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is there anything more babycoded than being a little with a tickling kink

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i have escaped. well. what actually happened is that i tried to escape and my kidnappers said they'd let me go if i would release a video of my pathetic squirming and moaning 😔😔

this is becoming a bit of a regular theme isn't it? 🙄🙄🙄

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catgirls are a dying breed, so let's all get together with each other! we can have claws and biting and spiky sex, and afterwards we can have the biggest floofiest kittypile and cuddles, and chase mousegirls and meow loudly at humans until they give us lots of petting...

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Blowjobs are lame. If you ever get on your knees Infront of me I'm throatfucking you.

I mean I'm grabbing your head and slamming my hips into you over and over again, my balls filled with the thick flurry of girl spunk slapping against your chin as saliva is shot out in all directions.

All you can muster out are "ghlk ghlk ghlk" as I ram my thick bitchbreaker gock down your throat, I see your eyes start to flutter close and I take out my saliva covered fuckstick to slap you across the face, just enough time to get a breath in before my gock plunges back down your throat~

That's what oral is.

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🌻 mew meow :3

Meowwww!

mrow! mrowwww! miaowwwwww!

mrrrrp!

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Bothering you with questions and statements 🌻

questions AND statements? why we're being spoiled here. we love questions and statements. big questions, little questions, true statements, and statements that are definitely something you just made up! questions and statements is how we play posts!

there are parts of the miscellany that do like an excuse to have a good infodump about something, and this thing likes spinning with a kink idea and seeing where it can take it. it does also like that it's been making friends here, connecting with others all over the place, both near and far.

it makes us feel like we're useful and knowledgeable, and that others can trust us to steer them right when it comes to certain topics. our motherly parts and mentorly parts get a kick out of guiding someone, though ultimately it's not taking responsibility for others. you can ask it for advice, but what you get from it and do with it is your responsibility in the end.

so if anyone comes to it and wants to talk to it, it feels the need to point out that you don't need to be shy or apologise for doing so. the whole point of having a blog is to make statements and answer questions; it'll never be upset at anyone giving it more opportunities to.

send it a 🌻 and it'll just talk about whatever it likes

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a little something for sole sunday ft. my lovely partner @chucklechampion 💕

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the calm before the storm

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all maids need to disciplined regularly

this is what corrects a bad maid, maintains a good maid, and is delivered by a great maid.

falling behind on routine discipline leads to shoddy work, poor attitude, dissatisfaction, and in extreme cases, departure.

discipline needs to be maintained, not just among the maids, but also along their masters, mistresses, princesses, and owners. this is how we maintain our high standards and protocol, and provide the very best service we can!

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no because don't you see ! i am unflappable and unkidnappable. i would never allow one of my tumblr mutuals to come up behind me and gag me with a massive scarf

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damsel in the forest 🌳🌳🌳

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If i had a little fairy i would trap it inside one of those hollow ballgags with all the holes in it and wear that all day

this fae would be very interested in spending a day like that!

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I like your blog. Think you’re more cool than you give yourself credit 🤭

probably

like, we are cool, right, but in a sort of playing by our own rules kind of way. we're definitely not capital-C Cool, not like aesthetically cool, but just like, bizarre in an interesting kind of way, kind of like how you'd spot a cool cat on top of a wall and you might stop to take a picture, or maybe even try to pet it. cool as in curious, like a strangely shiny pebble on a beach: you know how it got there, but you're not sure why it formed that way. cool as in slightly reserved, but not cold. cool as in two steps ahead of where others are, walking a path that others are following. cool as in slightly inspiring, despite how it really just going about its business as usual, but something about it displays something others want. cool as in self-assured, because it can write a whole paragraph about how it is cool without talking itself down or dismissing the claim.

this was a nice message to wake up to!

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Tummy Tuesday or sumin

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it hopes that you don't just see this thing as a cool blog to follow, but also as something you can and should be locking in your home and using as a toy to satisfy all your kinks.

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I personally think it needs to be tickled til it cries 🥰

what a coincidence, this thing thinks that being tickled until it cries would fix it.

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If you have a tgirl in arms reach and free range over her body, never stop touching her. Hold her hand, pet her head, kiss every part of her you can reach, squeeze and grope her constantly. She deserves so much touch to make up for all the time she hasn't been