Retired (?) captain of Max Squared Army. 🫡 The most parasocial writer you know. Zillennial aged, they/them. @fourcardflush on AO3
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Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."
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Can never fully leave twitter because id lose gems like this
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I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????
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ralsei addresses the allegations
ft. Wynton Yang, Bri
Edit: youtube upload here, please help me game the algorithm
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Not Mistress showing off her gaslighting abilities by kiki'ing with every queen she's done dirty on All Stars on her YouTube channel 💀
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sorry for having okada literally kill omega on tv. YOU KNOW IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BOOOOOM
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I see AEW official YouTube channel posting commentary free matches and lofi orange cassidy. I posit that their next video should be a compilation of every time Platinum Max Caster Best Wrestler Alive gets absolutely hammered into the canvas. It can be lofi too if they must
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this is wild and im obsessed w them
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there are characters for whom “poor little meow meow” doesn’t quite cut it. To me he’s like a traumatized pit bull mix with a bite history and I’m the white girl with a savior complex trying to stop them from putting him down
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goddamnit my henchman was gonna betray me so i locked her in with the monster hoping it would fuck her to death but it turns out my evil creation is a pillow princess 😔 literally fuck my stupid mad scientist life
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“Can’t lick the puss”
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