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Parent my muse! Be a mom or dad.

Scold them, punish them, make them eat their vegetables, fuss over them, tuck them into bed + anything else that parents do !

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Christmas/Winter Starters!

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{ Might add more later. Enjoy for now! }

🎁 Our muses open presents together! 🎄 Our muses decorate a christmas tree together! 🏬 Our muses go christmas shopping! 🔪 Our muses choose and cut their own tree! 💃 Our muses go ice-skating! 🌁 Our muses play in the snow! 🍛 Our muses make a Christmas dinner together! 🍪 Our muses bake and decorate Christmas cookies! 👀 Our muses stay up waiting for santa! 🎅 One muse still believes in santa… how does the other handle it? 🔥 Our muses drink hotchocolate and cuddle next to the fireplace! 📺 Our muses watch Christmas films together! 🎨 Our muses make christmas crafts - snowflakes, snowmen and more! 🏠 Our muses decorate the outside of the house! 💰 Our muses go decortion shopping! 👪 Our muses go to the mall to sit on santas lap! 🎶 Our muses listen to christmas songs! 📥 Our muses sled down a hill! ⛺ Our muses make a gingerbread house! 🏂 Our muses go snowboarding! 🏡 Our muses assist at a homeless shelter on christmas! 👶 Our muses visit a childrens hospital and give gifts to kids! 🚙 Our muses drive/walk around to look at peoples xmas lights at night! 🎬 Our muses watch a christmas play together! 😱 Our muses get snowed into their house! 🍻 Our muses get drunk off of booze filled egg nog! 🐎 Our muses take a horse drawn sleigh ride! 👕 One muse forces the other to wear ugly, matching christmas sweaters! 🎼 Our muses go caroling! 🎊 muses attend a christmas party! 💏 Our muses meet under the mistletoe - Accidentally or on purpose is your choice!

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ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT STARTERS.   S1, EPISODES 1-11. ↪  adjust pronouns accordingly.

‘ I thought [ name ] had everything under control. ’ ‘ A trick is something a whore does for money. ’ ‘ They are going to keep [ name ] in prison until this gets all sorted out. ’ ‘ What have we always said is the most important thing? ’ ‘ Breakfast! ’ ‘ If you’re saying I play favorites, you’re wrong. I love all my children equally.  …  I don’t care for [ name ]. ’ ‘ Then, mistaking a group of garishly dressed men for pirates, [ name ] boarded a van full of homosexuals. ’ ‘ I got the worst fucking attorneys. ’ ‘ You’re doing time. ’ ‘ I’m doing the time… of my life! ’ ‘ You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. ’ ‘ There’s always money in the banana stand. ’ ‘ NO TOUCHING. ’ ‘ Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. ’ ‘ Wow. We’re just blowing through nap time, aren’t we? ’ ‘ Is this a business decision, or is it personal? ‘Cause if it’s business I’ll go away happily. But if it’s personal, I’ll go away… but I won’t be happy. ’ ‘ It’s personal. ’ ‘ I don’t care about ostriches. ’ ‘ I’ll be in the hospital bar. ’ ‘ I know that she’s a brownish area with points. ’ ‘ That’s what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special. ’ ‘ I need to jump on you to break my fall. ’ ‘ I just haven’t had sex in a month. ’ ‘ They’re stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. ’ ‘ Maybe you’re not that selfish. ’ ‘ What’d she do, get you drunk? ’ ‘ Probably because she thinks you’re a cheap bastard. ’ ‘ She tried meditating to calm herself but ended up taking a two-hour angry nap. ’ ‘ Well, if it isn’t the boy who lives under the stairs. ’ ‘ You’re my third least favorite child. ’ ‘ I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. ’ ‘ Something that says, ‘leather daddy’? ’ ‘ I’m a living saint, and I get absolutely nothing out of it. ’ ‘ You’re the only one who chose a spouse I liked and she had to die. ’ ‘ If you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. ’ ‘ Oh, she thinks I’m too critical. That’s another fault of hers. ’ ‘ You knew the whole time, didn’t you? ’ ‘ I’m going to give you the cash, but in return, I get to ask you for a favor sometime. ’ ‘ My gut is telling me no. But my gut is also very hungry. ’ ‘ I told them not to, but I can’t promise that their instincts won’t kick in.’ ‘ He’s the only likable one in the bunch. ’ ‘ There are very few intelligent, attractive, and straight men in this town. ’ ‘ Gentlemen, we do not wave our genitals at one another to make a point! ’ ‘ I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. ’

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Scold my muse for doing something that your muse doesn’t appreciate.

bonus if you include reason / details !

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     in OTHER NEWS, please kindly like this post to be added     to my blog under the family tab,,,,,,im a sucker for these thingS

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    SO,,,,,,,i had 200 followers until i surfed through my followers       and blocked five porn blogs,,,(:,,,,,fuck m  Y LIFE

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       most robins die their first year. but the lifespan goes up dramatically for the ones that survive that critical time, because they’ve learned so many important life skills. of those that survive their first year, most wild robins live to be about 5 or 6. as of february, 2001, the longest living banded wild robin ever recorded had survived 13 years and 11 months, according to the bird banding laboratory at the patuxent wildlife research center. in captivity, robins have survived longer than 17 years. //       indie, private and selective dick grayson. penned by mal.

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Parent my muse! Be a mom or dad.

Scold them, punish them, make them eat their vegetables, fuss over them, tuck them into bed + anything else that parents do !

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Send ❄ to throw a snowball at my muse!

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「  RECOGNIZED // BATMAN … 02.   」

@mircalewinged : STARTER CALL !

“This girl you’re speaking to…”

God knows he doesn’t wish to have this talk on the rooftop during a stakeout, but Alfred had demanded he ensure that Dick was–… being r e s p o n s i b l e.

He had hoped to bring it up casually & put the whole thing to bed, but now he felt he’d only made the night air thicker with the horrendous awkwardness that came with giving your son ‘the talk’.

“… What’s her name?”

    it was no secret that the boy drifted into a concentrated state, deep oceanic hues narrowed down at the warehouse they shadowed currently. the chill of the night left his bones aching, lids dropping with exhaustion as he and his mentor observed a possible hideout. the question broke the staleness of the air, causing dick to freeze in his spot. great.

      ❝ what? ❞ the boy, perhaps, was playing dumb. however, robin immediately countered his response, ❝ oh. her name’s sierra. she’s just a friend, i helped her out with math one time. ❞ of course, they’d talked far more than that, but he wanted to avoid the obvious.

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( headcanon time ) ok but if someone ever sleeps in a bed with dick or near him he will cuddle with you involuntarily tbh. especially if he feels safe with the person.

on a side note if anyone wants to do a thread with cuddles im me bc im all about platonic family cuddles ok

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❛ maybe it’s just the  GOTHAM CITY  in me. ❜//     canon divergent. transcribed by breanna. #nightgoverned.

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( headcanon time ) ok but if someone ever sleeps in a bed with dick or near him he will cuddle with you involuntarily tbh. especially if he feels safe with the person. on a side note if anyone wants to do a thread with cuddles im me bc im all about platonic family cuddles ok

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      winter boy.

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A brief summary of YJ

Justice League: Team, don't do the thing

Team: Ok we won't do the thing

Team: (Telepathically) We gonna do the thing