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life gives, life takes!

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@bek48 I'm sorry since when has the King of the Grotto been shirtless?! 😳

📸: fadetodvst | x

Download Festival || 06/14/2025

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editing is just you vs. past-you in a duel of questionable comma placement and emotional instability

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@bek48 and maybe bluegrass? Yeeehaw!

"so...ya like jazz?"

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RED 💋

Full art in IG

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Already sat for the next update of Broom Go Vroom? Well, this next chapter will have you on your feet.

Race 7: Tour de Tours in France!!

Snippet below the cut. Thanks to @mistresslynndramione for the title gif!

Draco’s heart leapt at the sound of Hermione’s somewhat breathless, “Hi, Pansy. Is Draco—” She craned her neck to peek into the training room and broke out into a brilliant smile when she spotted him. “Never mind, I see you’re finished with him. Thanks.”

She strode past. Pansy rolled her eyes before heading back towards her team’s office.

“Upgraded suit,” Hermione observed.

Her eyes raked him appreciatively, a slow meander up and down his body that did wonders for his ego. He almost wished Pansy had left the crotch a little tighter; mild chafing might have been worth another moment of Hermione’s attention.

“It looks good,” she said. “Nechama was a smart hire, as was Pansy. Such a strong team. Anyway, are you ready for a rainy practice?”

Despite the dour weather, Hermione sounded excited, untouched by the gossip inspired by last week’s impromptu exit.

It was a relief, especially since Draco had forced her hand. Hermione had only followed him because she felt she had to. Because, as his Pilot, she was contractually obligated to care, as she so often reminded him. He was content to take the gaffe on the chin for them both.

Draco buttoned his kit, grabbed his gloves, and smiled at her. “Let’s do it.”

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@bek48 my guy's just up there in a niche, vibing

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Crookshanks shenanigans!

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A short comic about Theo's misfortune. I had fun doing this!

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It's Race Week! Join Rita Skeeter as she breaks down all the Italian action and previews next week's race in France!

Broom Go Vroom: Ch 15/46

Summary:

When Nimbus Racing Broom Company is unexpectedly acquired, Hermione Granger isn’t surprised to have kept her position. After all, she’s Top Flight’s first female Pilot. Responsible for setting a Flyer’s race strategy, this highly scrutinised position is everything Hermione’s been working towards. There’s just one problem: she’s been paired with the Team Owner’s irascible and arrogant son.

Desperate to prove himself to his father and the world, Draco Malfoy will do anything to win. The first steps on his path to victory? Get rid of his stubborn rookie Pilot and take his destiny into his own hands.

But as the pressure to win grows with every race, Hermione and Draco must find a way to work together, even if it takes the entire season. The championship is on the line, and neither can make history alone.

Title art credit to @mistresslynndramione!

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@bek48 A prime example of unzipped racing onesies to reveal the skintight fireproofs beneath. Also, these two are muffins and their expressions are perfect. 🤩

"please ask charles questions cause he needs to leave in 5 minutes to see the stewards"

oscar and charles faces:

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vessel: this life i've built for myself is bringing me a lot of pain because i don't want to disappoint anybody but i'm also exhausted

ii:

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*emerges from headphones covered in blood* the album's really good you should listen

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@bek48 wake up babe, new napkin-core aesthetic dropped

i like how Ves always looks so smooth in professional photoshoots, and on stage he looks like a dirty crinkled napkin. the duality of this man.

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vessel: this life i've built for myself is bringing me a lot of pain because i don't want to disappoint anybody but i'm also exhausted

ii:

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Blowing right past the exit for Girlboss Protagonist and heading straight on to Overfunctioning Woman who is Tired of That Guy’s Shit™

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Race 6: Circuito del Lago di Como, Italy

Ready for some Italian action? The race is on, and trust me: this is one you won't want to miss. 🧹🏁

Snippet below the cut!

Title gif credit and gratitude to @mistresslynndramione!

Malfoy stood in the corner with his arms crossed. He’d unzipped the first six inches of his flight suit, revealing a distractingly well-defined ‘V’ of pale skin. Though his head was tipped towards Blaise, his grey eyes were on her.

He wasn’t glaring.

Instead, as he had done all week, Malfoy looked at her with a question along his brow. Like she was a collection of ancient runes he’d been asked to translate without a codex.

Judging by his deepening furrow, he hadn’t made much progress.

He looked on the cusp of speaking when Horace popped in. He nodded a bland greeting at Malfoy and Blaise, then turned to her, tugging at his unbuttoned collar.

“A word, Hermione?”

“Sure.”

Horace’s eyes skipped back to Malfoy and Blaise. “Alone?”

Malfoy frowned and took half a step forward. Hermione recognized that look, querulous and self-important: he was about to argue. Then Blaise brushed a hand against his arm. A simple touch, so fleeting Horace probably hadn’t seen it, but it was enough. Malfoy dragged his eyes away from hers and left without comment.

As soon as the conference room door clicked closed, Hermione regretted their absence. Though she was years out of Hogwarts, it nevertheless felt like she’d been held after class for a discussion with the professor. And Horace’s handwringing certainly didn’t help steady her nerves.