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#sapphic is a slur to riverdalians

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#someone in that writers room was a big price of salt fan

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Betty cooper @ riverdale themed met gala

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Riverdale ended up being genuinely transcendent queer media for many many reasons but for me number one has to be everything they ever did with Cheryl Blossom

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600 days without riverdale. it is time to start eating glass.

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the concept of archie andrews dancing to pink pony club...

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Betty Cooper loved to put on a suffocating H&M sweater with a skinny jean and an ankle boot and then brush her hair back into a ponytail so tight it looked painted on . That’s how I knew she was batshit crazy from the moment I saw her

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We need to revisit this. What was the point. You had GINA GERSHON of Showgirls 1995 and Bound 1996 fame dyked to the 9s and sniffing out Jarchie's homoerotic tension like my migraines with a scented candle. And it's never brought up again. Riddle me this Jughead: you say you and Archie aren't together-together, "we're just on the road together," but later in the episode Jellybean calls you Kid Kerouac, implying that you've read On the Road and are a fan, so what would that mean if not that there is something going on between you and Archie. Timeout I need to shift this to my blogspot that's how crazy this shit is I have to break out the BLOGSPOT

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I love you 'cause you're fucked, you're my bff for life your life is a mess and so is mine, yeah you're a piece of shit and so am I 🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡

so, I saw this tweet and it's been making me chuckle for days, so I threw together this video of the riverdale characters being deliciously twisted and sick, super squeaky clean characters

also making this made me realise there's definitely more stabbing on riverdale than yellowjackets (so far)

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actually me every time someone talks to me about riverdale

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boys.like.me.

archie x i know what boys like - the waitresses

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wtf gay little jughead

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one day... ONE DAY i will finally make my perfect several hours long riverdale video essay analysing the themes, the cycles, the meta narrative, the genre parody, the self aware satire and the sheer CAMP of it all... and then you will all see.... one day!

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remember when jughead told archie 'good night, sweet prince'... in many ways this one scene was gayer than any jarchie kiss ever could have been...

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4 minute long compilation of ariana talking about wicked being gay

you're welcome, gay people in my phone

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in retrospect it's such a shame, such an injustice, really, that riverdale never had a wicked themed special musical episode. can you imagine the cuntiness of it all??? sigh...