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I have decided to move to a new blog! I will follow everyone back and get my queue set up (there are 12 posts). I look forward to writing with you all there :-)

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I have decided to move to a new blog! I will follow everyone back and get my queue set up (there are 12 posts). I look forward to writing with you all there :-)

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"Bad, nasty errors. They make Ralph forget." Maybe it isn't something he'd come to terms with yet, and maybe he never will. Memory issues mean a broken android, and Ralph has seen his fair share of broken androids and what they do when they find them. Far from in good condition himself but why give them another reason? His body language is tense suddenly.

He stares at Connor for a moment, his LED flashing yellow... and then back to blue, but he makes no move to take the other android's hand.

"Ralph forgets why you're here, detective." The plant. Yes, the plant. But what happened in between? His agitation only seems to grow.

The detective noticed? It draws Ralph's attention back to his own confusion, back to the missing time between Connor's arrival and now.

"...I don't know." He's staring at Connor. There is something wrong, something tangible. He sees it on the detective's face, too. Had he... said something? The last thing he wants to do is drive his friend away.

"...you'll have to forgive Ralph. He's been experiencing errors lately."

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... Is this how humans flirt? He just wanted her to stay for longer, but now he's stuck processing this new information.

He doesn't lower the knife.

Androids don't want you to know this trick! A human can be easily swayed with the help of a kitchen knife.

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Androids, but more specifically deviants, will do something similar to mirroring that humans do subconsciously. Ralph will start to pick up the mannerisms of people and androids he gets close to or sees often. If he is shown kindness and warmth (which he has been more recently), he is more likely to reciprocate kindness and warmth

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"Ralph thinks the detective should take as much as he needs to," he whispers, "until Connor is all better."

His eyes trained on his hand as Connor takes it and brings it up to his mouth. Never before had he done anything like this. The detective is very special to Ralph. The experience as a whole is new, but he isn't scared. Not of Connor. Not anymore.

In fact, if anything, his response is quite giddy. He's helping a friend. No android had been this close to do anything like it before, and he never thought any android would.

"Yes." He doesn't make a move to do anything for a second. "I'll help you."

Thirum has to flow. Ralph will use his knife for that. He watches the blue liquid make a small pool in his hand... and then reaches out to Connor.

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@c0nn0rb0t replied: Ralph plz

How else is he supposed to get what he wants? The only language humans seem to understand is violence.

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@hxzelwallflower replied: If you're gonna' threat me, do it properly. /j

Well, since she did ask.

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Androids don't want you to know this trick! A human can be easily swayed with the help of a kitchen knife.

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Hank, overhearing Connor and Ralph sharing Thirium:

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"And run the risk of gettin' Toad and the princess sick, too? No thanks!" What he means is you're not getting out of this bed until you're back in tip-top shape, and he's going to make sure of it.

"Just rest, will ya? We can see the princess tomorrow!"

@thebladesmithmuses from x

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A garden of perfection, rooted in calculation.

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Happy early Valentine's Day to this sopping wet cat of a man <-- said with all the love and affection in my heart 🥰

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The look on his face is enough to answer the question; no, he hadn't thought of going back. Not like this.

"Ralph still takes care of plants." He motions towards whatever is growing through the floor in the abandoned house; it's flowering and appears to be doing really well. "It repels pests. Humans really liked it."

"Ralph had a dream he was wearing a really cool wig..."

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No matter what Connor does in any route of the game, Amanda will never be satisfied with what he accomplishes. Follow all directives and never deviate like a good machine? You're getting replaced. Realize you aren't who they think you are and gain empathy for your fellow androids? You've lost her trust, and they will make you do as you're told anyway. And maybe Connor realizes this somewhere down the line. It's a tactic used to keep him focused on his mission; there's no time to rest, you have to keep going no matter what.

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Sentence starters; Jerma edition

"It was a joke! I did it as a fucking joke!"

"If I chop you up in a meat grinder and the only thing that comes out that's left of you is your eyeball... you're probably dead!"

"What the fuck is that?"

*Sung really badly* "Oh ThE mIsErY, eVeRy SiNgLe PeRsOn Is My EnEmY"

"I swear to god this is my shoulder it's just weirdly cropped!"

"KILL THEM! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT!"

"I think you should stop drinking gasoline."

*Peaks out from underneath the table* "Any scraps for me?"

"I did that on purpose, don't let anyone fucking tell you I didn't."

*Pretends to smoke a cigarette but it's very obviously a tube of ChapStick*

"Do you have a dent in your head?"

"I'm gonna STRANGLE your parents!"

"No, no, no, the thing in the fridge is definitely NOT human meat...."

*Ghost pointing at their dead body* "How do I get in? How do I get back inside??"

*Laying down seductively on a bed* "Who is it?"

"I had... a hellish week."

"I just have a big, fucking, HUGE ass."

"Why am I the crazy guy in the fucking horror movie that nobody believes?"

*Soaking wet, wearing a cat boy outfit* "...Where am I?"

"I got glasses, but I don't really need them, so I put them up there just in case I need to read something.... like your number."

"Hey, (name) here!" *Immediately crashes the car they were driving*

"Michaelangelo, Leonardo, Davinci, they're all DEAD. I remain, you understand? I REMAIN as a performance artist."

"How does that feel, huh? Does that feel weird?"

*Spinning around in a circle* "So long, gay Bowser!"

"You want to fight? You want to fucking fight? Don't fucking come at me!" *completely misses and slaps themselves in the face*

"Don't look over here! DON'T LOOK OVER HERE!"

"...I'm alive... WAIT, I'M ALIVE!"

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hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.