miserykid

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hi :)

i hope i dont have to fight my shadow self today

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imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow

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my skills include crying over people that don't exist and running last-minute loads of laundry because i got a stain on my dbz pajama pants (that i have despite never having watched dbz) and i needed to wash them because i can't mentally deal with wearing anything else to bed

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it definitely fits.

Gasoline by Halsey but WuKong? 🤔

I just woke up

And i have no idea what the hell tat song is but i trust you bro

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that is NOT how a straight person sits

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noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

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take a sip sweetie

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take a sip sweetie

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Gender equality win! Instead of just being awkward around girls, I am also awkward around guys as well.

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wheres seasons greasons

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I find it kind of beautiful how Hank Green is one of the biggest thorns in Elon’s side, if only because it shows that his track record with enormous social media sites is far greater than his brother’s

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hyeahmes

you’re laughing. lin manuel miranda was cast as hermes in the percy jackson show and you’re laughing.

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Making a callout post for sheet music

-Frequently uses slurs

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What if wukong and Buddha are like buddies but Buddha most times ghosts wukong and only actually pays attention to the monkey when shit like macaque happens

They definitely have some tea time jn a day of the week i don't believe that Buddha and wukong don't actually gossip all day

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i just KNOW he ranted to her abt the entire lbd situation after s3

What if wukong and Buddha are like buddies but Buddha most times ghosts wukong and only actually pays attention to the monkey when shit like macaque happens

They definitely have some tea time jn a day of the week i don't believe that Buddha and wukong don't actually gossip all day

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Wukong and Kuanyin, however, gossip every other weekend when theyre both not busy

What if wukong and Buddha are like buddies but Buddha most times ghosts wukong and only actually pays attention to the monkey when shit like macaque happens

They definitely have some tea time jn a day of the week i don't believe that Buddha and wukong don't actually gossip all day

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at some point he's got the entirety of FFM decked out in those Papa Louie game holiday decorations and the only one laughing along is Mei

Do you think wukong does the thing where he gets always the holiday wrong on purpose?

"monkey king!! Happy Halloween!"

"merey Christmas"

Or says in the most monotone voice lyrics of songs

"monkey king, it's Christmas!"

"all i want for Christmas is you"

"what??"