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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

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ok thanks

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did you know food can be used to restore energy? you can exchange money you earn for food at 'grocery stores', 'supermarkets' and 'gas stations.' these locations can be a source of many other useful items, so make sure to check back in when the stock rotates.

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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every new disney live action remake feels like the kind of thing that nobody is really interested in with reviews like "THIS MOVIE IS THE DEATH OF ART AND RUINED MY CHILDHOOD" and you look it up and the movie made 30 wazilliom dollars and broke every record. i know its Families With Children making up the viewership but its still funny to see the dissonance.

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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one time my mom and i were talking about autism and she said if i got it from anyone i got it from my dad, a man who has been buying and sorting pokemon cards for several months straight and likes to memorize license plates and then quiz my mom on them. and then she remembered that my father is not actually biologically related to me (#childofdivorce) and lost her shit laughing. i got that proxy autism

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i know her heart was in the right place but my mom wrote this in the funniest way possible

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I don’t believe tsw*ft is a revolutionary or even interesting artist but she *is* the only artist who has her own folder on my phone dedicated to lyrics that make me incandescent with rage so from a perverse conceptual perspective I guess something is working

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Art Nouveau brooch by Wilhelm Lucas von Cranach (1861–1918) / St. Trina’s torch (Elden Ring, 2022)

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s'mohgs

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The Cyborgs at the Center of the Galaxy — The Grox

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Hey everyone. *catches basketball thrown from offscreen.* We have a lot of fun here *catches basketball thrown from offscreen* but I just want to remind everyone that this account is about one thing and one thing only. *catches basketball thrown from offscreen.* finding a way to break my infinite basketball curse

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blue and magenta!

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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.