CC | late 30s | they/them | 🏳️🌈mostly nonsense, lots of reblogging
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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen
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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?
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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
#I mean most people probably think so#but even HUMANS can’t do this job#my job is literally fixing all the problems so#maybe if ai could do it with less errors then sure I guess#honestly ai can have my job
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you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters.
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#good advice#cause the second you look like you’re not doing anything#they will give you more to do#until it becomes way too much#and suddenly you’re doing the work of three people#on a regular basis
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Asking because I overheard a physical therapist say that she uses this question to see if she wants a second date with a guy, and if he says more than like 4 eggs at once it's a red flag.
#it kinda depends on the eggs#but I love them soft boiled or fried#and the concern would be more about feeling stuffed#than eating a bunch of something I like so#I regularly eat 2#but I think I could get up to six or seven before I started feeling too full#I don't normally eat eggs alone though there's usually some rice or bread or avocado involved too lol
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a detailed list of things i hate
hot weather
high temperatures
heat
warmer than average conditions
#lol#this is funny considering I voluntarily moved from a cold place to a hot place#but I didn’t come here for the weather#and I miss the cold
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The Infamous Pond, by Maximilian Liebenwein, 1907
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Illustration by Hilda Cowham for 'Father Tuck's Annual' c. 1920.
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Yes there's a typo in the first option but I am not redoing the whole thing
#it’s basically all of these except stat cheating and parasocial whatever#I don’t give a fuck about those#but sometimes it’s feeling bad because I can’t come up with a good response#sometimes it’s I don’t have time#sometimes it’s the email getting lost#sometimes it’s just straight up my anxiety#sometimes it’s adhd and I meant to respond but then forgot#there are so many reasons#but I do my best
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hey guys i made the tumblr default pfps but they're looking directly at you
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