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every other week a beautiful beloved mutual of mine pulls yet another offputting white guy outta their ass and puts him on my dash with the fervour of an ancient crackpot philosopher hammering his new doctrine onto the temple doors

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sometimes when a kitty is sunbathing you can just kiss the little furs. and it smells like freshly baked cat. it's true, I saw it happen

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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

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narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

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shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

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@ghouliecruz

the type of ship i fuck with the most

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it's hilarious being self aware. i'm watching a clown performance, for real.

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me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

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I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

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mermaid megafauna

patreon . bsky

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I feel like politicians' insults about each other have really gone down hill. These days it's all "moron" and "loser", so childish. Think what you will of Paul Keating, but he gave us such gems as "he's a shiver waiting for a spine", "debating him is like being flogged with warm lettuce", "he's like a lizard on a rock: alive but looking dead", "he's all tip and no iceberg".

Where's the creativity these days?!