girl who writes these stories? Maybe she needs friends.
nostromojinn: Maybe she needs a life.
Theodyssey51: You’ve reached you sarcasm limit today. Please try again with a different response.
nostromojinn: (~˘▾˘)~
August 13 5.46 p.m Jinn / nostromojinn.tumblr.com Blog
Conspiracy theory #108
Theory: God was created by aliens that landed on earth for many, many years ago. According to this website: ufointernationalproject.com, it was aliens who created all religions that exists today. The humans are apparently not smart enough to invent religions, and that’s why it’s more likely that aliens created them. And also, they’re headed towards earth right now to take those religions back, and put all humans in quarantine to prevent a cosmic disaster.
My opinion: This is BS. It has to be. Humans have figured out that the universe are made up off quarks, I think we’re smart enough to make up a man in a white dress yelling «LET THERE BE LIGHT!» And I’ve met enough stoned people to know where that «the world is a turtle» - theory stems from. Sorry guys. It was a fun one though.
What do you think?
August 15 11.30 p.m Jinn / nostromojinn.tumblr.com Inbox
Theodyssey51: HEY, guess who just got fucked.
nostromojinn: What? That’s nasty.
Theodyssey51: Ha ha. It’s not me. A friend stopped by with her cat, and we might’ve made kittens! Or our cats have. All i did was put them in a cage and wait until they got so bored and didn’t have any other choice than to mate.
nostromojinn: That’s still nasty. What if we did that to humans?
Theodyssey51: We already do. It’s called SCHOOL!
nostromojinn: I’m so happy we went to different schools.
Theodyssey51: OMG. Have you seen this?
nostromojinn: What?
Theodyssey51: https://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nostromojinn
August 15 10.31 p.m Wikipedia / Nostromojinn
Nostromojinn From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Nostromojinn is a famous blogger who runs nostromojinn.tumblr.com. She frequently blogs about aliens, but also about songs, feelings and every day life.
Origin and name. Nostromojinn has been blogging for three years and have several thousand followers. The name nostromojinn stems from the ship Nostromo from the movie Alien. The blog’s tagline (In space no one can hear you scream) is from Alien’s tagline (In space no one can hear you scream). She also calls herself Random chick no. 426. Something that probably refers to the planet where the Xenomorphs are from, LV-426.
Personal life Nobody knows Nostromojinn’s real name or what she looks like.
Links https://nostromojinn.tumblr.com
August 15 10.35 p.m Jinn / nostromojinn.tumblr.com Inbox
nostromojinn: WHAT THE FUCK? Did you do that?
Theodyssey51: No. I promise! It’s kinda cool, though.
nostromojinn: It’s weird. Like, sooo weird. Who’s interested in reading an article about me??
Theodyssey51: Me. And you.
nostromojinn: Nope. I’m good.
Theodyssey51: Are you going to show your face on your blog soon or what?
nostromojinn: NOOO. How do you figure that’ll go? I can fucking hear all those anonymous bastards. I thought you were prettier. Have you always been this ugly? Now I understand why you didn’t show your face.
Theodyssey51: Fuck those anonymous bastards.
nostromojinn: Easy for you to say.
Theodyssey51: Yeah, i’m an unpopular and unimportant fart.
nostromojinn: Exchange lives?
Theodyssey51: Yes plz.
August 16. 5.25 p.m Jinn / nostromojinn.tumblr.com Blog
Conspiracy theory #109
Theory: I’m not sure if this is an conspiracy theory about aliens, but when I fell down this rabbit whole, I couldn’t stop falling. Okay, so the theory is that there’s an elite (celebrities and presidents and kings and the likes) of reptiles. REPTILES? Yep. They’re shape shifters and apparently they can take human form. And they control the world. And yeah, apparently both Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus are reptiles. Just check out this youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C83f40Z9azM
My opinion: Maybe I’m a reptile? Who knows?
What do you think?
August 17 11.17 a.m Jinn / nostromojinn.tumblr.com Inbox
Theodyssey51: Excuse me, but did you change your bio to random chick no. 427 just to be an ass?
nostromojinn: Wikipedia don’t know shit.
Theodyssey51: And the price for the most petty celebrity is…. You.
nostromojinn: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Theodyssey51: You’re VERY funny.
nostromojinn: ?
Theodyssey51: https://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodyssey51
August 17 10.38 p.m Wikipedia / Theodyssey51
Theodyssey51 Fra Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Theodyssey51 is an unpopular and unimportant fart.
Links https://theodyssey51.tumblr.com
August 17 10.41 p.m Jinn / nostromojinn.tumblr.com Inbox
nostromojinn: There you go, you’re famous too. Now you have nothing to complain about…
Theodyssey51: You’ll regret this.
nostromojinn: I’m so afraid.
Theodyssey51: How do you change wikipedia.
nostromojinn: Just go to edit.
Theodyssey51: Where?
nostromojinn: Omg, use your eyes.
Theodyssey51: I CAN’T FIND IT!
nostromojinn: No problem, I’ll help you.
nostromojinn: https://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodyssey51
August 17 10.45 p.m Wikipedia / Theodyssey51
Theodyssey51 Fra Wikipedia, den frie encyklopedi
Theodyssey51 is unpopular, an unimportant fart and fucking great with technology.
Eksterne lenker https://theodyssey51.tumblr.com
August 17 10.47 p.m Jinn / nostromojinn.tumblr.com Inbox
Theodyssey51: I hate you.
nostromojinn: I love you.
Theodyssey51: Why are you so CUTE? I can’t stay mad at you.
August 25 9.49 a.m Jinn / nostromojinn.tumblr.com Innbox
Private message from anonymous: Why don’t you answer everyone’s questions?? It’s fucking rude.
Private message from anonymous: Why haven’t you updated your blog in several days?
Private message from anonymous: You’re pathetic.
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