miraculously-cluless
miraculously-cluless
miraculously clueless
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Drabble blog for MLB, Harry Potter, Hamilton and anything else I think of. side blog of @princelyplatypus
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miraculously-cluless · 5 years ago
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Drarry where every time Draco gets upset, stressed or sad he turns into a tiny fluffy owl that could pass as pigwidgeon’s twin.
It usually takes an hour for Pansy to get him to morph back. Forty five minutes for Blaise. Don’t even go to his parents or Draco will be stuck as an owl for days.
But it’s not until Harry enters Draco’s department and sees an adorable owl angrily hooting non-stop and biting some poor bloke’s fingers that he says, “Well aren’t you a cute little thing.”
Owl-Draco takes to Harry very quickly. Following him around and hooting softly when he gets pet, ruffling his feathers when praised.
15 minutes.
That’s all it takes and instead of an owl on Harry’s shoulder, he’s knocked to the ground with a very heavy and non owl-Draco.
“Not so little,” Harry says, amused as Draco flushes a light pink. “But still just as cute.”
So, now whenever Draco turns into a little owl, Harry is the one that is called immediately and usually gets an armful of an angry and bitter bird until owl-Draco gets a good look at just who is holding him.
After that, it’s just soft hoots and gentle praises
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miraculously-cluless · 5 years ago
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Kyoya: I just learned that some people try not to kill their friends in Among Us and I must say I’m a little confused. Isn’t that against the point of the game?
Tamaki, in tears: I’ve spared you SO MANY TIMEs KYOYA
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miraculously-cluless · 5 years ago
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Tamaki: You know Kyoya, I’ve noticed recently that sometimes when I’m talking to you, you act like you’re ignoring me. 
Kyoya: That’s because I am ignoring you. Nice of you to finally notice.
Tamaki:
Kyoya: In fact, you thinking my ignoring you is a recent development is incredibly alarming. I’ve been doing this for as long as I’ve known you.
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miraculously-cluless · 5 years ago
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I would just like to say that I love Remus lupin and he deserved better 😌
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miraculously-cluless · 5 years ago
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bokuto: i’m immune to mean and hurtful words because akaashi says nice things to me every day and his love protects me!
atsumu: i’m immune to mean and hurtful words because omi-kun says mean things to me every day, so i’m prepared.
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miraculously-cluless · 5 years ago
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Yamaguchi: meet my boyfriend 6'2 of salt, sarcasm and bad manners! (◡‿◡✿)
Tsukishima: [hissing]
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miraculously-cluless · 5 years ago
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congratulations supernatural on being a 15 year long hate crime
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miraculously-cluless · 5 years ago
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It's so weird to me that people are still likeing and reblogging from here LMAO. Maybe I'll come back and rebrand
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miraculously-cluless · 5 years ago
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Remus: Choke me like you hate me, but you love me Harry:
Harry:
Harry: Lowkey wanna date me when you fuck me
Remus: Touch me with the lights off and my chains on
Harry: Baby, I’m not the right one you should wait on
Sirius:
Draco:
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miraculously-cluless · 6 years ago
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EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND READ THIS
I don’t know if you know this now, but right now, there are two sisters from Saudi Arabia that are FLEEING the country and seeking asylum to escape their abusive family. If they return to Saudi Arabia, there’s a very good chance they’ll end up in a forced marriage, raped or even KILLED.
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They made a video explaining what happened here
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Here are some news articles I found about this
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They managed to get to Twitter and alert everyone about their situation, but Twitter took their accounts down
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Twitter is actually trying to SILENCE them and make sure that no one knows about this. Don’t let them get away with it. Reblog this and use the hashtag #SaveDuaandDalal
Thanks to @daughter-of-iblis for letting me know about this
REBLOG AND SPREAD THE WORD
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miraculously-cluless · 6 years ago
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Boston literally is considering straight pride.
Why LGBT people need pride:
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Here’s why straight people need pride :
They don’t
They don’t
They really don’t
The only reason straight pride exists is for homophobia and hatred
Here’s a quote from a member of Sao Paulo’s straight pride march : “not anti-gay, but a protest against the privileges the gay community enjoys.”
“PRIVILEGES”
Straight pride divides us further and is not necessary, especially in 2019!
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miraculously-cluless · 6 years ago
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Out of womb, out of mind
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miraculously-cluless · 6 years ago
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Stuff kids on tumblr better relearn
1. You are responsible for your own media experience. 
2. There is such a thing as a healthy level of avoidance towards topics that make you feel unwell or even (in a real-life clinical definition of the term) trigger you - but you are the one to actively take care of what you view.
3. Avoiding does not mean policing others.
4. You have no right to tell artists to censor themselves - you may criticize what others do, you may dislike it, that’s fine - but actively asking for censorship when you could easily unfollow or block a person just makes you look incompetent in your use of the internet.
5. Do not give people on tumblr or /any/ website the responsibility for your emotional well-being. Because these people do not even know you so no, you have no right to ask them to take care of you.
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miraculously-cluless · 6 years ago
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Repeated Rapist and Former Baylor frat president Jacob Anderson indicted for sexual assault will serve no jail time, not be registered as sex offender and only has to pay $400 fine
Anderson was accused of raping a 19-year-old woman at a 2016 off-campus party his fraternity, Phi Delta Theta, threw under his leadership as frat president. During the party, 
Anderson took the woman, who was intoxicated after receiving a drugged drink from him, outside to a “secluded part of the grounds” where he then sexually assaulted as while she was gagged and choked. The victim lost consciousness during the attack, at which point Anderson left the scene, leaving her nearly choking to death on her own vomit.
Anderson was initially brought up on for these alleged crimes, and charged him with “unlawful restraint” instead, for which the office recommended three years of probation, a $400 fine, and counseling.
This is the 3rd case in which this same judge has been lenient towards sexual offenders.
HERES HOW YOU CAN HELP
Sign the Petition 
CALL THE JUDGE: Ralph Strother
Phone: (254)-757-5081  Fax: (254)-759-5683 
CALL ATTORNEY WHO OFFERED PLEA DEAL: Hilary Stokes LaBorde 
Phone: (254) 757-5084
DEMAND JUSTICE!!!
#StayWoke
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miraculously-cluless · 6 years ago
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GUYS PLEASE THE PHILIPPINES ARE HAVING A VOTE ON WETHER OR NOT THEY SHOULD LEGALISE SAME SEX MARRIAGE
http://www.congress.gov.ph
THE PAGE TAKES A WHILE TO LOAD AND YOU HAVE TO SCROLL DOWN A BIT BUT PLEASE VOTE YES!!!
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miraculously-cluless · 6 years ago
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IF YOU WANT THE SIMS 4 BASE GAME, IT’LL BE FREE FOR THIS ENTIRE WEEK AND THEN YOURS FOREVER.
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miraculously-cluless · 6 years ago
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That’s not  justice
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