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i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely

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Based on this photo because I found this funny

update: I got on vgen! -- I got this photo from Z5MB1E_CURE on pinterest!!

Vgen link: vgen.co/nostalgicbread

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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach

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'Every fictional couple has at least one divorce' is actually a statistical error. Average fictional couple has 0 divorces. Divorces Arthur and John, who are from the horror podcast Malevolent and have 1 to 2 divorces every episode, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

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ok i have no idea what the fuck this could even mean but when jax realises he doesnt have a tail the cloud behind him very vaguely resembles a bunny with its tail separated from its body?? (forgive my tracing skills but i hope you can see it)

i could just be crazy ive barely seen anyone else bring this up

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This is what you’ll see in your nightmares. Time to lotion up beholding boy.

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The only light in the Dark

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Understanding a line of foreshadowing so well that you have to stand up and walk around the house saying “shit shit shit shit shit” until you’re composed enough to go back. 

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Zine Release!

The Women of the Archives zine is now officially released! The zine features pieces of art and writing created by 21 artists, 3 writers, and 4 mods.

The zine is a fully free, downloadable pdf available through itch.io. Go check it out! 💚

Download here: https://womenofthearchives.itch.io/women-of-the-archives

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jon being silly-goofy for so much of season 5 ("methinks the spider doth protest too much," playing I spy, etc) but it's because the eye is in full power and pumping him with so much dopamine that he actually has the energy to goof around. he's full of energy and endorphins but it's all because he's powered by everyone else's suffering. makes you think.

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Boxed and ready for shipping

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Behold!!

✨✨Teaholding video✨✨

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Birthday present for THE bastard himself<3

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Proposal for new fandom etiquette:

If you read a fic because it was linked/recced somewhere, you leave a comment saying "came from XXX" and that comment doesn't need to include anything else.

Because when all of a sudden there's a lot of activity on one particular fic I WANNA KNOW WHY!!!!!

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See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT FINALE POLL 3

[Poll 1, Poll 2]

PROPAGANDA:

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

[Garak]

"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."