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Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.
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certain kind of tragedy i think in still following your childhood best friends online. like once upon a time you knew me better than anyone. i thought we would be friends forever. now we are Adults and Different and even despite that I so badly wish we could still Talk like we were 13. i dont know who you are. I miss you.
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12? Would 12 suffice?
Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you
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new beginnings are scary but they're necessary new beginnings are scary but they're necessary new beginnings are scary but they're necessary new beginnings are scary but they're necessary
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I'm sorry I did something weird if it makes you feel better I torment myself and consider suicide about it every day
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Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened
"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"
"we don't read that shit"
"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"
That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT
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i want to- *remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health* kill someone else
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my academic focus this semester is rare book librarianship & im obsessed
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Dnd is a make believe game of course everyone is hot
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part of what makes tragedies tragic is the story being preventable from the outside but unpreventable from the inside
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having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing
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It feels like I just hallucinated this entire year
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Ada Limón, from “Calling Things What They Are”, The Hurting Kind
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Maya C. Popa, “After a Vase Broken by Marcel Proust”, Wound Is the Origin of Wonder
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