minty-stellar - Tumblr blog

[minty-stellar]

[minty-stellar]

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

[minty-stellar]

guys pls i have ligma and i dont think im gonna make it. to save m,e you have to follow my blog and reblog my dumb memes pls i love you so much omg

[minty-stellar]

Most effort i've put into anything in a whale...

[minty-stellar]

[minty-stellar]

flog

[minty-stellar]

I have no context as to why I made this

[minty-stellar]

What if I tucked you into bed all warm and snuggly and then also tuck a full new york cheesecake into the bed next to you and I give you both a kiss goodnight and turn out the lights. Just you and a cheesecake

[minty-stellar]

wait ok mutuals what do you guys call your parents???????

[minty-stellar]

[minty-stellar]

I'd pull the lever, would you?

[minty-stellar]

A travesty

[minty-stellar]

Wow, all of my followers are sex bots. I think that's pretty cool!

[minty-stellar]

I like to think that I'm a very well emotionally regulated and levelheaded person until I lose my vape for 0.000002 of a second and start throwing my bedsheets in an effort to find said vape that I may or may not have sat on my bedside table less than a minute beforehand

[minty-stellar]

Google assistant needs a "don't let me sleep in" feature where they take control of every smart device in your house and cause HELL until I get tf outta bed to sort shit out

[minty-stellar]

Sometimes, I be taking pictures

[minty-stellar]

they are really fuckin these snails up